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turbo jerry

@turbojerry.bsky.social

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existing (but barely). free spirit. supportive. i don’t chit chat.🔳🔲 for the love of the joke my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvpgpiktma

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · May 24

i have a small dark wiener & an ugly face

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 4h

🤣🙌🏼 glad you sorted it out.

i really do miss wine/food though 😭

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 4h

preach that loud

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 17h

Moshing to the aol dial-up sound

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 3d

could a depressed person do this? *posts again*

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 6h

A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”

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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 2d

If I put enough hot sauce in this blue cheese dressing that expired in August, I think I'll be fine.

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 8h

Haunted by the moon and memories

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 1d

waiter: would you like some capers with your pasta

batman: what

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16h

my slutty schrödinger halloween costume may or may not be all finished

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 18h

omg jerry is so pick me

turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 1d

goated lol AND you’re a fellow light mode user 💯🙌🏼

turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 1d

sitting on the outskirts ain’t so bad; you don’t always gotta be the center of attention, homie

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 1d

homie you nailed it, exactly lmao

*directing the truck driver with a ton of rice in my driveway*

me: ok just dump that in the garage there

turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 1d

church, homie

turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 1d

she just like me fr

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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 1d

me rn. And also last night

turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 1d

nothin beats just kinda laying there fuckin watching some tv. the edible will have you feeling a thousand pounds but you ain’t even man

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 1d

nothin beats just kinda laying there fuckin watching some tv. the edible will have you feeling a thousand pounds but you ain’t even man

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 1d

heard that!!! where did you get it lol?

turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 1d

your visible veins turned me gay

turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 1d

that thing looks comfortable as hell ngl

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 4d

crushing this whole bored out of my mind thing

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 4d

who up getting down with they bad self

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 1d

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