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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch

@hankfinch.bsky.social

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · Oct 18

My prison name is Mitochondria cus I’m the powerhouse of the cell

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 7h

Whoops the girl’s name is Alice

Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 7h

Horror thought for the day

What if there’s someone out there that likes every Saturday Night Live sketch?

8/31

Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 7h

I used to live in a city with a restaurant just called Chinese Food

Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 7h

I used to have an Awesome Friday The 13th T-shirt of Christy at the end of the movie where she’s draped over the side of the canoe and a grown up Jason staring down at her from the bow

I’m pretty sure my brother stole it

Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 8h

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 8h

Today’s Horror Movie

Friday The 13th

The metal band Chatpile has an awesome song called Pamela that’s about Jason’s mother. Check it out.

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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 8h

New comic! Wherein Cord embraces spooky season.

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 1d

What’s your sign?

Miss Chappell Roan brandishes a fan with the word “CUNT” printed on it.

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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 14h

When the monster opens their eyes right before the credits roll, except it’s me discovering a glaring typo hours after posting.

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d

I find anime hard to watch but I’ll give it a shot!

Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d

Now that you mention it, I remember about a month ago I saw a commercial on Peacock where the actor said “I’m the guy that says MY CABBAGES” and I didn’t know what he was talking about

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d

What’s that from?

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d

lol!

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d

I rarely say “Shit, I need a fuckload of cabbages” Outside of my mobile farming game

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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 1d

New comic! Wherein Cord is conflicted.

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d

Today’s Horror Movie

Terrifier 3

No clown girl who was the coolest character in Terrifier 2

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 1d

Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d

Just one time and people call you cabbage fucker the rest of your life

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d

I was remembering when we were kids my cousin got head lice and he thought they were called headlights

Now I’m itchy all over because I get irrationally paranoid about bugs on me

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d

I hate when I set up my car bomb and forget it then set it off with me inside

7/31

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d

How come there’s no white Blackula?

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d

lol
We still need the air conditioner on every day

Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d

I’ll have one Sanchez please and make it dirty

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d

😂

Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 2d

40 years later I just got why wrestler Bret Hart’s move is called the sharpshooter because he’s a hitman