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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 9d

How it feels when you come home after work and get into your pjs

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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 12h

Made my day thanks! 🤩

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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 2d

a woman in a dark room with the words " it is time " above her

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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 2d

Monday is over. Let’s celebrate

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Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 2d

I’d like a C please, Bob.

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Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 3d

People don’t spontaneously combust as much as they used to.

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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 2d

The essence of Monday

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Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 4d

[My first day as a detective]
Me: It's one way glass he can't see you. Just point at the killer.
Witness: All I can see is our reflection.
Me: Ah, ok. Everybody swap rooms.

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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 3d

I’ve finished work for the day and now time to relax

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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 4d

Can’t meow right now I’m listening to catfermations

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · Nov 12

since bluesky doesn’t have a drafts folder i’m just going to write my drafts under this post. nobody look, these aren’t finished yet

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 4d

personally i would be pissed if jesus did that to me. i paid for those drugs

painting of guy injecting heroin but jesus swoops in behind him to get the drugs in his arm

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Hanniba-LINA Lecter 💀 @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · Jun 4

Logging onto Bluesky in the morning vs the evening

Photo of Liz truss on the left: I am a fighter and not a quitter

Photo of Liz truss on the right: I am resigning

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · Apr 18

You're all wheel and no hamster.

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · Jan 3

After the last several years, I even take salt with a grain of salt.

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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 4d

I can think of a few and they’re all chocolate covered

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 4d

imagine hating me and i’m just over here redoing confrontations in the shower

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Nov 28

This place gives me the creeps

Sir, this is IHOP

Whoops sorry, this place gives me the crêpes

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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 4d

Dipping my cookies straight into melted Nutella in case you’re wondering how my Saturday night is going

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · Sep 18

this meeting could’ve been an x-files standalone episode

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