banner
feralito.bsky.social
Feral
@feralito.bsky.social
30 followers 120 following 97 posts
Buenos fuckos putos
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 9h
Back in the day this tool was magic: www.dack.com/web/bullshit...
dack.com > web > web economy bullshit generator
www.dack.com
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 9h
Moon drop rule. Haven’t seen them yet this year.
1
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 10h
Invalid if not euphemistic.

*blocks myself
1
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 10h
I couldn’t use my toothbrush because it was updating its firmware.
Technology is hostile.
1 1
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 10h
I'll add- as a struggling addict, I’ve smoked way too much Devils Lettuce for breakfast. My drinking addict friends have had 3am wake up and chug vodka sessions. So.. you’re doing great! Have seconds!
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 10h
Prepping for breakfast dessert
1 1
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 13h
There's a sign on the 101 West in Tarzana (Los Angeles, the Valley) for the University of Hypnotherapy which triggers this response.
1
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 13h
Fupa covered in denim is the high speed train to Bonertown.
1
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 1d
“Lay me down”
Anytime that cornball fucking phrase ends up in a song I hate it. I hate the fucking song and generally, whoever wrote it.
1 2
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 3d
We've gone full Emu and the wings are useless to the main corpus so flight is unobtainable.
1 1 2
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 4d
Agreed. I'm hoping the current mess is the deconstruction of white male privilege and there's an equanimous glory on the other side.
1 1
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 4d
Ketamine and tears are snacks
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 4d
Current cheese journey: in nonstick pan, heat hot honey, then shredded mozzarella then two eggs. Fold in half in pan once cheese gets crispy. Instant reverse omelette that is way better than it should be.
1 2
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 4d
It’s called The National Park Service. Instead of “posting” one touches grass.
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 4d
Lazy side sex rules.
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 4d
*she
1 1
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 4d
Three breaths. In-out 3x with full intention is some magical shit.
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 4d
This skeet is a reminder to be radically kind, everyone is suffering.
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 4d
You must live in Bonerville or Nippletown.
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 4d
The last device Steve Jobs introduced was the iPod touch 4th generation. It’s a perfect device. Still is (available for ~$50 online). Apple has been garbage since. Tim Cook foolishly turned Apple into a service and subscription company.
People with smart glasses will encounter deserved violence.
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 5d
Heh… “list”
1
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 5d
Someone on here called a cubicle a starter coffin.
1
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 5d
This is known as Ruprecht”s Syndrome
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 5d
Never taken a shit either, they get left.
2
feralito.bsky.social
Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 5d
Still no touchscreen MacBook.
Also never setup a new Windows box while it’s online.
Conversely, I just set up another Ubuntu rig on a $130 Ryzen mini box that is super fast and completely secure.
1