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I am mostly, if not all, potato.
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
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@readysalted.bsky.social
· Aug 25
Forget pumpkin spice, all I want every fall is to accrue the wardrobe of Wendy Torrance. #LifeGoals
☃️ MERRY COCKADOODIE CHRISTMAS! 🎄
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
☃️ MERRY COCKADOODIE CHRISTMAS! 🎄
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Michael Bublé this morning:
a video of a wrestling match on make a gif .com
ALT: a video of a wrestling match on make a gif .com
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Michael Bublé this morning:
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If you’re over 27 and don’t have a pho guy I’m sorry but you aren’t gonna make it
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If you’re over 27 and don’t have a pho guy I’m sorry but you aren’t gonna make it
I LITERALLY CANT REPOST THIS HARDER, JENN.
There are few things better than sitting in the dark with your Christmas tree lit up.
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I LITERALLY CANT REPOST THIS HARDER, JENN.
Calling my dog Pig Bum as I snuggle him because I know he likes it.
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Calling my dog Pig Bum as I snuggle him because I know he likes it.
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One of my favorite things about Thanksgiving: pumpkin pie for breakfast the next day 😋
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
One of my favorite things about Thanksgiving: pumpkin pie for breakfast the next day 😋
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The new offer from Caldecott Farms!
Thanksgiving horse gumbo
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The new offer from Caldecott Farms!
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I think the new Bond film should have a demontwink villain named Bussy Galore
James Bond 26: Everything We Know About The Next 007 Movie
Everything we know about James Bond 26!
screenrant.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I think the new Bond film should have a demontwink villain named Bussy Galore
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Don’t forget to take all the various pieces parts and icky bags out of your turkey before cooking. How I know this is not important. Happy 🦃 Day!
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Don’t forget to take all the various pieces parts and icky bags out of your turkey before cooking. How I know this is not important. Happy 🦃 Day!
As someone who's on an liquid diet for the next 48 hours, I give my thanks to all of you home chefs for letting me live vicariously through your photos and tantalizing descriptions of your vittles.
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
As someone who's on an liquid diet for the next 48 hours, I give my thanks to all of you home chefs for letting me live vicariously through your photos and tantalizing descriptions of your vittles.
You've just died. The 6th picture in your photo gallery is what killed you.
There are worse ways, Jacopo is one hell of a knifeman.
There are worse ways, Jacopo is one hell of a knifeman.
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
You've just died. The 6th picture in your photo gallery is what killed you.
There are worse ways, Jacopo is one hell of a knifeman.
There are worse ways, Jacopo is one hell of a knifeman.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Just found out there's no popcorn in popcorn shrimp.
Guess there's no reason to try pot roast.
Guess there's no reason to try pot roast.
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Just found out there's no popcorn in popcorn shrimp.
Guess there's no reason to try pot roast.
Guess there's no reason to try pot roast.
I'm so happy when we all bond over food.
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I'm so happy when we all bond over food.
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so you’re saying if these mashed potatoes don’t touch my lips, they won’t end up on my hips?
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
so you’re saying if these mashed potatoes don’t touch my lips, they won’t end up on my hips?
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If you’ve never made stuffles out of your leftover Thanksgiving stuffing and mashed potatoes, you’re doing yourself a great disservice.
spatchcock.substack.com/p/the-stuffle
spatchcock.substack.com/p/the-stuffle
The Stuffle
Or: Leftover Impressions
spatchcock.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If you’ve never made stuffles out of your leftover Thanksgiving stuffing and mashed potatoes, you’re doing yourself a great disservice.
spatchcock.substack.com/p/the-stuffle
spatchcock.substack.com/p/the-stuffle
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"How much more of this can I take?!?"
(piles more popcorn shrimp on buffet plate)
(piles more popcorn shrimp on buffet plate)
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"How much more of this can I take?!?"
(piles more popcorn shrimp on buffet plate)
(piles more popcorn shrimp on buffet plate)
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We call this being a devout monk of the Order of Following the Mama.
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
We call this being a devout monk of the Order of Following the Mama.
I need a leaf mulcher, but for leaf blower people.
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I need a leaf mulcher, but for leaf blower people.
No one gives Dianne Wiest enough cred for Peg in Edward Scissorhands. She's primo mom material, always seeing the best in Edward when others are just misunderstanding him.
I'm thankful for the Pegs of the world.
I'm thankful for the Pegs of the world.
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
No one gives Dianne Wiest enough cred for Peg in Edward Scissorhands. She's primo mom material, always seeing the best in Edward when others are just misunderstanding him.
I'm thankful for the Pegs of the world.
I'm thankful for the Pegs of the world.
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Trying to crochet on post-surgical drugs is a LOT harder than trying to crochet on my normal, recreational drugs, let me tell you hwat.
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Trying to crochet on post-surgical drugs is a LOT harder than trying to crochet on my normal, recreational drugs, let me tell you hwat.