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Holly O'Ween Ross

@hollyross.bsky.social

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Intellectual Property Paralegal •ex-music biz•San Francisco girl •musician•singer/songwriter•very sweary•disabled•chronically illin' •wifey•cat/dog mom • queer 🏳️‍🌈 bi+🏳️‍⚧️ bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu

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Holly O'Ween Ross @hollyross.bsky.social · Nov 18

While this isn't my #firstpost, I saw folks introducing themselves, and I thought that was a good idea.

Hi! I'm Holly, ex-music biz, ex-intellectual property law, disabled, trying my hand at singing/songwriting. I am furious/scared about this incoming administration, but I will not lay down #resist

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Holly O'Ween Ross @hollyross.bsky.social · 45m

My butthole is a delicate flower. I had to raw-dog it today.

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Holly O'Ween Ross @hollyross.bsky.social · 58m

Our bidet is suddenly a bidon't 😭

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · Jun 20

Just because he didn't do it to you, doesn't mean it didn't happen

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · Jun 20

Yes. And women that dont believe other women with receipts upset me. Ya know? Its so not about the women though. The men.

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Holly O'Ween Ross @hollyross.bsky.social · 11h

Can't. Stop. Crying.

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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 11h

apnews.com/video/eeyore... leads Florida deputy to missing 86-year-old woman who fell while walking him
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Dog leads Florida deputy to missing 86-year-old woman who fell while walking him

A dog named Eeyore turned into a rescuer, leading a Florida sheriff's deputy to where a missing 86-year-old woman had fallen while walking him, bodycam footage shows.

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Holly O'Ween Ross @hollyross.bsky.social · 11h

Hi Terry! And I love who you are. Apologies for orphaning your comment, but I did read what you posted, and I dig it. And I agree about some similar views. Because we're fucking awesome.

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Holly O'Ween Ross @hollyross.bsky.social · 11h

When you’re researching on your phone, and they silently google the same thing, like they're fact-checking your brain. It’s silent mansplaining, and it’s got all the charm of someone explaining your own joke back to you.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 4d

Really getting tired of letting things sink in for a second

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Gene Rayburn @yourhappyhost.com · 16h

Life is like a helicopter.

I don't know how to work a helicopter.

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 16h

I will never not judge the efficacy of a vitamin by the pretty color it turns my pee.

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Holly O'Ween Ross @hollyross.bsky.social · 12h

And all that burping.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 15h

None of the guys in this safety orientation are interested in watching my jerk off video.

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Holly O'Ween Ross @hollyross.bsky.social · 12h

😂

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Notorious P.I.G. (Your Halloween Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · 16h

There is no such thing as the perfect pictu-

well, fuck.

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Notorious P.I.G. (Your Halloween Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · 12h

Dream a little dream of Ween

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Holly O'Ween Ross @hollyross.bsky.social · 12h

Poor kitten

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Holly O'Ween Ross @hollyross.bsky.social · 12h

I hate the feeling when you're lookin' at me that way

#LCDSoundSystem #MusicSky

North American Scum

YouTube video by LCD Soundsystem - Topic

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Holly O'Ween Ross @hollyross.bsky.social · 21h

There ya go, sugar.

A lot of really terrible stuff is going on with a celery and a toothbrush and a guy and I just don't quite know how to describe it.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2d

Is there a non-sexy way to eat celery?

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d

Just remember, you’re only one or two life decisions away from shopping for camper toilets on Amazon

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midnightviolets.bsky.social @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 3d

when two people argue online, i believe whoever spells correctly

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

“I look ridiculous.”
“I think you look adorable.”
“I won’t be made a fool, Steve.”
“Just one more picture.”
“Fine, but after this...”
“I know, I know. Nevermore.”

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Holly O'Ween Ross @hollyross.bsky.social · 23h

Team Zissou

Holly O'Ween Ross @hollyross.bsky.social · 1d

I've been trying the husband thing - I think I'd like a wife now.