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epicseshbro.bsky.social
Void Destroyer
@epicseshbro.bsky.social
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He/Him PDX Planning my own obsolescence
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · Jun 19
Sometimes I just follow people because I dig their vibe
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 10h
Did they actually make a whole show about that caveman from the insurance commercials or did I dream that?
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 11h
Why don’t YOU go to MAST(icate) O(n my) DON(g)?
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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 1d
Dental X-rays? You mean tooth pics?
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 18h
Mastodon? Why don’t you go don on MY mast?
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 18h
When it comes to porn I think of myself as a pervivore
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 19h
Thought I just heard the lyrics ”I just need someone to show my dick to” and thought I’d found my new favorite song
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 22h
New Olympic event just dropped
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 23h
Food scarcity/insecurity had a part in generating so many entitled boomers too, I believe. But the abuse definitely did some generational emotional damage too.
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d
Your annual reminder that Jeff Bezos murdered Toys R’ Us (and Sears)
Spirit Halloween Theme Song
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d
I was full of beans but I kept spilling them so they wouldn’t let me swim in the pool for 24 hours
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d
It’s going to happen. Mark my words.
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d
Me to the sound guy: “Can I get less bullshit in my monitor?”
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d
What if our Antifa girlfriends kissed?…
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d
We’re all just out here looking for our antifa girlfriends really
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d
This dumbass just said they’re taking away our first amendment. Kinda looking forward to them trying to do the 2nd one…
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d
When your balls get too hot and you nut that’s called a scromelette
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d
A Thousand Oaks, huh? Prove it.
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d
More like where in the world ISN’T Carmen Sandiego, amiright???
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d
Gonna open up one of those shops where they sell little taxidermied squirrels in tiny human clothes doing silly human poses and call it Varmints In Garments
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d
As stupid as this one is I bet most of you won’t get it at first.
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d
What if Yoko Ono’s arch nemesis is the Kool-Aid Man?
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d
Look at this little bean
My cat, Nocci sitting patiently in my lap
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d
There should be noise country and they should call it honky skronk.
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d
Most country is just 70% polka and 30% blues. It’s the golden ratio of honky tonk.
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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d
I bet Portland could take Washington DC in a fist fight