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Chestbursty

@chestrovert.bsky.social

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1. Be excellent to each other 2. Party on dudes My care bear stares: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaab3oaymtk2g My Worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaaawyfc7givy

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · Apr 5

"Your laugh is like a sunset," I say right before I nail gun my hand to the frame of a revolving door

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 14h

Moshing to the aol dial-up sound

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 1d

Calling my phone company to complain that my predictive text needs to wash its mouth out with soap

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🌱✨Amelia✨🌱 @theartfulldodger.bsky.social · 1d

A book comes together

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 1d

Moon last night gave me powers. Remains to be seen if they’re good or bad. I’m thinking probably mixed bag, like everything

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Smol Yamboorino 👻🕷️🎃🔮🙀🧟‍♀️🧌🐦‍⬛🐈‍⬛🦇 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 4d

A sign on a pole of a hooded man with a cellphone in his hand above a woman's purse. A paper with a handwritten note saying "Giving out free phones" is above the picture

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 1d

If you are reading this then congratulations you've successfully avoided getting killed so far today good job

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 1d

ok so like here's a fun little thing i did

it's a feed of people playing music on bluesky

it's moderated - at least until i find an automated way to keep the signal to noise ratio high

to submit posts for consideration just use the hashtag #blueskyjam in the post or video alt-text

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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · Aug 20

Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d

Moisturizing daily with top quality skin lotion, not for me, but for the artisan who’ll one day make me into a table lamp.

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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 2d

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

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Semiotic Scaryname @mitdasein.bsky.social · 1d

*cool youth pastor* you know who else became famous at 33 after years of obscurity?

Tennessee Williams - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

"Kids! come down for dinner! The ham and bananas hollandaise is ready!"

Old 1970s dish of food for ham and bananas hollandaise

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 2d

have been desperately looking for this old erotic Spanish comic I stumbled on almost 10 years ago called "El secreto de Frankenstein" and I'm so happy to report I finally found it

black & white comic panel depicting a sexy, thicc Frankenstein's monster disrobing in 3 different poses - pulling his shirt of his shoulder, seen at an angle; from the front, shirtless, beginning to take his pants off; then almost totally nude as seen from behind. the words at the top read "Strip-tease de Frankenstein..."

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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 1d

If someone brings out a copy of the Bible to debate you with, bring out your own copy of Goodnight Moon, deadpan.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 1d

I adhere to the Golden Girls rule of life: don't worry, Bea Arthur.

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Amanda @hellomanders.bsky.social · 1d

Black and white photo of Miguel de Unamuno wearing a black suit and tie. He’s wearing glasses and has a trim white beard.

The words read: “Fascism is cured by reading, and racism is cured by traveling”

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 1d

buy one get one free coffins call that a dead giveaway

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Rogs Pumpkin 🎃 @stev.bsky.social · 1d

Dang, I’m thirstier than one of the good kings of old

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 1d

starting a new social media platform where i will be CEO but you can dunk on me all you want. say alexis is a peepee doody head. its called alexisisapeepeedoodyheadsky. we will not compromise on the name

grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 3d

starting a new social media platform where i will be CEO but no one is allowed to talk shit about me or hurt my little feelings. just wanna get that out in the open from the get go.