C 🇨🇦
@coffeeinhand.bsky.social
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Chief cat wrangler. Coffee connoisseur. Horror Enthusiast. Hot Garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:brt3y4qbhsywu3m3tzg4hucr/feed/aaab5occtum4g
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ficklenuts.bsky.social
Bullied myself into exercising again. Stole my own lunch money, too
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augustreverie.bsky.social
I love when there is so much garlic in my food that I feel impervious to both germs and vampirism
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mamafirefly.bsky.social
whole world in one tiny music note
coffeeinhand.bsky.social
Some real nerd stuff 🙈
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daisy91.bsky.social
Might create an alt just to pretend like I have a boyfriend.
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havishaf.bsky.social
Oh, you had second thoughts? I'm on season 5 of overthinking and currently hosting a conference with my anxiety.
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los-los.bsky.social
I’ve seen burritos more supreme than this court
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invisihole.bsky.social
There's some bamboozle afoot.
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blairloudly.bsky.social
its not a mood disorder im like this on purpose
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notjpo.bsky.social
More like sees the day and goes back to bed amiright
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
getting into conspiracy theories so i can achieve my dream of being the first man on the moon
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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Listen, I’m old and lazy. You can go to Mastadon if you want, but I’ll stay here to get ignored.
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laboxalaroxa.bsky.social
Most people are pretty nice to me here and it freaks me out a little.
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leenmcbeans.bsky.social
It will never not bother me to hear “unalived” or “graped”. We’ve more than proved that banning language only creates different words for the same topics that we absolutely need to be talking about. Stop making serious issues sound less serious by banning the real heavy words. They’re not the issue
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blairloudly.bsky.social
if eaten this poison apple will cause you to sleep forever

[me already finished] please could i have another
coffeeinhand.bsky.social
I give you permission to look at my media tab
coffeeinhand.bsky.social
There so much to go around
coffeeinhand.bsky.social
I make things impossibly awkward just by opening my mouth and being me
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
it's okay to have fun during spooky month even if you're having a whole spooky life
coffeeinhand.bsky.social
Support role, logging on. I’ll buff your stats and your self‑esteem
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hollyross.bsky.social
The feminine urge to make them pay.