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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom

@imwintersmom.bsky.social

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Proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously Best Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvjwra6d7s Just Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvfdbnpzi6

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 3d

look i think its obvious ive joined the dark side. remember i said on Saturday I was uncomfortable. the feeling never went away. so yeah. been great. not deactivating just saying whatever but like the people i dm with or if i dont but want to. im still "here"

I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 6m

i got the taint of a bad toot in my mouth so came here to gargle some skeet, hope it works

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 9h

I surprise others by not being a pushover.

I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 46m

Good! Someone or something should have one. A good year

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 1d

This is like a high school party that gets busted by the cops and no one knows whose house to go to and dammit I threw out my four loko

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 1d

[at stoplight]

*gets out of car, knocks on driver's window behind me after following me for 3 turns*

Me: Are you obsessed with me?

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

pet my chest hair and tell me i’m pretty

I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 23h

Nice!

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3d

Just ate a piece of fruit as though staying alive is worth while.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3d

I’ve decided to stop shitting my pants.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2d

*during sex

Sorry, I forgot to mention that I’m gross.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1d

*moments after finishing an entire Costco sheet cake

I am feeling very, very sexual.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1d

Momsnts

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 1d

And Dadsnts

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1d

Jfc

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1d

There’s really no punk rock way to make a solar system out of birthday cake.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 1d

Come on back and pull up a chair — a fresh batch of shitposts are just out of the oven

I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 1d

🤣😂 that actually sounds like something they'd do. prick.

I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 1d

😂 mind started to drift to a land where this is true

I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 1d

see i knew you knew that.

I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 1d

Almost too much of a good thing.

I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 1d

Lol on mastodon. Its fine a lot of us are there but its new cliques and social learning stresses me out

I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 1d

giving neurotic mess a run for its money

I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 1d

Im on one. Obviously im feeling some type of way. I dont need affirmation but im not gonna be there in the mornings I guess.😂

I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 1d

Its a toss up between that and your affinity to sharing meals with raccoons in fast food parking lots.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2d

Brain damage is probably my most endearing quality.