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My week beats your year.
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Highly Pathogenic Avian Influenza
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Highly Pathogenic Avian Influenza
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who likes medium rare?
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
who likes medium rare?
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Not brine, it's urine
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Not brine, it's urine
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The Italian sausage burned!
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The Italian sausage burned!
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Saw Grandma on onlyfans
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Saw Grandma on onlyfans
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Ever seen Shakespeare's "Titus?"
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Ever seen Shakespeare's "Titus?"
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Your preference for white meat is rooted in racism
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Your preference for white meat is rooted in racism
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Remember how Buddha died?
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Remember how Buddha died?
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“Hey, Alex is here”
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“Hey, Alex is here”
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Brains In Milk Gravy
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Brains In Milk Gravy
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Pregnant, it's not yours
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Pregnant, it's not yours
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Fricasseed possum this year
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Fricasseed possum this year
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bank changed the locks.
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
bank changed the locks.
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Dinner is formal attire
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Dinner is formal attire
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"Better... get a bucket."
a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food .
Alt: Mr. Creosote explodes after having over-indulged by exactly one "waffer-thin" mint, in a scene from MONTY PYTHON'S THE MEANING OF LIFE
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November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"Better... get a bucket."
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Rhymes with casserole: you.
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Rhymes with casserole: you.
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Pass the Mac & Cheese
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Pass the Mac & Cheese
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The pilgrims were illegals!
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The pilgrims were illegals!
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Yes, it's really tofurkey!
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Yes, it's really tofurkey!
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Sheer, hellish, miasma, two
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Sheer, hellish, miasma, two
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I'm watching the Lions
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'm watching the Lions
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Some how Palpatine returned
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Some how Palpatine returned
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