Judge John Hodgman
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Have your pressing issues decided by Famous Minor Television Personality John Hodgman, Certified Judge, and Bailiff Jess Thorn. https://linktr.ee/judgejohnhodgman
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That’s YouTube.com/@JudgeJohnHodgmanPod! And thank you past and future litigants!
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Thank you MonKeePuzzle on the subreddit, for this perfect meme
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a lot to cover this week
#RoadCourt in Vancouver
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Best dream sequence in a book, movie, or show?
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Best non-zombie film: 28 days, weeks, or years later?
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This feels like it should be a @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social case
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We asked our readers to share their own strongly held opinions — specifically those that they think their loved ones are wrong about. Then we settled their debates once and for all. Here's our expert advice: nyti.ms/4gcVE4v
A photo shows a shower curtain with a submission from a Wirecutter reader on top: "My roommate and I disagree on whether or not to leave the shower curtain stretched out or scrunched up. My opinion is the shower curtain liner needs air to circulate around it to not build up any scum or mildew from the condensation. He thinks that moisture doesn’t really have an effect on cleanliness."
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Do we need fewer superhero remakes?
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trying to see something

what is the BEST James Bond film?
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Spooky season is here (at Walgreens).
Do you have any halloween beefs? or spooky disputes? DM us!
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Tomorrow on Subpoena Royale:
Phaea says the 2006 James Bond movie CASINO ROYALE is a remake of the CASINO ROYALE from 1967. But Justin says both CASINOS ROYALE are adaptations of the Ian Fleming novel from 1953.... Who's right?
Is CASINO ROYALE starring Daniel Craig a remake of CASINO ROYALE from the 60s? | Subpeona Royale
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Photographic Evidence
The Litigants' Dogs Frieda and Axel
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Tomorrow on Subpoena Royale:
Phaea says the 2006 James Bond movie CASINO ROYALE is a remake of the CASINO ROYALE from 1967. But Justin says both CASINOS ROYALE are adaptations of the Ian Fleming novel from 1953.... Who's right?
Is CASINO ROYALE starring Daniel Craig a remake of CASINO ROYALE from the 60s? | Subpeona Royale
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Posture
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@judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social If that one guy is not a turtle, how come the guy next to him looks so much less turtle-y than he does?
2 slow children standees with differing levels of turtle-y-ness.
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Yes*

* if you're friends with Aquaman
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Our latest case takes on the ultimate small case we have all had to wrestle with: Can your friend take a great white shark in a fight? youtu.be/r6x-9cVppO0?...
Can Your Friend REALLY Take a Shark? - Probable Jaws
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Never underestimate a shark that wishes to create professional-wrestler-level lore for its ring persona.
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I'm of the opinion that any shark that chooses a fight as described will win the fight because it is a shark but also somehow self-aware.
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Our latest case takes on the ultimate small case we have all had to wrestle with: Can your friend take a great white shark in a fight? youtu.be/r6x-9cVppO0?...
Can Your Friend REALLY Take a Shark? - Probable Jaws
YouTube video by Judge John Hodgman
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