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Ready Salted
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I am mostly, if not all, potato.

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
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An image of the Hamburger Helper mascot, a disembodied gloved hand (or is it just a glove?) with a white 'body' and red wrist and round nose. He smiles in a way that's friendly but still makes you fear him.
November 29, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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You've just died. The 6th picture in your photo gallery is what killed you.

There are worse ways, Jacopo is one hell of a knifeman.
A still from the 2002 film The Count of Monte Cristo showing Luis Guzmán playing Jacapo, a deadly pirate. He is wearing a jeweled tiara jauntily upside down and imploring his sworn savior Edmond Dantès to act against his enemies: "Why not just kill them? I'll do it! I'll run up to Paris - bam, bam, bam, bam. I'm back before week's end. We spend the treasure. How is this a bad plan?" One could say this is a rip off of Scott Evil's sentiments in Austin Powers except for that fact the novel was written in 1844 and surely this is verbatim.
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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No one gives Dianne Wiest enough cred for Peg in Edward Scissorhands. She's primo mom material, always seeing the best in Edward when others are just misunderstanding him.

I'm thankful for the Pegs of the world.
Peg, played by Dianne Wiest, is on the phone defending Edward, saying "You may think that, but you're wrong."
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Post your warning label.
Clippy, the former anthropomorphized paperclip mascot of Microsoft, looks to you with his raised eyebrows and soulless stare. "I see you're trying to focus on something without interruption. Can I help?"
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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You, me, and Mary, pal.
A woman and a man sit at a picnic table, eating corn dogs. She says "you know, I don't think that they have enough meats on sticks."
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
The book cover of The Jolly Postman or Others People's Letters by Janet & Allan Ahlberg. The cover scene shows several fairy tale characters reading mail, including Puss in Boots, Miss Muffett, two bears, Old Mother Hubbard and her dog, a spider, a pig, Little Boy Blue, and a Plate and a Spoon. The book told the story of the postman delivering the mail and several pages had integrated envelopes that contained letters to characters that you could open up and read.
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Huh.
The Cannibal, a mean looking, angry bald man with a metal prosthetic for a nose is shown wearing an outfit and looking terribly similar to that of a certain Republican in a quoted post. Taken from Mad Max: Fury Road.
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Whatever she did, are we sure Grandma deserved this??
Sisa Grandma ham, seen in a deli case at $3.49/100g
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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🎶Islands in the stream🎶

🎶That is what we are🎶
Hillary Clinton and Trump both wandering onstage during debate with hand-held microphones
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Desperately seeking a mash up of the emergency calls in Die Hard and the emergency calls in Home Alone.
Image of a police officer eating donuts and answering phones at his desk. He transfers a call to another officer while yelling "Yeah? Hang on" HYPER ON 2! Hold on, please!"
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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"Hey baby, this science experiment is chafing me. Mind if I take my clothes off?"
Jimbo Jones is trying to get some from a babysitter while on the Simpson's couch. He is topless.
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Bad day?

Not as bad as this guy's.
An alleyway portojohn is shown, complete with a large hole burned into the side, showing a melted toilet base and floor, melted plastic pooling out the bottom.
November 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Remember thinking you were hot shit because your pants *tore* away??
An image taken at Marshalls showing a pair of black tear away sport pants hung on a clearance rack.
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Watching The Mothman Prophecies and expecting this guy to show up any minute now.
October 29, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Pics do not do this simple savoury snack justice. This is not fancy, just comfort.

... I should have bought more bagels.
Please see a perfectly toasted everything bagel, smeared with Kerry Gold butter and grainy Dijon mustard, each side topped with a layer of melted old orange cheddar and filled with shaved (has to be shaved) black forest deli ham.
October 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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All Day I Dream About Sagwa*

*The Chinese Siamese Cat
An ad displaying a cat wearing an adorable Adidas jacket (green with white stripes on the arms) reading ADIDAS CHINA LAUNCHES CLOTHING COLLECTION FOR SMALL PETS
October 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Like this but with a gun?
October 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Do you come with the art?
October 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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New mashup costume idea:
Dolly Parton, smiling sweetly Dalai Lama, smiling sweetly
October 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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What I'm wearing to the rapture
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Honestly I don't think either of these guys should be crawling through a 16 year old girls window but hey, America's great again, right?
An article is advertised, titled: James Van Der Beek bows out of Dawson's Creek reunion due to illness. Lin Manuel Miranda to pitch in.
September 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Do they not understand that this but as a smart phone would be like printing money??
A landline phone from the 80s with a transparent shell, showcasing brightly coloured internal components and mechanisms.
September 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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So what, no fuckin' Zagi M-91 now?
Anthony Soprano Jr exclaims frustration from his grandmother not attending his birthday party, complaining "So what, no fuckin' ziti now?"
September 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Remember Dorinhas?
A pair of low slung jeans, riding at least 4 inches below the navel, featuring a one inch zipper.
September 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM