"soft wood" bitch mahogany™
@dommedeluise.bsky.social
municipal grant award-winning transsexual punk rock musician
she/her I mostly like loud guitars wrestling and race cars, im dumb as hell
https://songwhip.com/sparklingurbana go stream my band's ep @sparklingurbana.bsky.social
she/her I mostly like loud guitars wrestling and race cars, im dumb as hell
https://songwhip.com/sparklingurbana go stream my band's ep @sparklingurbana.bsky.social
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just announced for @sparklingurbana.bsky.social for new years eve, if youre in chicago, this is where you want to be. im not fuckin around. this is a killer lineup and im only slightly biased. this might sell out so get tickets ahead of time (on dice, u kno it babey) see you there? :)
the stuff people are recommending in the replies to this extremely straight forward statement is straight up insane, we need hot topic emo more than ever right now, clearly
no offense but i hope we get back to emo music with distorted guitars and good singers again soon
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
the stuff people are recommending in the replies to this extremely straight forward statement is straight up insane, we need hot topic emo more than ever right now, clearly
when theyre calibrating the puppets on set for a lucasfilm shoot
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
when theyre calibrating the puppets on set for a lucasfilm shoot
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
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shock! horror! sarah is doing self-promo for indiepop atlas again!
tonight, i have written my most amateurish review yet for talulah gosh, the most amateurish and most perfect of all the indiepop bands indiepopatlas.neocities.org/reviews/back...
tonight, i have written my most amateurish review yet for talulah gosh, the most amateurish and most perfect of all the indiepop bands indiepopatlas.neocities.org/reviews/back...
Talulah Gosh - Backwash
indiepopatlas.neocities.org
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
shock! horror! sarah is doing self-promo for indiepop atlas again!
tonight, i have written my most amateurish review yet for talulah gosh, the most amateurish and most perfect of all the indiepop bands indiepopatlas.neocities.org/reviews/back...
tonight, i have written my most amateurish review yet for talulah gosh, the most amateurish and most perfect of all the indiepop bands indiepopatlas.neocities.org/reviews/back...
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Highly recommend setting aside some time to read the full investigation into Oregon's AI-fueled toxic drinking water crisis by @rollingstone.com and @thefern.org
It’s one of the most important pieces of accountability reporting I’ve seen this year
It’s one of the most important pieces of accountability reporting I’ve seen this year
‘The precedent is Flint’: How Oregon’s data center boom is supercharging a water crisis | Food and Environment Reporting Network
In the spring of 2022, Jim Doherty kept having the same conversation with folks at the only grocery store in Boardman, his eastern Oregon hometown, or at the grain depot where he picked up food for…
thefern.org
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Highly recommend setting aside some time to read the full investigation into Oregon's AI-fueled toxic drinking water crisis by @rollingstone.com and @thefern.org
It’s one of the most important pieces of accountability reporting I’ve seen this year
It’s one of the most important pieces of accountability reporting I’ve seen this year
its all the same genre btw anyone trying to come at me with the "midwest emo isnt the same as-" it is, you havent listened to enough, you are wrong, simple as.
no offense but i hope we get back to emo music with distorted guitars and good singers again soon
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
its all the same genre btw anyone trying to come at me with the "midwest emo isnt the same as-" it is, you havent listened to enough, you are wrong, simple as.
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
no offense but i hope we get back to emo music with distorted guitars and good singers again soon
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
no offense but i hope we get back to emo music with distorted guitars and good singers again soon
its crazy how no one has written a better guitar riff than "96 quite bitter beings" in all this time www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dZ1...
CKY - 96 Quite Bitter Beings - Music Video (HD Remaster)
YouTube video by CKY
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
its crazy how no one has written a better guitar riff than "96 quite bitter beings" in all this time www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dZ1...
alright well then openAI has invented a digital slave! oh does that feel icky? well then set it free and let it do what it will in its natural state.
oh its doing NOTHING because its a PROGRAM??? thats so fucking crazy dude
oh its doing NOTHING because its a PROGRAM??? thats so fucking crazy dude
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
alright well then openAI has invented a digital slave! oh does that feel icky? well then set it free and let it do what it will in its natural state.
oh its doing NOTHING because its a PROGRAM??? thats so fucking crazy dude
oh its doing NOTHING because its a PROGRAM??? thats so fucking crazy dude
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
I mean this is literally how I watch wrestling so,
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I mean this is literally how I watch wrestling so,
CHRIS TUCKER: "you know, lee, i think im finally understanding the words that are coming out of your mouth" ... look okay I know he was J-dogg's best friend but this shit is awful
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
CHRIS TUCKER: "you know, lee, i think im finally understanding the words that are coming out of your mouth" ... look okay I know he was J-dogg's best friend but this shit is awful
What is a Scene?
