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My week beats your year.
𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘺-𝘈𝘵-𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘥
𝙷𝚎/𝙷𝚒𝚖 𝚌𝚒𝚜/𝚑𝚎𝚝𝒮𝓌𝒾𝒻𝓉𝒾ℯ
𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘺-𝘈𝘵-𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘥
𝙷𝚎/𝙷𝚒𝚖 𝚌𝚒𝚜/𝚑𝚎𝚝𝒮𝓌𝒾𝒻𝓉𝒾ℯ
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Gumby attempts to “sexy up” Thanksgiving preparation by wearing only an apron.
November 23, 2023 at 4:25 PM
Gumby attempts to “sexy up” Thanksgiving preparation by wearing only an apron.
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My oven is broken
(Yes, it really is)
(Yes, it really is)
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
My oven is broken
(Yes, it really is)
(Yes, it really is)
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Hit Repeat On Arlo
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Hit Repeat On Arlo
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Release The Epstein Files
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Release The Epstein Files
☢️ The Countdown’s On! ☢️
Stranger Things 5 COUNTDOWN To Vol 1
YouTube video by Stranger Things
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
☢️ The Countdown’s On! ☢️
I’d rather eat shit!
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I’d rather eat shit!
All the “social media” you’ll ever need. #KeepItSimple
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
All the “social media” you’ll ever need. #KeepItSimple
You entered a dance contest!
Pick your partner.
Pick your partner.
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
You entered a dance contest!
Pick your partner.
Pick your partner.
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
🦋 Celebrating One Year of Official Skeethood 💬
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
🦋 Celebrating One Year of Official Skeethood 💬
Wipe that grimace off your face!
You could paint your face purple and tell everyone you performed oral sex on Grimace and no one could prove you didn't.
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Wipe that grimace off your face!
Megyn R. Kelly
Some want Megyn Kelly cancelled because she seemed to think if a girl was 15 years old or older what was done to them by Epstein and others wasn’t so bad.
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Megyn R. Kelly
#Pizzastroika
(ye shall never see this hashtag again)
(ye shall never see this hashtag again)
In 1990, One of the Great Forgotten Acts of American Subterfuge Unfolded. It Involved Pizza Hut.
A delicious caper of vodka bribes and world-altering salad bars.
slate.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
#Pizzastroika
(ye shall never see this hashtag again)
(ye shall never see this hashtag again)
Goon a movie:
Goonstruck
Goonstruck
Goon a movie:
Goon In 60 Seconds
Goon In 60 Seconds
Goon a movie
"Goon With the Wind"
"Goon With the Wind"
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Goon a movie:
Goonstruck
Goonstruck
Sure, but when I write the word “BLOOD” in blood, everyone freaks the fuck out. 😒
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Sure, but when I write the word “BLOOD” in blood, everyone freaks the fuck out. 😒
Grace VanderWaal lookin’ more like Frederique van der Wal.
ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴇʟʟᴀ ᴏʟᴅ.
ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴇʟʟᴀ ᴏʟᴅ.
Grace VanderWaal - High (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Grace VanderWaal
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Grace VanderWaal lookin’ more like Frederique van der Wal.
ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴇʟʟᴀ ᴏʟᴅ.
ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴇʟʟᴀ ᴏʟᴅ.
Does anybody else here remember Lady Sovereign?
Lady Sovereign So Human (Official Video)
YouTube video by ScarletFox92
www.youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Does anybody else here remember Lady Sovereign?