Void Destroyer
@epicseshbro.bsky.social
He/Him
PDX
Planning my own obsolescence
PDX
Planning my own obsolescence
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Void Destroyer
@epicseshbro.bsky.social
· Jun 19
Sometimes I just follow people because I dig their vibe
Why did the Lollipop Guild need so many representatives? What the fuck were they hiding?
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Why did the Lollipop Guild need so many representatives? What the fuck were they hiding?
Man is most vulnerable when he is leaving the barber shop while carrying his coat. It’s nature.
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Man is most vulnerable when he is leaving the barber shop while carrying his coat. It’s nature.
What I’m wearing to Bluesky rehab
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
What I’m wearing to Bluesky rehab
Cause of death?
*slow drag on a cigarette*
The rhythm. Looks like it finally got him.
*slow drag on a cigarette*
The rhythm. Looks like it finally got him.
Cause of death?
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Party... in the USA
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Party... in the USA
Cause of death?
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Groove...in the heart
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Groove...in the heart
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Cause of death?
*slow drag on a cigarette*
The rhythm. Looks like it finally got him.
*slow drag on a cigarette*
The rhythm. Looks like it finally got him.
Well I’ve also gone fishing but you don’t see me putting up signs about it
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Well I’ve also gone fishing but you don’t see me putting up signs about it
Cilantro does NOT taste like soap but saffron DOES taste like plastic
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Cilantro does NOT taste like soap but saffron DOES taste like plastic
Everything at Taco Bell is precooked. If you’re getting food poisoning after eating at Taco Bell then you should try washing your hands sometime, ideally at least before eating.
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Everything at Taco Bell is precooked. If you’re getting food poisoning after eating at Taco Bell then you should try washing your hands sometime, ideally at least before eating.
Urinating in the corner of the grocery store while showing my teeth to passersby to establish and maintain dominance over fellow shoppers
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Urinating in the corner of the grocery store while showing my teeth to passersby to establish and maintain dominance over fellow shoppers
I bet Grok fucking hates Elon
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I bet Grok fucking hates Elon
Eat lead copper
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Eat lead copper
When Kenny Rodger’s said you gotta know when to hold them he was talking about titties and he meant you should hold them whenever you can
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
When Kenny Rodger’s said you gotta know when to hold them he was talking about titties and he meant you should hold them whenever you can
Leaving the house this holiday season? Gotta go to the store, maybe see a movie? Why don’t you give yourself about five extra pumps of that perfume/cologne? We deserve it.
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Leaving the house this holiday season? Gotta go to the store, maybe see a movie? Why don’t you give yourself about five extra pumps of that perfume/cologne? We deserve it.
If I called you “bro” I’m sorry I was being sarcastic.
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If I called you “bro” I’m sorry I was being sarcastic.
Sometimes I wish somebody would just lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Sometimes I wish somebody would just lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff
What’s it called where you have a frog in your throat except instead of your throat it’s in your dick?
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
What’s it called where you have a frog in your throat except instead of your throat it’s in your dick?
Drinking electrolytes in my pjs where the party at?
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Drinking electrolytes in my pjs where the party at?
How do they get the sauce out of the oysters without hurting them?
November 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
How do they get the sauce out of the oysters without hurting them?
What about like a really big dog?
November 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
What about like a really big dog?
I’m afraid of heights. Especially wuthering ones. What even is that?
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I’m afraid of heights. Especially wuthering ones. What even is that?
Lemme get a Double Dragon that doobie, my dude
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Lemme get a Double Dragon that doobie, my dude
Hello new followers. I hope that by the time I alienate you I’ve already won you over with my charm and wit so that the choice to unfollow becomes unfathomably confounding. ❤️
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Hello new followers. I hope that by the time I alienate you I’ve already won you over with my charm and wit so that the choice to unfollow becomes unfathomably confounding. ❤️
Gushers-style weed gummies now
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Gushers-style weed gummies now
Pro tip: when you’re crossing the street try putting your phone away so you don’t get run over and ruin someone’s day
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Pro tip: when you’re crossing the street try putting your phone away so you don’t get run over and ruin someone’s day
The only people who wear King Gizzard shirts are Star Wars fans please don’t make me explain this one
November 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The only people who wear King Gizzard shirts are Star Wars fans please don’t make me explain this one