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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · Apr 18

You're all wheel and no hamster.

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 1d

@stephenkb.bsky.social particularly powerful column this week. Quite terrifying and heartbreaking for our Jewish colleagues, friends and family. Thank you for writing it.

Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 2d

Life becomes so much easier when you learn to find contentment in crushing disappointment.

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 3d

Me: I wish I was the most beautiful person in the world.
Genie: done
Me: *looking in mirror* But I still look the same...
Genie: Just wait until you see everybody else.

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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 4d

In her lunch with the FT the OnlyFans CEO says her company pays more tax than the entire British fishing industry. Quite a stat.

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 6d

After a period of intense reflection I have decided that no, I wouldn't make a good vampire.

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 8d

There is a big difference between ignorance and bliss.

I'm sick of this false equivalence.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · Aug 18

is this the manic monday the bangles warned us about? time will tell

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 10d

I don't make enough money to pay no taxes

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 14d

Please know that if you have ever reposted me, I have imagined you naked, floating in space, a universe of stars glittering behind your frozen corpse. You are beautiful.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 14d

I got kicked out of law school when I cited joe v. the volcano on my final exam

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 16d

Noticeable that this government always never engages in why arguments, either as a positive or an attack.

Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 17d

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 18d

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 18d

Do you think they know we can see them doing this? 🧐

Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 18d

Let's keep saying nothing in increasingly elaborate ways.

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 18d

My greatest fear is looking left when the optician says look right.

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 19d

Jesus loves you.
That doesn't mean he has to like you.

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 20d

I suspect she'll be a natural at it 😏

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Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 21d

Calling Jeffrey Epstein ‘the paedophile financier’ makes him sound like something from Patisserie Valerie

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22d

A horse can gallop just a few hours after it's born. It would be cool if humans developed that quickly. A baby pops out and three hours later it’s texting

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 21d

😝

Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 22d

Is this one of your clever metaphors about the state of the Tory Party 🧐

Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 22d

My unified theory of everything is that quantum mechanics is the operating system of our universe and general relativity is the software it's currently running.

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 25d

I'll swing by later

Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 25d

Immediately started to wonder how the downing Street cat became so rich....🤔