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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld

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🇵🇸 butlerian jihad extremist lil orphan despot™️ mother goosy goose theres a specter haunting the usa *rips huge loud wet fart*

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 2d

the piss de la creme of shitposting
the only server you need
plus me

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 2h

i think too much about cannibalism and i wonder about myself sometimes

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 2h

now if we take the billionaires and treat them like fois gras geese until we got a good fat/lean ratio

then billionaire veal it is

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 2h

again

your dog hates you soooo much right now

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 2h

gawd they're all so full of hgh and have no fat
fat gives flavor

give me your fattest billionaire and we can cook, jessie

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 3h

HEY I KNOW SID!

we go way back he a good friend

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 3h

sid yiddish is a very real candidate by as well as a great friend

presidential campaign button for Sid Yiddish
Imahe of sig in raincoat and holding umbrella surrounded by a red boarder with starts. A blue bar runs horizontally with text SID YIDDISH FOR PRESIDENT

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 3h

yeah i voted for sid yiddish - you calling him a pedo too?

sounds like youre projecting something buddy

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 3h

hes gonna tread on bofa

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 3h

ah haaaa

i get this one

wit-tyyyyyyy

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 3h

your dog hates you bro

trust me

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 3h

im gonna drop my book wishlist here are youre gonna buy me a book

or laugh at my book tastes

i dont care

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 5h

you take paypal
i got a list of of people...

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 5h

me: but i wanna be 7ft tall with a huge rack and dumptrack ass

him: yeah dont we all??

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 5h

literally asked my primary care doc if I could get hgh so I could turn into lady dimitrescu and he just looked at me like:

a man wearing glasses and a purple shirt is making a face .

ALT: a man wearing glasses and a purple shirt is making a face .

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 5h

my dream was to be 6'3" and marry a 5' or less short king so I could swing him around and carry him princess-style to bed

a woman in a superhero costume is carrying a man in a living room

ALT: a woman in a superhero costume is carrying a man in a living room

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blights u @bitesu.kawaii.social · 5h

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 5h

i love short kings
except steve miller
im shoving him in a nail-lined barrel
and rolling him down a hill

he and kash
they can fit in the same barrel

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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 5h

Image of Khamira from the Elsweyr cinematic but she has a blep and is holding a gun. Text says "lose the negative self talk, five claw, this one is not asking"

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 5h

my ass would go back to mass if he did that

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 5h

a man is standing in a room with the words `` well folks , mama 's wrong again . ''

ALT: a man is standing in a room with the words `` well folks , mama 's wrong again . ''

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 6h

Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 19h

nobody appreciates crooklyn enough
i put my fuckin heart in that film too

JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 19h

damn girl are you jesus
because i wanna misunderstand everything you say

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JonBOOnét Rumsfeld @jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app · 19h

exactly how i feel living in philly

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Gwen Snyder is undead @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 20h

ICE now very literally at war with Presbyterians

Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 21h

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

(RNS) — Last month, the Rev. David Black stood in front of a Chicago-area U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility and spread his arms wide. Adorned in all black and wearing a clerical collar, the pastor looked up at a group of masked, heavily armed ICE agents on the roof and began to pray.

“I invited them to repentance,” Black, a minister in the Presbyterian Church (USA), said in an interview. “I basically offered an altar call. I invited them to come and receive that salvation, and be part of the kingdom that is coming.”

But when Black began to lower his arms a few seconds later, the agents responded to his spiritual plea by firing pepper balls, or chemical agents that cause eye irritation and respiratory distress, video footage shows. One struck Black in the head, exploding into a puff of white pepper smoke and forcing him to his knees. Fellow demonstrators rushed to his aid, and as the pastor rubbed his face in pain, the agents continued to fire.

“We could hear them laughing,” Black said.

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