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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿

@krisko.bsky.social

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this account is cat pics, nerd talk, lefty politics, ttrpgs, books (mostly animorphs) & bad jokes tofu is a flamepoint saimese cat tesla is a black & white cow cat krisko is a nerdy bi disabled autistic minnesotan socialist catdad human (all he/hims)

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · Jul 7

STOP DOOMSCROLLING AND RUB TOFU'S TUMMY!

white cat laying on back with belly exposed looking up expectantly

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 3h

now do two slugs meeting in the middle of the spaghetti strand for a slo-mo lady and the tramp kiss

found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 3h

tofu jumps into the fridge every chance he gets. this is what i get for naming him after something that needs to be refrigerated

found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · Dec 9

tofu jumped into the fridge while my back was turned then when i saw him in there i swear to god he tried to act nonchalant and make small talk with me like he was supposed to be in there.

white and ginger cat inside fridge with his mouth open in a tiny meow

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 3h

hell yes! so good!

found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 4h

sacrificed to the woke anthropology gods

found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 4h

my archeology prof broke a podium slamming his fist while denouncing this saying

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 5h

taskmaster but all the contestants are at least three hits of lsd deep

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 6h

i have a neighbor a few doors down who has garage accommodations for outdoor cats who want to remain outdoors in a minnesota winter

found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 6h

but how? i have opposable thumbs and i have trouble getting under the hood of my car

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 9h

met a new neighborhood stray this morning trying to sneak into my garage, so gonna have to be extra careful checking under my car each time i start it this chilly season

fluffy Grey cat on a driveway between an open garage door, a bush, and a "world's okayest neighbor" lawn flag

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 11h

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tofu cat curled up so his head is upside down to the camera angle and he looks like he's smiling

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 17h

fry from futurama is eating a bunch of money .

Alt: fry from futurama doing the "shut up and take my money"

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 19h

had to drop the fam off at the airport very early, the boys waited patiently for me to return to bed. tesla is especially glad to no longer be competing with the dog for cuddles and pets

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 1d

now that's entertainment!

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 1d

tesla and wiggles are sharing my lap!

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 2d

i just farted so loudly that tofu hit a wall while fleeing the room in terror

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 2d

i ignore sports as a rule but your description sold me and goddamn that was a clip worth watching so thank you

found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 2d

i am just stoned enough to believe i could crush it on taskmaster

found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 2d

also an excellent cat

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 2d

dio is an excellent cat name

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 2d

visser 3: <ANDALITE!>

GONZO the ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 2d

So manny pepple block me, i think thatis weerd, i am an delite

Orange and white cat moping on the floor

found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 2d

it is with a heavy heart that i inform the millions of muppet fans following my account that wiggles gleefully murdered kermit today at 7:12pm cst

wiggles the dog looking proud standing over a stuffed kermit the frog

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 2d

i've had to keep myself functioning through stress and obligations and medical scans for nine days now, but in about 38 hours i'll send wiggles and my folks on their flight to arizona, then i'll need to spend two days straight unmedicated, just miserably convulsing in bed to reset my body to zero.

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 3d

i'm too stoned at the zoo to do this math

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 3d

tofu has some opinions he needs to voice

tofu cat standing atop a sideways laundry hamper, mouth open mid-meow

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found footage tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 4d

this gives me flashbacks to an episode of 'alone' where this guy surviving in the wilderness has a chipmunk in his camp that he says hi to, then after weeks/months he gets so hungry that he hunts the chipmunk to eat it, then breaks down emotionally and uses his emergency radio to quit the show