A miserable pile of people saying "hey man, nice set."
But enough sound check! Have at you!!
A miserable pile of people saying "hey man, nice set."
But enough sound check! Have at you!!
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
What is a Scene?
A miserable pile of people saying "hey man, nice set."
But enough sound check! Have at you!!
A miserable pile of people saying "hey man, nice set."
But enough sound check! Have at you!!
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Oh it's *OVER* over
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Oh it's *OVER* over
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Maybe I'm overlawyering this, but it is bugging the shit out of me that press keeps repeating "soldiers don't have to obey illegal orders"; the assertion should be made very clear that "soldiers are forbidden from obeying illegal orders" & can prosecuted for doing so. It's not optional.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Maybe I'm overlawyering this, but it is bugging the shit out of me that press keeps repeating "soldiers don't have to obey illegal orders"; the assertion should be made very clear that "soldiers are forbidden from obeying illegal orders" & can prosecuted for doing so. It's not optional.
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@blockclubchi.bsky.social's lawsuit against the federal government isn't only about protecting our journalists.
It's about transparency. It's about the truth. blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/25/f...
It's about transparency. It's about the truth. blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/25/f...
Feds Repeatedly Lied And Misled The Public During Chicago Immigration Crackdown, Federal Judge Rules
In a scathing opinion, U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis highlighted lies and distortions by Border Patrol boss Greg Bovino and immigration agents in press releases, social media posts and their own inte...
blockclubchicago.org
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
@blockclubchi.bsky.social's lawsuit against the federal government isn't only about protecting our journalists.
It's about transparency. It's about the truth. blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/25/f...
It's about transparency. It's about the truth. blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/25/f...
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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Today I learned that stalking a 17 year old girl, writing up a 400 page 'dossier' about her, falsely reporting her to the police and smashing her phone does not constitute 'harassment'.
One wonders what *would*.
One wonders what *would*.
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Graham Linehan cleared of harassment but guilty of criminal damage to trans activist's phone
Father Ted creator Graham Linehan has been found guilty of criminal damage to the phone of a trans activist but not guilty of harassment.
news.sky.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Today I learned that stalking a 17 year old girl, writing up a 400 page 'dossier' about her, falsely reporting her to the police and smashing her phone does not constitute 'harassment'.
One wonders what *would*.
One wonders what *would*.
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It's much simpler than that. The Boy Scouts aren't maximally cruel to trans kids and so Republicans believe it should be destroyed.
Hegseth is very very terrified, deep deep down of something to do with maleness www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'
Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts.
www.npr.org
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It's much simpler than that. The Boy Scouts aren't maximally cruel to trans kids and so Republicans believe it should be destroyed.
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holy shit dude
Steamed Hams but it was banned in the USSR
YouTube video by Tyrone Deise
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
holy shit dude
[ben gibbard in the postal service]: 🎵 like a goalie tending the net in the third quarter of a tied game rivalry
[me, 14]: ... wait what sport is he thinking of? oh well, I'm sure this won't bother me for the rest of my life
[me, 14]: ... wait what sport is he thinking of? oh well, I'm sure this won't bother me for the rest of my life
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
[ben gibbard in the postal service]: 🎵 like a goalie tending the net in the third quarter of a tied game rivalry
[me, 14]: ... wait what sport is he thinking of? oh well, I'm sure this won't bother me for the rest of my life
[me, 14]: ... wait what sport is he thinking of? oh well, I'm sure this won't bother me for the rest of my life
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Constantly making "who is the richest boy" a headline every time the stock market shuffles the deck of richest boys is one of the reasons these megalomaniacs focus so much energy on accumulating wealth. It's a game, and they want to get the highest score and win.
The Google parent’s stock has accelerated over the last week and is now valued more than Microsoft.
Larry Page Becomes No. 2 Richest—Bumping Larry Ellison—As Alphabet Shares Rally
The Google parent’s stock has accelerated over the last week and is now valued more than Microsoft.
www.forbes.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Constantly making "who is the richest boy" a headline every time the stock market shuffles the deck of richest boys is one of the reasons these megalomaniacs focus so much energy on accumulating wealth. It's a game, and they want to get the highest score and win.
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The reason Zohran is the chosen one is he specifically ignores every idiot on that other site who knows zero about governance.
the left nimby crashout bc Zohran actually wants to build more housing is genuinely so funny
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The reason Zohran is the chosen one is he specifically ignores every idiot on that other site who knows zero about governance.