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My week beats your year.
𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘺-𝘈𝘵-𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘥
𝙷𝚎/𝙷𝚒𝚖 𝚌𝚒𝚜/𝚑𝚎𝚝𝒮𝓌𝒾𝒻𝓉𝒾ℯ
𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘺-𝘈𝘵-𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘋𝘢𝘥
𝙷𝚎/𝙷𝚒𝚖 𝚌𝚒𝚜/𝚑𝚎𝚝𝒮𝓌𝒾𝒻𝓉𝒾ℯ
I experienced ‘𝟐𝟖 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐋𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐓𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞’ last night and will be seeing it again tomorrow.
Yes, it’s 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 good.
#28YearsLaterTheBoneTemple
#28YearsLater #TheBoneTemple
Yes, it’s 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 good.
#28YearsLaterTheBoneTemple
#28YearsLater #TheBoneTemple
January 17, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I experienced ‘𝟐𝟖 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐋𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐓𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞’ last night and will be seeing it again tomorrow.
Yes, it’s 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 good.
#28YearsLaterTheBoneTemple
#28YearsLater #TheBoneTemple
Yes, it’s 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 good.
#28YearsLaterTheBoneTemple
#28YearsLater #TheBoneTemple
“I just really need to focus on my art right now, mom.”
January 15, 2026 at 2:10 PM
“I just really need to focus on my art right now, mom.”
I you decided to listen to ‘Thriller’ today, it would be like listening to music from 1938 when ‘Thriller’ was a new album.
How old are we feeling?
How old are we feeling?
January 13, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I you decided to listen to ‘Thriller’ today, it would be like listening to music from 1938 when ‘Thriller’ was a new album.
How old are we feeling?
How old are we feeling?
HRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
January 13, 2026 at 12:18 AM
HRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
🎶 I’m rollin’ in dough
My buns are glazed
The oven’s so hot
I gotta wear shades 🎶
My buns are glazed
The oven’s so hot
I gotta wear shades 🎶
January 12, 2026 at 11:05 PM
🎶 I’m rollin’ in dough
My buns are glazed
The oven’s so hot
I gotta wear shades 🎶
My buns are glazed
The oven’s so hot
I gotta wear shades 🎶
I did it! I watched every single video on YouTube and THIS is the worst one. Watch it at your own peril… if you dare. 😳
Rap Wars - Barry Sobel + Warren Thomas - MC Hammer Producer
YouTube video by Barry Sobel Official
youtu.be
January 11, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I did it! I watched every single video on YouTube and THIS is the worst one. Watch it at your own peril… if you dare. 😳
No offense, and I can’t stress this enough, no offense WHATSOEVER to Alexander Skarsgård or Cardi B, but I can NOT believe that Lorne Michaels and the team at ‘Saturday Night Live’ are treating the 1,000th(!) episode like it’s just any other episode. What are they thinking?
#SaturdayNightLive #SNL
#SaturdayNightLive #SNL
January 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
No offense, and I can’t stress this enough, no offense WHATSOEVER to Alexander Skarsgård or Cardi B, but I can NOT believe that Lorne Michaels and the team at ‘Saturday Night Live’ are treating the 1,000th(!) episode like it’s just any other episode. What are they thinking?
#SaturdayNightLive #SNL
#SaturdayNightLive #SNL
Not a day goes by in which Prickle doesn’t contemplate his own extinction.
January 7, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Not a day goes by in which Prickle doesn’t contemplate his own extinction.
'Frampton Comes Alive!', the biggest selling live album of all time, dropped 50 years ago today.
#PeterFrampton #FramptonComesAlive
#PeterFrampton #FramptonComesAlive
Show Me The Way (Live)
YouTube video by Peter Frampton - Topic
www.youtube.com
January 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
'Frampton Comes Alive!', the biggest selling live album of all time, dropped 50 years ago today.
#PeterFrampton #FramptonComesAlive
#PeterFrampton #FramptonComesAlive
Here's one STD* that everyone should catch!
#StrangerThings #OneLastAdventure #StrangerThings5
*Stranger Things Documentary
#StrangerThings #OneLastAdventure #StrangerThings5
*Stranger Things Documentary
One Last Adventure: The Making of Stranger Things 5 Documentary | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
www.youtube.com
January 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Here's one STD* that everyone should catch!
#StrangerThings #OneLastAdventure #StrangerThings5
*Stranger Things Documentary
#StrangerThings #OneLastAdventure #StrangerThings5
*Stranger Things Documentary
Sprout was an irksome little bitch.
Who’s with me?
Who’s with me?
January 5, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Sprout was an irksome little bitch.
Who’s with me?
Who’s with me?
