Jonbenét Rumsfeld aka The Gobbler
@jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app
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butlerian jihad extremist
lil orphan despot™️
mother goosy goose
theres a specter haunting the usa *rips huge loud wet fart*
butlerian jihad extremist
lil orphan despot™️
mother goosy goose
theres a specter haunting the usa *rips huge loud wet fart*
Pinned
jorts.horse
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jorts.horse
the piss de la creme of shitposting
the only server you need
plus me
the only server you need
plus me
examining a new follower
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
examining a new follower
watching murder she wrote and why yes that is bill maher
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
watching murder she wrote and why yes that is bill maher
hey
i made it on the alex bones show
im a superstar now
i made it on the alex bones show
im a superstar now
GOOD MOURNING LISTENERS!
IT HAS BEEN TWO DAYS SINCE THE TRAGIC SLAYING OF OUR ESTEEMED STATESMAN MEATLORD, AND WE ALL HAVE MORE ACCUSATIONS THAN TRUTHS!
WELL ONE ADORABLE LITTLE LISTENER HAS NAVIGATED THE FOREST TO BRING US AN EXCLUSIVE!
VIDEO OF THE KILLERS, FLEEING THE SCENE MOMENTS AFTER!
IT HAS BEEN TWO DAYS SINCE THE TRAGIC SLAYING OF OUR ESTEEMED STATESMAN MEATLORD, AND WE ALL HAVE MORE ACCUSATIONS THAN TRUTHS!
WELL ONE ADORABLE LITTLE LISTENER HAS NAVIGATED THE FOREST TO BRING US AN EXCLUSIVE!
VIDEO OF THE KILLERS, FLEEING THE SCENE MOMENTS AFTER!
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
hey
i made it on the alex bones show
im a superstar now
i made it on the alex bones show
im a superstar now
watching all in the family and yeah they couldnt make it today
fucking people screaming its too 'woke' and pushes a queer/dei/cultural marxist agenda
fucking people screaming its too 'woke' and pushes a queer/dei/cultural marxist agenda
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
watching all in the family and yeah they couldnt make it today
fucking people screaming its too 'woke' and pushes a queer/dei/cultural marxist agenda
fucking people screaming its too 'woke' and pushes a queer/dei/cultural marxist agenda
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Reminder for everyone that Neil Armstrong used to look like a professional Dale Gribble cosplayer.
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Reminder for everyone that Neil Armstrong used to look like a professional Dale Gribble cosplayer.
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Karoline Leavitt lies about everything including her identity because I know that bitch is really Jonbenet Ramsey.
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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the best thing about ff8 was having one of those vibrating ps controllers and then summoning a gf who had a 10 minute intro scene 🥴
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
the best thing about ff8 was having one of those vibrating ps controllers and then summoning a gf who had a 10 minute intro scene 🥴
theyre doing a secret santa elfster exchange at work and my list has marx, lenin, and that american canto book
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
theyre doing a secret santa elfster exchange at work and my list has marx, lenin, and that american canto book
me: i brought the pornucopia ready for thanksgiving
mil: you mean cornucopia
me holding a basket filled with vintage hustler and screw magazines:....ooooohhhhh
mil: you mean cornucopia
me holding a basket filled with vintage hustler and screw magazines:....ooooohhhhh
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
me: i brought the pornucopia ready for thanksgiving
mil: you mean cornucopia
me holding a basket filled with vintage hustler and screw magazines:....ooooohhhhh
mil: you mean cornucopia
me holding a basket filled with vintage hustler and screw magazines:....ooooohhhhh
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Instead of a Scream mask, it's a pink pussy hat and a K. Harris mask. She descends on you from the split-level staircase.
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Instead of a Scream mask, it's a pink pussy hat and a K. Harris mask. She descends on you from the split-level staircase.
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C’mon people, these posts aren’t gonna shit themselves.
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
C’mon people, these posts aren’t gonna shit themselves.
hurr durr i call him cheeto and drumpf on blsky surely that will get the epstein files released and then obama can be president again
liberal brunch saved #khive
liberal brunch saved #khive
these liberal nimrods really think if they post hard enougj about Epstein on fucking bluesky that the files will get released lmaooo
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
hurr durr i call him cheeto and drumpf on blsky surely that will get the epstein files released and then obama can be president again
liberal brunch saved #khive
liberal brunch saved #khive
think i might take a note from @badposter.lol and kick the shitlib nest today
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
think i might take a note from @badposter.lol and kick the shitlib nest today
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this just feels like one of those fetishization things
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Dabbling in misandry. white people are racist.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
this just feels like one of those fetishization things
let me explain felching
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
let me explain felching
k y s
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
k y s
i worked at a bakery all throughout undergrad
he speaks no lies
he speaks no lies
Actually, all pie is good. Cake, however, runs the gamut from absolute ecstasy to utter dogshit.
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
i worked at a bakery all throughout undergrad
he speaks no lies
he speaks no lies
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Social media is so completely unserious and irrelevant. Anyone still unironically thinking there is a canonically correct way to exist online is full of shit.
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Social media is so completely unserious and irrelevant. Anyone still unironically thinking there is a canonically correct way to exist online is full of shit.
okay so apparently i need to edumacate yall on what a vinegar pie is
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
okay so apparently i need to edumacate yall on what a vinegar pie is
will stancil cuck chair™️
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
will stancil cuck chair™️
what are our thoughts on vinegar pie
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
what are our thoughts on vinegar pie
shifting into gobbler mode
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
shifting into gobbler mode
all pies matter
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
all pies matter