Dude
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Meh
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Robert Redford in Three Days of the Condor (1975)
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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screaming FUCK YOU into a banana phone
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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a corgi is an enchanted loaf of bread
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Friends got your back

#FungiFriends
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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What I’m wearing to Bluesky rehab
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Who is buying the $126 Friends Lego set?
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Never to yuck anyone’s yum but I am so surprised that enough of the “friends fandom”circle overlapped the “grown up Lego enthusiast” circle in the Venn diagram to make this a commercially viable product
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Taken 7 years ago today. I went to Yosemite Valley right after a snow storm. #winter #snow #Yosemite #photography #landscapes #scenic
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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at petfinder link, they describe this young two year old, 22 lb TERRIER EXTRAORDINAIRE, as a “one-of-a-kind little bean!” 🫘

i’m guessing this is what happened: they called him Garbanzo and he said:

“well okay, i suppose, but just so you know, i go by Carbanzo with a C”
Carbanzo 🐕‍🦺
Adult male Schnauzer mix
Adoptable from Abandoned Animal Rescue (Magnolia, TX)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/carbanzo-79648005/tx/magnolia/abandoned-animal-rescue-tx525/
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Bring in the pallet of canberries!

Cranberries?

No, canberries! I said what I said.
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Bwa ha ha like no one can see you twirling the place where your moustache would be if you hadn't finally managed to tweeze that one super annoying invisible poky hair.
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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follow my cooking channel to learn all my favorite dinner recipes such as “burnt grilled cheese”, “burnt frozen pizza”, and “scrambled eggs that stick to the pan”
November 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Still punk, I murmur after I gasp aloud at the comfort of my new cozy pants.
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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To infinity and beyond
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Friendship. South Fairmont Street. Caller says that when he goes outside, the neighbor starts screaming at him. Today is the day the caller has had enough.
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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I know we're in the lowest point for popular art of all time but saints alive if these aren't the ugliest crusty dog plop posters possible. Just huge empty spaces with the muddiest least pleasing color transitions ever. Doesn't cut the mustard, folks! Follow me for more: Wonderful opinions
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Spotify is weird. You can type in non-sequitur nonsense like “Velvet Sneeze Parade,” and it will not only find a band, it will give you suggestions of other similar bands and a podcast about their reunion tour.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM