Jay suis amusé
@freejay.bsky.social
Screenwriter, Artist, and Human. Rarely all three at once.
(Hollywood, CA - The Paris of Hell)
(Hollywood, CA - The Paris of Hell)
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Jay suis amusé
@freejay.bsky.social
· Oct 20
“I am the hero of my own story,” says the unreliable narrator in my head.
The internet is filled with how-to build guillotine videos. That’s not Ironic yet but fingers crossed.
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The internet is filled with how-to build guillotine videos. That’s not Ironic yet but fingers crossed.
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Marge from the church breakfast committee is about to go John Brown on this fascist rent-a-cop and meanwhile Eric Swalwell and other Congressional and Senate Dems want "masks off and badges out", the nice middle ground.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Marge from the church breakfast committee is about to go John Brown on this fascist rent-a-cop and meanwhile Eric Swalwell and other Congressional and Senate Dems want "masks off and badges out", the nice middle ground.
On the seventh ring, Chris Tucker’s Agent, wearing a grin that makes Satan nervous, answers his phone, “Helllllloooooo.”
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
On the seventh ring, Chris Tucker’s Agent, wearing a grin that makes Satan nervous, answers his phone, “Helllllloooooo.”
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Libraries are free for you to use, serve the public good, are great, support creators financially and, I cannot be clear enough about this-- ARE FREE FOR YOU TO USE-- so pirating books makes you kind of an asshole, not some Marxist revolutionary.
If the book you want isn't there *request it.*
If the book you want isn't there *request it.*
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Libraries are free for you to use, serve the public good, are great, support creators financially and, I cannot be clear enough about this-- ARE FREE FOR YOU TO USE-- so pirating books makes you kind of an asshole, not some Marxist revolutionary.
If the book you want isn't there *request it.*
If the book you want isn't there *request it.*
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Charlie Brown, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Char-lee-Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Charlie Brown, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Char-lee-Brown.
The drumbeat for War Because it Will be Good for Oil Companies Nightmare has escaped and returned to its earthly grotto on Fox News.
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The drumbeat for War Because it Will be Good for Oil Companies Nightmare has escaped and returned to its earthly grotto on Fox News.
Charlie Brown, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Char-lee-Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Charlie Brown, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Char-lee-Brown.
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I thought of a pop culture post but realized it would make it weird if I see pop culture at a party.
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I thought of a pop culture post but realized it would make it weird if I see pop culture at a party.
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood, Charlie Brown.
I thought of a pop culture post but realized it would make it weird if I see pop culture at a party.
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I thought of a pop culture post but realized it would make it weird if I see pop culture at a party.
"You hear me talkin', Charlie Brown? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."
Charlie Brown, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish best served cold? It is very cold... in space...
Ah, you think darkness is your ally, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
"You hear me talkin', Charlie Brown? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."
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Noticed no one did the Pope singing Rape Me by Nirvana.
We must really like this one.
We must really like this one.
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Noticed no one did the Pope singing Rape Me by Nirvana.
We must really like this one.
We must really like this one.
Trump posting about sedition and coming round the corner it’s… Irony for the win!
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Trump posting about sedition and coming round the corner it’s… Irony for the win!
Noticed no one did the Pope singing Rape Me by Nirvana.
We must really like this one.
We must really like this one.
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Noticed no one did the Pope singing Rape Me by Nirvana.
We must really like this one.
We must really like this one.
I'm in Heaven
With my boyfriend, my laughing boyfriend
There's no beginning and there is no end
Time isn't present in that dimension
With my boyfriend, my laughing boyfriend
There's no beginning and there is no end
Time isn't present in that dimension
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I'm in Heaven
With my boyfriend, my laughing boyfriend
There's no beginning and there is no end
Time isn't present in that dimension
With my boyfriend, my laughing boyfriend
There's no beginning and there is no end
Time isn't present in that dimension
I just wrote about The Church of Michael Clayton and I realized there’s a lot of us and we’d be fools not to get tax-exempt status. That’s what Michael would do.
