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@bretbatson.bsky.social
My week beats your year.
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𝙷𝚎/𝙷𝚒𝚖 𝚌𝚒𝚜/𝚑𝚎𝚝𝒮𝓌𝒾𝒻𝓉𝒾ℯ
I do love it and I had kinda forgot about the existence of GWAR.
January 15, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I do love it and I had kinda forgot about the existence of GWAR.
John Scalzi is blocking me, so if you guys are trash talking me, I’m missing all the fun. 😜
January 15, 2026 at 9:17 PM
John Scalzi is blocking me, so if you guys are trash talking me, I’m missing all the fun. 😜
Your picture’s just too Boötes-licious for me, babe.
January 15, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Your picture’s just too Boötes-licious for me, babe.
Breakfast of champions.™
January 14, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Breakfast of champions.™
That’s a Grey area.
January 14, 2026 at 3:07 PM
That’s a Grey area.
“The chicks are packed!”
January 12, 2026 at 2:28 AM
“The chicks are packed!”
‘Punchline’ is that movie in which Forrest Gump makes out with his own mom, if I remember correctly.
January 12, 2026 at 12:13 AM
‘Punchline’ is that movie in which Forrest Gump makes out with his own mom, if I remember correctly.
Sure, but now you can say you’ve seen the worst video on YouTube.
January 11, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Sure, but now you can say you’ve seen the worst video on YouTube.
Had to believe this was originally on HBO, isn’t it?
January 11, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Had to believe this was originally on HBO, isn’t it?
It’s simple. If Garfield’s eyes are egg-shaped (as opposed to spheres), it’s not worth your time.
January 9, 2026 at 12:56 PM
It’s simple. If Garfield’s eyes are egg-shaped (as opposed to spheres), it’s not worth your time.
No anchovies, please.
January 8, 2026 at 8:31 PM
No anchovies, please.