Ruth Husko
@dankackroyd.bsky.social
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The reason Robert Jenrick didn’t see any ‘white faces’ in Birmingham is because he was looking at these grey tits
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Don’t normally rate Taylor Swift but this new one’s alright
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“So I leant over, tapped her on the cleavage with a pastry fork, I said my mother gave birth to twins in an unheated wash house and then got straight back up and finished the mangling, so think on.” RIP, Patricia Routledge.
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Went for a lie down at 3pm and just woke up thinking it was Monday
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I ate six bags of crisps yesterday
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Lying Down And Loving It 😎🛌
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It’s October eve not October Steve
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Happy National Coffee Day to all who celebrate by the way ☕️
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Yeah I support ID CARDS:

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D anny John Jules
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Happy Birthday Bruce Springsteen 🥳
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Thank you UnkleRupert! 😍
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I don’t know why she’s leaving,
Or where she’s gonna go,
I guess she’s got her reasons,
But I just don't wanna know,
Cause for twenty-four years I've been
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One of my favourite Japanese tshirt brands has just released a new Mr Bean range and I’m not sure how I feel about this
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Calling Jeffrey Epstein ‘the paedophile financier’ makes him sound like something from Patisserie Valerie
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That’s it then, time to take the emergency alert tree down
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If this flag offends you, bean help you pack
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The Fab Four’ is such a nice way to describe The Beatles. I’d been calling them ‘The Four Men’
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Just seen a ‘nutter’ in the wild. Sorry pal, we don’t say that now, it’s ‘experiencing mental health challenges’. This is almond milk, not a Peperami voiced by Adrian Edmondson (adverts since discontinued due to changing attitudes towards mental health)
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The Edinburgh Fringe has an award for Best Show but if they made an award for ‘Person Who Walked Past Angus Deayton Three Times Yesterday’ I’d scoop the lot
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That feeling when you’re sweating your tossed salads and scrambled eggs off
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You're never gonna believe this but you know that vintage child mannequin with painted shoes and no arms that you viewed? Still available by the way