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AnnaAnkaAnia

@samerealwoman.bsky.social

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I am not here for your entertainment. I am for my own fun. Photos&words mine or described. The EU, PL. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:66zqxr7hjupczzogxkxxtcqc/feed/aaaeppaoiagks https://www.instagram.com/samerealwoman_?igshid=YzAwZjE1ZTI0Zg==

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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · Nov 18

What doesn't kill you, make you darkly sarcastic.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 16h

Calories don't count if they don't satisfy your craving.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 7h

Looking to reset my number again on my “it’s been this many days since I killed a man” sign

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 7h

Haunted by the moon and memories

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 7h

Might just start replying to my own posts you're lame.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 8h

Women really be like “I’m sorry for what I said when you made me feel like an unlovable piece of shit”

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 8h

I don't mind my inner voice. I just wish it wasn't so negative all the fucking time

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 9h

Pun like everything is intended.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 9h

Please Be Patient
Driver Is Rollin’ A Fatty

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 9h

Who Am I Kidding: a memoir

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · Apr 8

When the moon is a perfect circle, is that pi in the sky?

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 11h

Taking time for a inspirational moment. Okay, I'm done now.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 2d

Listen, I’m old and lazy. You can go to Mastadon if you want, but I’ll stay here to get ignored.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 1d

despite appearances I really am quite insufferable

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Still plenty of time to ruin Christmas

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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 1d

Pronouncing “mastodon” like “raw milk”

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 1d

I’m obsessed with grizzlies, bear in mind.

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show me your kitties @frickinferal.bsky.social · 2d

Did you know you can stop posting online and have your breakdowns in a comp notebook then burn it when you’re done? It’s not near as much fun but it gives the illusion of sanity.

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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Birthday 🎂🎈

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 1d

Why buy the human when you can get the blood for free?

- gross vampires probably

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 1d

"Country roads, take me home."
-Google Maps: How about a goat-haunted gas station, a flat tire, and zero signal instead? But hey, you’ll have that song stuck in your head! So...Win!

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 2d

being back in my hometown is weird bc I regularly drive by my friend’s old house where I got drunk for the first time and barfed on 80% of the rugs in her house

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 1d

"Excellent catch — you’re absolutely right. That was me oversimplifying the concept. Let’s correct that with the real behavior of your device"

No, chatgpt...a wrong answer is not 'oversimplifying a concept' 😂

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 1d

Nervous reply guys on Bluesky are keyboard worriers.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

i wish i loved anything as much as kids love hearing the sound of their own voices

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 1d

I'm refusing to use Mastodon solely due to its dumb fucking name.

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