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I just wrote about The Church of Michael Clayton and I realized there’s a lot of us and we’d be fools not to get tax-exempt status. That’s what Michael would do.
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SWM seeks SF as cool as Pixies Wave of Mutilation (UK Surf Mix) to do the things.
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
SWM seeks SF as cool as Pixies Wave of Mutilation (UK Surf Mix) to do the things.
SWM seeks SF as cool as Pixies Wave of Mutilation (UK Surf Mix) to do the things.
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
SWM seeks SF as cool as Pixies Wave of Mutilation (UK Surf Mix) to do the things.
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Just heard about Chicago Pope’s rave. When is bsky going to crack down on the Catholic Church trying to lure users into the kingdom of heaven with free molly and communion wine?
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Just heard about Chicago Pope’s rave. When is bsky going to crack down on the Catholic Church trying to lure users into the kingdom of heaven with free molly and communion wine?
She's sweet and savory and some other secret thing.
…Unami?
Not Unami. Fuck you Unami.
…Unami?
Not Unami. Fuck you Unami.
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
She's sweet and savory and some other secret thing.
…Unami?
Not Unami. Fuck you Unami.
…Unami?
Not Unami. Fuck you Unami.
Drones carry AGM-114 R9X "Ninja" missiles that don't explode, but instead use kinetic energy and right before impact a ring of giant "Ninja" blades spring out to slice through cars or buildings to obliterate a single individual inside. Sarah Conner is fucked. But we’re cool. AI likes us. For now.
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Drones carry AGM-114 R9X "Ninja" missiles that don't explode, but instead use kinetic energy and right before impact a ring of giant "Ninja" blades spring out to slice through cars or buildings to obliterate a single individual inside. Sarah Conner is fucked. But we’re cool. AI likes us. For now.
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“Democratic state attorneys general can investigate and charge Donald Trump and his Cabinet for seditious, corrupt, and criminal conduct right now. They have the authority. They have the prosecutors. They have the jurisdiction. The power exists today.”
Now is the time to use them.
No paywall
Now is the time to use them.
No paywall
The Power to Arrest Trump and His Cabinet Exists. But Will Democrats Use it?
A powerful tool remains unused and undiscussed.
medium.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
“Democratic state attorneys general can investigate and charge Donald Trump and his Cabinet for seditious, corrupt, and criminal conduct right now. They have the authority. They have the prosecutors. They have the jurisdiction. The power exists today.”
Now is the time to use them.
No paywall
Now is the time to use them.
No paywall
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THE POPE HAS THROWN A RAVE
I am now experiencing FOMO about the Pope's rave
god, cyberpunk novels of my teenagerhood weren't weird ENOUGH
I am now experiencing FOMO about the Pope's rave
god, cyberpunk novels of my teenagerhood weren't weird ENOUGH
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
THE POPE HAS THROWN A RAVE
I am now experiencing FOMO about the Pope's rave
god, cyberpunk novels of my teenagerhood weren't weird ENOUGH
I am now experiencing FOMO about the Pope's rave
god, cyberpunk novels of my teenagerhood weren't weird ENOUGH
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"Students are afraid to fail, and AI presents itself as a savior. But what we learn from history is that progress requires failure. It requires reflection. Students are not just undermining their ability to learn, but to someday lead."
Beautifully written & reasoned 3 min read. “To my students and to anyone who might listen, I say: Don’t surrender to AI your ability to read, write and think when others once risked their lives and died for the freedom to do so.”
Commentary from a cool prof in 🧵
www.huffpost.com/entry/histor...
Commentary from a cool prof in 🧵
www.huffpost.com/entry/histor...
I Set A Trap To Catch My Students Cheating With AI. The Results Were Shocking.
"Students are not just undermining their ability to learn, but to someday lead."
www.huffpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"Students are afraid to fail, and AI presents itself as a savior. But what we learn from history is that progress requires failure. It requires reflection. Students are not just undermining their ability to learn, but to someday lead."
…okay. you’re welcome?
🎶every jizz begins with jaaaaayyy🎶
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
…okay. you’re welcome?