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@bretbatson.bsky.social
My week beats your year.
๐˜Š๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด ๐˜š๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜บ-๐˜ˆ๐˜ต-๐˜๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜‹๐˜ข๐˜ฅ
๐™ท๐šŽ/๐™ท๐š’๐š– ๐šŒ๐š’๐šœ/๐š‘๐šŽ๐š๐’ฎ๐“Œ๐’พ๐’ป๐“‰๐’พโ„ฏ
I experienced โ€˜๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐˜๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ฌ ๐‹๐š๐ญ๐ž๐ซ: ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐๐จ๐ง๐ž ๐“๐ž๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐žโ€™ last night and will be seeing it again tomorrow.
Yes, itโ€™s ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ good.
#28YearsLaterTheBoneTemple
#28YearsLater #TheBoneTemple
January 17, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I do love it and I had kinda forgot about the existence of GWAR.
January 15, 2026 at 9:25 PM
John Scalzi is blocking me, so if you guys are trash talking me, Iโ€™m missing all the fun. ๐Ÿ˜œ
January 15, 2026 at 9:17 PM
โ€œI just really need to focus on my art right now, mom.โ€
January 15, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Your pictureโ€™s just too Boรถtes-licious for me, babe.
January 15, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Breakfast of champions.โ„ข
January 14, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Thatโ€™s a Grey area.
January 14, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Tru dat.
January 13, 2026 at 3:25 PM
๐ŸŽถ Yes! Yes! ๐ŸŽถ
January 13, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I you decided to listen to โ€˜Thrillerโ€™ today, it would be like listening to music from 1938 when โ€˜Thrillerโ€™ was a new album.

How old are we feeling?
January 13, 2026 at 2:05 PM
HRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
January 13, 2026 at 12:18 AM
๐ŸŽถ Iโ€™m rollinโ€™ in dough
My buns are glazed
The ovenโ€™s so hot
I gotta wear shades ๐ŸŽถ
January 12, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Itโ€™s a bad thing.
January 12, 2026 at 4:41 AM
โ€œThe chicks are packed!โ€
January 12, 2026 at 2:28 AM
โ€˜Punchlineโ€™ is that movie in which Forrest Gump makes out with his own mom, if I remember correctly.
January 12, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Sure, but now you can say youโ€™ve seen the worst video on YouTube.
January 11, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Had to believe this was originally on HBO, isnโ€™t it?
January 11, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I did it! I watched every single video on YouTube and THIS is the worst one. Watch it at your own perilโ€ฆ if you dare. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
Rap Wars - Barry Sobel + Warren Thomas - MC Hammer Producer
YouTube video by Barry Sobel Official
youtu.be
January 11, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Itโ€™s simple. If Garfieldโ€™s eyes are egg-shaped (as opposed to spheres), itโ€™s not worth your time.
January 9, 2026 at 12:56 PM
No anchovies, please.
January 8, 2026 at 8:31 PM
That just means that youโ€™ve passed on, but havenโ€™t figured it out yet.
January 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM