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Bride of the Nibbler
@arcanenibbler.bsky.social
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Two brows, one low, one high, have I, motherfucker. 🏳️‍🌈 My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaduofcfpobm
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Bride of the Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · Aug 7
I took a milk bath to soften my skin, but now I have Lucky Charms marshmallows stuck all over my body.
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Bride of the Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 2h
Yeah, I’ve just heard some of my longtime mutuals talking about going back there.

Anyway it was really just an excuse to post this silly Beatles song. It’s freaking nuts. 😆
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 3h
You should be legally obliged to have the same avi and/or handle across all social media apps.
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Bride of the Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 4h
Hell yeah.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 4h
“Do you want me to be honest?” isn’t a question. It’s a warning.
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BeTheCookie @bethecookie.bsky.social · 4h
If you would prefer to not eat a shipload full of fried snails then you are just eschewing chewing escargot cargo.
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 16h
Imaginary conversations will actually unprepare you for nobody else being there
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d
What you can only imagine does not pay for reality. That's what I always wrote on the memo line of all my checks, because back then it was time to stop saying I can only imagine to foolish dreams with tales of cashing blank stares at any bank wall
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Bride of the Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 4h
Tusk tells a dad joke. 😂
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d
I get glitched in the matrix all the time but I don't ask for manager shit cause I'm no Kareanu
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Bride of the Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 4h
I don’t blame anyone for leaving, but I don’t have the energy to start over again. I’m staying here until it’s unbearable. But here’s a little sendoff song for those who are moving on.

“Good evening and welcome to Slaggers
Featuring Dennis O'Bell”

youtu.be/iZndVv-jl-U?...
You Know My Name (Look Up The Number) (Remastered 2009)
YouTube video by The Beatles - Topic
youtu.be
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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · Mar 22
Just to prove a point to birds, I copulated mid flight in a twin engine Cessna.
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 15h
Videogame vandals
Facade of an old disused industrial building, with small panes in the larger dirty windows broken to resemble Tetris pieces
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Bride of the Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 8h
*nodding my head like a Jack-in-the-box.
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Bride of the Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 15h
I wish I could just wish myself to the cornfield.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 19h
Calories don't count if they don't satisfy your craving.
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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 19h
Be sure to come to my book signing! Today, I'll be signing "It", by Stephen King. Next week, I'll be signing the owner's manual to my 2006 Honda.
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 16h
I'll write my skeets on the wall with my own shit like de Sade before I go to mastodon
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 16h
Oh, you mean fall as in autumn, not as in "of civilization."
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Bride of the Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 19h
Are people really going back to Mastadon? Tf? I don’t even remember my password.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 2d
Listen, I’m old and lazy. You can go to Mastadon if you want, but I’ll stay here to get ignored.
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 23h
The top five worst ways to be found:

5. Out
4. Guilty
3. Wanting
2. Dead
1. By your email
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Chuck Wolfmangione @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 1d
What drugs did this poor pig do before committing sausage seppuku?
A pig happily slicing himself into sausage rounds with a large knife
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 1d
Who gets up at 2:30 to make coffee and eat leftover chicken?

(back-up singers, softly, but with confidence)

PAM!
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Spook E Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 1d
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
Synthbike
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𓋇 Pam, a Scrivener @sesheta.bsky.social · 1d
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
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