j. cohen
@gothamcitymayor.bsky.social
Texan, educator, and nice curmudgeon. #zeitgang #MFFL #DallasWings #ChicagoBulls 🇵🇸
Sober date: 10/31/21 #odaat
🌎 Rogers Park, Chicago, IL
Sober date: 10/31/21 #odaat
🌎 Rogers Park, Chicago, IL
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i used chatgpt to write a novel earlier today. i haven’t read it but chatgpt did and it cried..
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
i used chatgpt to write a novel earlier today. i haven’t read it but chatgpt did and it cried..
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The OG Simon's Cat film!
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The OG Simon's Cat film!
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[first date]
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
[first date]
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
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X has a problem with foreign accounts profiting specifically on right wing extremism because it’s really hard to rage bait someone with “everyone should have access to affordable healthcare”
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
X has a problem with foreign accounts profiting specifically on right wing extremism because it’s really hard to rage bait someone with “everyone should have access to affordable healthcare”
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no offense but i hope we get back to emo music with distorted guitars and good singers again soon
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
no offense but i hope we get back to emo music with distorted guitars and good singers again soon
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the heart wants what it wants. Ok. but what if it wants crack
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
the heart wants what it wants. Ok. but what if it wants crack
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Here are the Declaration of Independence’s grievances against King George III. Many apply to Trump.
Here are the Declaration of Independence’s grievances against King George III. Many apply to Trump.
It's uncanny.
www.motherjones.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Here are the Declaration of Independence’s grievances against King George III. Many apply to Trump.
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So Elon really paid 44 billion for a bot farm.
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
So Elon really paid 44 billion for a bot farm.
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Mortgage interest rates should be reduced on Black Friday
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Mortgage interest rates should be reduced on Black Friday
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Some Thanksgiving conversation starters:
"How about everything going on in politics these days?"
"I blame organized religion for most of the problems in the world. What do you guys think?
"I read that most married people fantasize about murdering their spouse more than sex."
"How about everything going on in politics these days?"
"I blame organized religion for most of the problems in the world. What do you guys think?
"I read that most married people fantasize about murdering their spouse more than sex."
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Some Thanksgiving conversation starters:
"How about everything going on in politics these days?"
"I blame organized religion for most of the problems in the world. What do you guys think?
"I read that most married people fantasize about murdering their spouse more than sex."
"How about everything going on in politics these days?"
"I blame organized religion for most of the problems in the world. What do you guys think?
"I read that most married people fantasize about murdering their spouse more than sex."
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One Venti lobotomy, please.
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
One Venti lobotomy, please.
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iwona b horyn, too, but you don’t see me decomposing about it
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
iwona b horyn, too, but you don’t see me decomposing about it
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Did Mace Windu ever say, “Hold onto your butts?” I really hope he did, cuz that would have been magnificent.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Did Mace Windu ever say, “Hold onto your butts?” I really hope he did, cuz that would have been magnificent.
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bsky feature that tells you when they screenshot and share your post to non-bsky users
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
bsky feature that tells you when they screenshot and share your post to non-bsky users
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hello i’m (unintelligible) i’ll be your uber driver tonight and i wanted to show you that hell isn’t just a word
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
hello i’m (unintelligible) i’ll be your uber driver tonight and i wanted to show you that hell isn’t just a word
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Me: I want my pills wrapped in cheese like my dogs.
Pharmacist:
Pharmacist:
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Me: I want my pills wrapped in cheese like my dogs.
Pharmacist:
Pharmacist:
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Apple is anti-union.
Tesla is anti-union.
Amazon is anti-union.
McDonald's is anti-union.
Starbucks is anti-union.
Google is anti-union.
Walmart is anti-union.
These mega-corporations aren’t on workers’ side and their actions make it painfully clear.
Tesla is anti-union.
Amazon is anti-union.
McDonald's is anti-union.
Starbucks is anti-union.
Google is anti-union.
Walmart is anti-union.
These mega-corporations aren’t on workers’ side and their actions make it painfully clear.
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Apple is anti-union.
Tesla is anti-union.
Amazon is anti-union.
McDonald's is anti-union.
Starbucks is anti-union.
Google is anti-union.
Walmart is anti-union.
These mega-corporations aren’t on workers’ side and their actions make it painfully clear.
Tesla is anti-union.
Amazon is anti-union.
McDonald's is anti-union.
Starbucks is anti-union.
Google is anti-union.
Walmart is anti-union.
These mega-corporations aren’t on workers’ side and their actions make it painfully clear.
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anyone else's Quibi app not loading ?
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
anyone else's Quibi app not loading ?
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answering spam calls with the tusken raider battle cry
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
answering spam calls with the tusken raider battle cry
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I vaguely recall having the ability to get excited about things.
I miss that guy.
I miss that guy.
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I vaguely recall having the ability to get excited about things.
I miss that guy.
I miss that guy.