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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary

@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social

480 followers 490 following 960 posts

I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨ Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 9d

ⓘ this user is suspected of having tea with squirrels, please report any suspicious behavior

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 1h

them: youre kinda funny

me: REALLY?? NOT ANNOYING??!

them: well...

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 58m

It worked!

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 1h

I want a rooster that can text message... i'd prob still forget to reply back tho

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 1h

Wow. Cool enough that your rooster has a fridge, but fucking dope that he can text message too!

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 1h

Spike Lee says he would like a word, but is also still flattered

a man in a suit and top hat is standing in front of a sign that says beta awards .

Alt: Spike Lee has a grievance re his description but thinks Mads cat is cute so whatevs

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 1h

At first, i read this as booties and butts. Felt repetitive, but also still seemed sound reasoning ✨

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 1h

Can we really blame them though with what they put up with? 💔

a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a picture of a dinosaur ..

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a picture of a dinosaur ..

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 1h

Your autocorrect knew how much I didn't do today that i was supposed to. Autocorrect knows everything

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 9h

I promised him i'd try to figure it out to create both too, but i'm so not tech savvy that it's not even funny

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 9h

🫡

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 9h

Doomkick! You're a celebrity now! Can i get you some more all green m&ms only, sir?

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 10h

💕why, thank you, my queen!💕
(I knew there had to be a reason i was suddenly getting new followers.)
*curtsy and bow*

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 10h

Which is fair

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 10h

I actually don't know if that's how you pluralize t-rex or not, but those three insisted it was correct

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 10h

This is true💔 Thoughts and prayers

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 10h

THREE T-REXES!!!🦖🦖🦖

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 17h

And a trex 🦖

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 17h

Unfair advantage, lady. Most of my moots on here don't know me IRL. But points regardless, bc you deserve it✨

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 18h

Happy Birthday James!😱🎂

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 18h

Three random things about me:
1. I started taking ballet at 35, and i'm NOT great at it, but enjoy it 🩰💕
2. I took a croissant baking class in Paris, but still can't bake a croissant somehow
3. I played Cory Bratter in a dinner theater run of "Barefoot in the Park"

Boo-greenia 👻 @eugreenia.bsky.social · 1d

Three random things about me:
1. I used to be a genetic counselor
2. I used to work in diabetic medical device research
3. I’m the only one in my immediate family with blue eyes

James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 1d

Three random things about me:

1) I can't drive.
2) I hate cooking pancakes.
3) Never lived anywhere else except Florida.

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 18h

Parker's thank you face

Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 18h

OMG! My cat Parker used to wear a Libre device. He's currently not bc he seems to be in remission, fingers crossed. I know it's technically not approved for cats but all the vets do it. But sincere thank you for your work! Seriously, thank you! ❤️

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 18h

If you live in Florida, you probably have a Waffle House somewhere, so i see no need to ever cook, anything, ever

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 18h

Agreed

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Lisa "👻 scary name" Singletary @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 18h

And justified. They're brilliant. When they take over, those like you and i may just be the only ones spared 🐙

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