Ready Salted
@readysalted.bsky.social
I am mostly, if not all, potato.
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
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Ready Salted
@readysalted.bsky.social
· Dec 30
My favourite football team?
Why, the Buffalo Williams, of course.
Why, the Buffalo Williams, of course.
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Hear me out: Curling, but with ducks
February 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Hear me out: Curling, but with ducks
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I need to know everything about job #6 right now
February 13, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I need to know everything about job #6 right now
Starting FX's Love Story on JFK Jr and Carolyn Bessette and having a hard time thinking it's not Natascha McElhone I'm watching, but rather Sarah Pidgeon.
February 13, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Starting FX's Love Story on JFK Jr and Carolyn Bessette and having a hard time thinking it's not Natascha McElhone I'm watching, but rather Sarah Pidgeon.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I text a bunch of family members " I hope you're sitting down" then turn off my phone
February 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Sometimes when I'm bored I text a bunch of family members " I hope you're sitting down" then turn off my phone
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Referring to my bathroom with a bidet as a 'waterboarding water closet'.
February 12, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Referring to my bathroom with a bidet as a 'waterboarding water closet'.
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just wanted to let you know babe, you've got some drops of jupiter in your hair. nope other side.
February 12, 2026 at 1:19 PM
just wanted to let you know babe, you've got some drops of jupiter in your hair. nope other side.
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anytime some random creepy man on this app tries to talk to me like we know each other or like he’s even allowed to exist in my presence
I Dont Understand The Question I Wont Respond To It GIF
Alt: Lucille Bluth saying I Dont Understand The Question I Wont Respond To It
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February 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
anytime some random creepy man on this app tries to talk to me like we know each other or like he’s even allowed to exist in my presence
Smoking only the thickest blunts in honour of Fat Thursday.
February 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Smoking only the thickest blunts in honour of Fat Thursday.
Little known fact, this song was written about the inventor of Post Its.
February 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Little known fact, this song was written about the inventor of Post Its.
Today's a ra-good day to make ragu!
February 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Today's a ra-good day to make ragu!
I didn't see anything! I didn't see anything!
I saw everything.
I saw everything.
February 12, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I didn't see anything! I didn't see anything!
I saw everything.
I saw everything.
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Remember when you used to say you were burned out and people would be like *gasp* oh nooooo
February 12, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Remember when you used to say you were burned out and people would be like *gasp* oh nooooo
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My cat's new thing is to bite my hand while I'm pouring his kibble onto the plate – in STRICT defiance of that one saying!!
February 12, 2026 at 6:42 PM
My cat's new thing is to bite my hand while I'm pouring his kibble onto the plate – in STRICT defiance of that one saying!!
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Can't stop reading about Nuremberg.
Also can't stop pronouncing it like ermagerd.
Also can't stop pronouncing it like ermagerd.
February 11, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Can't stop reading about Nuremberg.
Also can't stop pronouncing it like ermagerd.
Also can't stop pronouncing it like ermagerd.
My sexual safe word is 'chili dog'.
February 9, 2026 at 7:52 PM
My sexual safe word is 'chili dog'.
My dog loves my kisses, especially when my breath smells like McDonald's hash browns.
"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
February 9, 2026 at 7:31 PM
My dog loves my kisses, especially when my breath smells like McDonald's hash browns.
I could eat my body weight in maple flavoured pizzelles.
February 9, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I could eat my body weight in maple flavoured pizzelles.
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bad bunny should do "not like us"
February 8, 2026 at 5:16 PM
bad bunny should do "not like us"
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Jane Krakowski is one of the greatest comedic actors ever
February 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Jane Krakowski is one of the greatest comedic actors ever
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she is beauty,
she is grace
she might stab you in the face
she is grace
she might stab you in the face
February 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
she is beauty,
she is grace
she might stab you in the face
she is grace
she might stab you in the face
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I become the world’s tiniest lady when I have to reach for the ticket in the parking garage.
February 8, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I become the world’s tiniest lady when I have to reach for the ticket in the parking garage.
Knitting from the centre of my first ever cake of yarn and cannot get the idea of a clown car out of my mind.
February 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Knitting from the centre of my first ever cake of yarn and cannot get the idea of a clown car out of my mind.