tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿
@krisko.bsky.social
this account is cat pics, nerd talk, lefty politics, ttrpgs, books (mostly animorphs) & bad jokes
tofu is a flamepoint saimese cat
tesla is a black & white cow cat
krisko is a nerdy bi disabled autistic minnesotan socialist catdad human
(all he/hims)
tofu is a flamepoint saimese cat
tesla is a black & white cow cat
krisko is a nerdy bi disabled autistic minnesotan socialist catdad human
(all he/hims)
Pinned
STOP DOOMSCROLLING AND RUB TOFU'S TUMMY!
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pov: tesla is being quietly judgmental of your life choices. he just thinks you have so much potential you're not living up to.
October 21, 2023 at 8:25 PM
pov: tesla is being quietly judgmental of your life choices. he just thinks you have so much potential you're not living up to.
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tesla is trying to convince tofu that it doesn't matter what game they pick, there will be plenty of things for them to shove off the table
December 6, 2023 at 7:14 PM
tesla is trying to convince tofu that it doesn't matter what game they pick, there will be plenty of things for them to shove off the table
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what if we groomed each other under the animorphs art?
May 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
what if we groomed each other under the animorphs art?
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look at tofu.
he doesn't know what the electoral college is.
he knows a peace i can never know.
he doesn't know what the electoral college is.
he knows a peace i can never know.
November 6, 2024 at 3:42 AM
look at tofu.
he doesn't know what the electoral college is.
he knows a peace i can never know.
he doesn't know what the electoral college is.
he knows a peace i can never know.
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tofu jumped into the fridge while my back was turned then when i saw him in there i swear to god he tried to act nonchalant and make small talk with me like he was supposed to be in there.
December 9, 2024 at 5:50 AM
tofu jumped into the fridge while my back was turned then when i saw him in there i swear to god he tried to act nonchalant and make small talk with me like he was supposed to be in there.
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i don't know what tesla sees outside the window but he's drooling a lil bit so it must be good
April 5, 2024 at 7:08 PM
i don't know what tesla sees outside the window but he's drooling a lil bit so it must be good
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love when animals get on their hind legs to look. what do you see? must be important.
April 12, 2024 at 3:03 AM
love when animals get on their hind legs to look. what do you see? must be important.
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sure we're awake before noon, but at what cost?
May 24, 2024 at 4:30 PM
sure we're awake before noon, but at what cost?
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everybody stop what you're doing and come see how handsome tofu is
September 9, 2023 at 1:30 AM
everybody stop what you're doing and come see how handsome tofu is
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what? this is the first i am learning of the mischievousness of white and orange cats, and i will not stand
TOFU IF YOU KEEP THAT UP I WILL POUR ICE WATER ON YOUR HEAD I SWEAR TO GOD
for this slander
TOFU IF YOU KEEP THAT UP I WILL POUR ICE WATER ON YOUR HEAD I SWEAR TO GOD
for this slander
April 14, 2024 at 10:54 AM
what? this is the first i am learning of the mischievousness of white and orange cats, and i will not stand
TOFU IF YOU KEEP THAT UP I WILL POUR ICE WATER ON YOUR HEAD I SWEAR TO GOD
for this slander
TOFU IF YOU KEEP THAT UP I WILL POUR ICE WATER ON YOUR HEAD I SWEAR TO GOD
for this slander
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lol tesla refused to play until i turned on both toys at once (that stuffed fish has a mechanical flapping tail). the man knows what he wants. he's having the time of his life now.
November 30, 2023 at 7:59 PM
lol tesla refused to play until i turned on both toys at once (that stuffed fish has a mechanical flapping tail). the man knows what he wants. he's having the time of his life now.
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in these trying, divisive times, let's all join together in what is truly important: seeing how cute my cats are when they cuddle
April 8, 2024 at 1:19 AM
in these trying, divisive times, let's all join together in what is truly important: seeing how cute my cats are when they cuddle
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tesla is doing what i call "bed spelunking"
March 2, 2024 at 4:46 AM
tesla is doing what i call "bed spelunking"
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tesla decided not to get out of bed today. what a wise cat.
January 30, 2024 at 5:54 PM
tesla decided not to get out of bed today. what a wise cat.
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i think i've solved the mystery of what the cats were screaming about last night
June 7, 2024 at 10:23 PM
i think i've solved the mystery of what the cats were screaming about last night
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last image in your camera roll is what killed kissinger
November 30, 2023 at 11:29 PM
last image in your camera roll is what killed kissinger
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having a bad muscle spasm day but tofu doing what he can to make me feel better
September 30, 2023 at 11:26 PM
having a bad muscle spasm day but tofu doing what he can to make me feel better
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tofu is still trying to wrap his head around what i'm doing
November 8, 2023 at 11:36 PM
tofu is still trying to wrap his head around what i'm doing
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throwback to the time years ago when i let tesla explore my mom's backyard in arizona (shortly after these photos he jumped the wall to chase a mouse and i had to run bare-legged through a cactus patch to catch him)
October 21, 2024 at 2:01 AM
throwback to the time years ago when i let tesla explore my mom's backyard in arizona (shortly after these photos he jumped the wall to chase a mouse and i had to run bare-legged through a cactus patch to catch him)
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the best money i ever spent was on a pet lawyer who kept my ex from splitting tofu and tesla up (legally, at least. she still attempted breaking & entering, cat theft, and calling the cops on my family members to resolve custody).
if anyone in arizona needs a pet lawyer i have a referral for you.
if anyone in arizona needs a pet lawyer i have a referral for you.
May 6, 2024 at 2:17 PM
the best money i ever spent was on a pet lawyer who kept my ex from splitting tofu and tesla up (legally, at least. she still attempted breaking & entering, cat theft, and calling the cops on my family members to resolve custody).
if anyone in arizona needs a pet lawyer i have a referral for you.
if anyone in arizona needs a pet lawyer i have a referral for you.
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tesla is attacking the cactus cat scratcher with a fury that makes me think he is getting revenge for the time he ran through a cactus patch when we lived in arizona
May 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
tesla is attacking the cactus cat scratcher with a fury that makes me think he is getting revenge for the time he ran through a cactus patch when we lived in arizona
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ok before caturday is over have one more picture of kitty tofu, this time with his new big brother tesla showing him how to spot lizards from the window in our old place in arizona
June 2, 2024 at 4:46 AM
ok before caturday is over have one more picture of kitty tofu, this time with his new big brother tesla showing him how to spot lizards from the window in our old place in arizona
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nobody tell tofu where tesla went
(pictures from one year ago today)
(pictures from one year ago today)
July 31, 2024 at 6:23 PM
nobody tell tofu where tesla went
(pictures from one year ago today)
(pictures from one year ago today)
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fun in the sun(beam)
January 10, 2024 at 9:50 PM
fun in the sun(beam)
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hey tofu. you having fun, buddy?
January 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
hey tofu. you having fun, buddy?