Michael Procopio, depressive gigolo
@procopster.bsky.social
Lawrence Welk & The Hotsy Totsy Boys
Florence Henderson Live at The Apollo
Dino, Desi & Billy
Mrs. Miller at The Hollywood Palace
Kristy & Jimmy McNichol Main Stage at the Kern County Fair
Florence Henderson Live at The Apollo
Dino, Desi & Billy
Mrs. Miller at The Hollywood Palace
Kristy & Jimmy McNichol Main Stage at the Kern County Fair
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
David Bowie
Warren Zevon
The Who
Pink Floyd
B-52s
David Bowie
Warren Zevon
The Who
Pink Floyd
B-52s
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Paul McCartney
Rush
The Police
Metallica
Korn
Paul McCartney
Rush
The Police
Metallica
Korn
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Lawrence Welk & The Hotsy Totsy Boys
Florence Henderson Live at The Apollo
Dino, Desi & Billy
Mrs. Miller at The Hollywood Palace
Kristy & Jimmy McNichol Main Stage at the Kern County Fair
Florence Henderson Live at The Apollo
Dino, Desi & Billy
Mrs. Miller at The Hollywood Palace
Kristy & Jimmy McNichol Main Stage at the Kern County Fair
If you’ve never made stuffles out of your leftover Thanksgiving stuffing and mashed potatoes, you’re doing yourself a great disservice.
spatchcock.substack.com/p/the-stuffle
spatchcock.substack.com/p/the-stuffle
The Stuffle
Or: Leftover Impressions
spatchcock.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If you’ve never made stuffles out of your leftover Thanksgiving stuffing and mashed potatoes, you’re doing yourself a great disservice.
spatchcock.substack.com/p/the-stuffle
spatchcock.substack.com/p/the-stuffle
Wishing a happy belated birthday to my secret childhood crush, Dick Cavett.
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Wishing a happy belated birthday to my secret childhood crush, Dick Cavett.
Nuzzi has a Faye Dunaway-like quality about her, both inside and out.
(Dunaway called me a "fucking moron" the second time we met, so my interpretation of the inner Faye is uncharitable, at best.)
(Dunaway called me a "fucking moron" the second time we met, so my interpretation of the inner Faye is uncharitable, at best.)
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Nuzzi has a Faye Dunaway-like quality about her, both inside and out.
(Dunaway called me a "fucking moron" the second time we met, so my interpretation of the inner Faye is uncharitable, at best.)
(Dunaway called me a "fucking moron" the second time we met, so my interpretation of the inner Faye is uncharitable, at best.)
I'd like to punch every AI commercial I see in the dick.
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I'd like to punch every AI commercial I see in the dick.
FREE SARAH KENDZIOR.
Well I can see Bluesky is handling a PR crisis in their normal competent manner
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
FREE SARAH KENDZIOR.
This is absolutely savage.
Study Finds Most Americans Can't Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This is absolutely savage.
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No, I screwed up. I cry your pardon.
Ceasar and Cleopatra, starring the very British Claude Rains and Miss Vivien Leigh, is airing on TCM at this very moment. Are you voluntarily choosing to watch Cleopatra, the bloated 1964 debacle starring Dame Elizabeth Taylor, via streaming instead? If so, you, sir, are a masochist! (No judgment.)
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
No, I screwed up. I cry your pardon.
Being someone else's obscure cultural reference is my idea of heaven. Thanks for this, @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social !
November 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Being someone else's obscure cultural reference is my idea of heaven. Thanks for this, @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social !
I remember cheering when this guy got his ass kicked by a stronger, smarter brown woman on Survivor.
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I remember cheering when this guy got his ass kicked by a stronger, smarter brown woman on Survivor.
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You Winsome, you Losesome.
Memo to Republicans
Demonising people who are trans is not only indecent, it is NOT a vote winner
Just ask Winsome Earle-Sears in Virginia, who campaigned heavily on being anti-trans and lost the election to Governor-elect Abigail Spanberger
Demonising people who are trans is not only indecent, it is NOT a vote winner
Just ask Winsome Earle-Sears in Virginia, who campaigned heavily on being anti-trans and lost the election to Governor-elect Abigail Spanberger
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You Winsome, you Losesome.
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“Whatever could be causing a loneliness epidemic?” you ask the internet, sitting in a driverless car wearing headphones that you never take off in public, as an anonymous shopper makes contactless delivery of your meal kits using the keypad entry of your condo atop empty ground floor retail space
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“Whatever could be causing a loneliness epidemic?” you ask the internet, sitting in a driverless car wearing headphones that you never take off in public, as an anonymous shopper makes contactless delivery of your meal kits using the keypad entry of your condo atop empty ground floor retail space
If you see this, post a vampire who isn't Dracula.
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
If you see this, post a vampire who isn't Dracula.
Sometimes, your first drink is the worst drink. spatchcock.substack.com/p/the-fergie...
The Fergie Fizz
Or: The Saddest Drink in London
spatchcock.substack.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Sometimes, your first drink is the worst drink. spatchcock.substack.com/p/the-fergie...
Somebody please remind me how things turned out for Jay Gatsby.
Trump is holding a Great Gatsby/Roaring 20s-themed party at his private club in Palm Beach tonight as he tries to withhold SNAP and health care subsidies from millions of Americans. (via Kellie Meyer)
November 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Somebody please remind me how things turned out for Jay Gatsby.
If you see this (and you feel up to it), post four female characters you love.
November 1, 2025 at 5:06 AM
If you see this (and you feel up to it), post four female characters you love.
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
Milf Duds
Twinx
Shittles
S&Ms
Scarburst
Milf Duds
Twinx
Shittles
S&Ms
Scarburst
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
MayDay
MayDay
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
S&Ms
S&Ms
October 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
Milf Duds
Twinx
Shittles
S&Ms
Scarburst
Milf Duds
Twinx
Shittles
S&Ms
Scarburst
Au reservoir, Prunella.
October 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Au reservoir, Prunella.
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managed to snag the olivia reingold video before she deleted
October 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
managed to snag the olivia reingold video before she deleted
I am an otter spotter.
October 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I am an otter spotter.
Tyler Perry's Gold Diggers of 1933.
Fritz Lang’s From Justin to Kelly
Stanley Kubrick‘s Freaky Friday
October 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Tyler Perry's Gold Diggers of 1933.
I traveled 6k miles to vote, so I'm extra mad at the people who didn't bother.
What’s weird is if 5% of white people had voted differently,
or 5% of non voters got off their asses & voted, none of this would be happening.
We cannot deny that the children born now are going to pay the price for the folly of this experiment with full blown fascism.
And didn’t we owe the kids
or 5% of non voters got off their asses & voted, none of this would be happening.
We cannot deny that the children born now are going to pay the price for the folly of this experiment with full blown fascism.
And didn’t we owe the kids
October 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I traveled 6k miles to vote, so I'm extra mad at the people who didn't bother.
How do I have 2k followers when my posts are 99.9% invisible?
October 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
How do I have 2k followers when my posts are 99.9% invisible?
Take two crackers and call me in the morning.
spatchcock.substack.com/p/grahams-cr...
spatchcock.substack.com/p/grahams-cr...
Graham's Crackers
Or: Curb Your Enthusiasm
spatchcock.substack.com
October 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Take two crackers and call me in the morning.
spatchcock.substack.com/p/grahams-cr...
spatchcock.substack.com/p/grahams-cr...