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Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · Jun 18

The “just shoot the protesters” crowd sure do get sensitive about Ashley Babbit.

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Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 1d

Holy shit my girl is HAWT. 👀🔥🥵

Jeep Girl Kristen @jeepgirlksparks.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Birthday 🥳 to my twin and me, and also... Sinful Sunday 😏

Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 1d

Love it!

Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 1d

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Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 1d

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Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 2d

Trump was just on tv talking about how Portland is burning and how it’s a full on insurrection.
Meanwhile, in Portland:

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Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 3d

The right wing: Antifa are all just pussies living in their mom’s basements. We could beat their ass!

Also the right wing: Antifa are an extremely dangerous terrorist organization!

Which one is it guys? Can you fucking pick one?

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Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 3d

Up close look at the “rioting” going on outside the Portland ICE facility. We need the National Guard for this? Trump is gaslighting you.

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Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 4d

The left doesn’t give a fuck if Clinton, Trump, Biden, Netanyahu, or Prince Andrew are on the list.

We don’t give a fuck if Bob Ross, Steve Irwin, and Mr Fucking Rogers are on the list.

We only give a fuck about releasing the goddamn list.

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Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 4d

Fund the government. Let the Republicans take away ACA subsidies and answer for it in the midterms.

Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 7d

The shooter aimed for the neck because there was no space between his eyes.

Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 8d

ICE: We will be onsite at Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show to apprehend illegals!

Me: Illegals make enough money for Super Bowl tickets? 🤔

Just sounds like an excuse for Noem and Co. to attend the Super Bowl on the taxpayers dime.

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Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 11d

So he’s sending troops to U.S. cities while simultaneously not paying those troops? Sounds like a good plan.

Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 13d

Charlie Kirk, a Christian, is killed by a white liberal and all the Christians are up in arms. A week later, several Christians are shot up while at church by a MAGA loving Trump supporter, and nobody says anything. My brain hurts trying to understand this.

Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 15d

Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 18d

So are the right wingers gonna hold candlelight vigils for the migrant detainees that were killed?

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Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 19d

I was also hoping for morning so I could spend today going through my parents stuff.

Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 19d

If Jim Jones were here the rapture would have gone off without a hitch. That guy knew how to do one right.

Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 19d

Got my magic rapture undies on. I’m ready.

Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 19d

Soo… was there a set time for the rapture today or…?

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Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 19d

Trump and Putin play “Army.”

Putin lays down and Trump blows the hell outta him.

Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 19d

Trumpism causes autism.

Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 19d

Tylenol causes autism and “Antifa” is a terrorist organization.

In other news, Trump brokered a peace deal between the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.

Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 23d

Took her to Outback. Ate the hell outta some bloomin’ onion. We got really into it. There was sauce everywhere. All over my face. She was very pleased. Good meal. 5 stars.

Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 26d

Funny how “hate speech” is a thing for the right wing now when they used to mock the very idea of it.

Darth Daddy ♠️♦️♣️♥️ @daddydarth.bsky.social · 27d

If Tyler Robinson shot up a school full of kids, we’d still be talking about the Epstein files.

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