⭐️ Reskeet with Your Favorite Album, Film, Song, and Steaming Series of 2025 ⭐️
Favorite Album:
‘The Life Of A Showgirl’ by Taylor Swift
Favorite Film:
‘Hamnet’ directed by Chloé Zhao
Favorite Song:
‘Father Figure’ by Taylor Swift
Favorite Streaming Series:
‘The Pitt: Season One’ on HBO Max
Favorite Album:
‘The Life Of A Showgirl’ by Taylor Swift
Favorite Film:
‘Hamnet’ directed by Chloé Zhao
Favorite Song:
‘Father Figure’ by Taylor Swift
Favorite Streaming Series:
‘The Pitt: Season One’ on HBO Max
January 3, 2026 at 12:05 AM
⭐️ Reskeet with Your Favorite Album, Film, Song, and Steaming Series of 2025 ⭐️
Favorite Album:
‘The Life Of A Showgirl’ by Taylor Swift
Favorite Film:
‘Hamnet’ directed by Chloé Zhao
Favorite Song:
‘Father Figure’ by Taylor Swift
Favorite Streaming Series:
‘The Pitt: Season One’ on HBO Max
Favorite Album:
‘The Life Of A Showgirl’ by Taylor Swift
Favorite Film:
‘Hamnet’ directed by Chloé Zhao
Favorite Song:
‘Father Figure’ by Taylor Swift
Favorite Streaming Series:
‘The Pitt: Season One’ on HBO Max
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
Stink Pies - smell awful but taste great. Now available in Outhouse Coconut
Stink Pies - smell awful but taste great. Now available in Outhouse Coconut
January 1, 2026 at 10:10 PM
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
Stink Pies - smell awful but taste great. Now available in Outhouse Coconut
Stink Pies - smell awful but taste great. Now available in Outhouse Coconut
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
Planet Xylon - change your ways or we'll come there and destroy you
Planet Xylon - change your ways or we'll come there and destroy you
January 1, 2026 at 10:05 PM
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
Planet Xylon - change your ways or we'll come there and destroy you
Planet Xylon - change your ways or we'll come there and destroy you
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
Chemical Sheller - why spend hours shelling pecans and walnuts? Pour on Chemical Sheller and shells just melt away
Chemical Sheller - why spend hours shelling pecans and walnuts? Pour on Chemical Sheller and shells just melt away
January 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
Chemical Sheller - why spend hours shelling pecans and walnuts? Pour on Chemical Sheller and shells just melt away
Chemical Sheller - why spend hours shelling pecans and walnuts? Pour on Chemical Sheller and shells just melt away
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
Big Fat Bean - why eat hundreds of little beans when you can have one big bean
Big Fat Bean - why eat hundreds of little beans when you can have one big bean
January 1, 2026 at 9:55 PM
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
Big Fat Bean - why eat hundreds of little beans when you can have one big bean
Big Fat Bean - why eat hundreds of little beans when you can have one big bean
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
Dog Assassin - when you can't bear to put him to sleep, maybe it's time to call Dog Assassin
Dog Assassin - when you can't bear to put him to sleep, maybe it's time to call Dog Assassin
January 1, 2026 at 9:50 PM
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
Dog Assassin - when you can't bear to put him to sleep, maybe it's time to call Dog Assassin
Dog Assassin - when you can't bear to put him to sleep, maybe it's time to call Dog Assassin
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
Clyde Baxter - if you're on his jury, won't you please vote not guilty? Clyde would appreciate it
Clyde Baxter - if you're on his jury, won't you please vote not guilty? Clyde would appreciate it
January 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
Clyde Baxter - if you're on his jury, won't you please vote not guilty? Clyde would appreciate it
Clyde Baxter - if you're on his jury, won't you please vote not guilty? Clyde would appreciate it
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
Spider Whistle - spiders come crawling when you start blowing, also works on certain ants
Spider Whistle - spiders come crawling when you start blowing, also works on certain ants
January 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
Spider Whistle - spiders come crawling when you start blowing, also works on certain ants
Spider Whistle - spiders come crawling when you start blowing, also works on certain ants
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
Chili-B-Gone - soothes eyes inflamed by chili spray
Chili-B-Gone - soothes eyes inflamed by chili spray
January 1, 2026 at 9:35 PM
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
Chili-B-Gone - soothes eyes inflamed by chili spray
Chili-B-Gone - soothes eyes inflamed by chili spray
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
Happy Fun Ball - still legal in 16 states - it's legal, it's fun, it's Happy Fun Ball
Happy Fun Ball - still legal in 16 states - it's legal, it's fun, it's Happy Fun Ball
January 1, 2026 at 9:30 PM
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
Happy Fun Ball - still legal in 16 states - it's legal, it's fun, it's Happy Fun Ball
Happy Fun Ball - still legal in 16 states - it's legal, it's fun, it's Happy Fun Ball
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
National Escort Services - if we don't get a prostitute to your door in 15 minutes, you don't pay
National Escort Services - if we don't get a prostitute to your door in 15 minutes, you don't pay
January 1, 2026 at 9:25 PM
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
National Escort Services - if we don't get a prostitute to your door in 15 minutes, you don't pay
National Escort Services - if we don't get a prostitute to your door in 15 minutes, you don't pay
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
Gas Plus - actually gives you gas, for those times when you feel like being the joker
Gas Plus - actually gives you gas, for those times when you feel like being the joker
January 1, 2026 at 9:20 PM
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
Gas Plus - actually gives you gas, for those times when you feel like being the joker
Gas Plus - actually gives you gas, for those times when you feel like being the joker
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
Wilson Ear Drill - we don't recommend that you use an ear drill, but if you insist, why not get the best
Wilson Ear Drill - we don't recommend that you use an ear drill, but if you insist, why not get the best
January 1, 2026 at 9:15 PM
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
Wilson Ear Drill - we don't recommend that you use an ear drill, but if you insist, why not get the best
Wilson Ear Drill - we don't recommend that you use an ear drill, but if you insist, why not get the best
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
Cubic Yard of Earthworms - what you do with it is your business
Cubic Yard of Earthworms - what you do with it is your business
January 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐲:
Cubic Yard of Earthworms - what you do with it is your business
Cubic Yard of Earthworms - what you do with it is your business