Simulflow 🍁 🐀
@simulflow.bsky.social
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Artist, cat lover and avid trivia collector. Canadian. Atheist. Married. Ancient history, paleontology, astronomy, cooking, birding, singing, piano, whisk(e)y, dark 80s music, 90s candyraver, general mayhem. Lived in South Korea from 2005-2009. 환영합니다!
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Dear #Gazan accounts: I promise to reskeet everyone. You do not deserve what is happening to you. If I had more I would personally donate to every single one. 🫂❤️😥
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Or any aim; are you SUPPOSED to shoot them at the ground ... ?
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Now before you all get totally riled: I dated a 30 year old when I was 21. It was fine.
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"I have 700 pubic hair follicles"
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That looks like someone got really enthusiastic with the French's yellow mustard ...
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"Tron" is not a great movie except for its groundbreaking special effects at the time. The acting is clunky, the dialogue is clunky ... but that Solar Sailer was so beautiful, and the MCP was pretty frightening!

"Tron: Legacy" was pretty lame, and I feel that "Tron: Ares" will be lamer still.
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Never got past the first screen.
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I'm thinking about the time as a kid when I decided my father deserved a nickname, so I named him "Big Fat Daddy", and I was a bit taken aback when he didn't like that. Guess this guy doesn't really know what girls are like at all. 😆
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Ooh! MAGA won't like that one bit.
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Can't understand how regular folks get called "sheeple" by these idiots who blindly believe anything they're fed on YouBoob as long as it's not from anyone mainstream
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One that take spills, one that don't cost too much, or come in a pill
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Please, help if you can.
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Life in Gaza feels like an endless struggle — exhaustion, fear, and displacement. We lost our home and keep fighting to survive with dignity. Your support keeps us going and gives us hope to continue 🕊️

🔗 GFM
gofund.me/81080627
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Stop messing around with the ratchets in public!!
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Najlaa is at $535/700 needed to move to a new plot of land. Can we help her knock out this last $165 so we can send her the first batch of money? This is an urgent need, the family is at risk from the sea tides.

chuffed.org/project/najlaa

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A black and white drawing of a woman wearing a hijab, and three young children. The caption reads, "Najlaa & her family NEED YOUR HELP" NAJLAA AND HER THREE CHILDREN LIVE IN A DISPLACEMENT CAMP IN GAZA, IN A TENT ON THE BEACH VERY CLOSE TO THE WATER. AS WINTER APPROACHES, NAJLAA DESPERATELY NEEDS TO FIND A SAFER AREA TO LIVE, AS THE OCEAN WAVES THREATEN TO FLOOD THEIR TENT.

IN NAJLAA'S OWN WORDS:

"My children and I are threatened by the danger of waves, the sea, and winter. I work day and night to build a sand wall around the tent, but unfortunately the sand quickly collapses and erodes after the waves hit it strongly. I am worried about my children, and I stay awake all night for fear that the waves will enter the tent and destroy it." Najlaa needs funds for:

Transportation to a new location

Rental fees for beach plot

New tent

Winter clothes/supplies

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What you can do:

Donate at the link below

Share Najlaa's campaign

Amplify online & in person

https://chuffed.org/project/najlaa
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This is why the MAGA folks are upset that immigrants might be getting health care, because THEY need that healthcare in case their own stupid decisions send them to the hospital.
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Apparently "I have the right to not vaccinate myself" is a bigger deal, because it's freedom for American citizens.
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As a 56 year old woman I am in full agreement
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I care about the blue people because 1. they're rare and 2. I want to be sure not to become one by accident
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I both wish Norm was still around, and am sort of glad he isn't seeing what's going on these days ...
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My boobies ARE fairly peaceful, most of the time
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*hums Twilight Zone theme*