Jay suis amusé
@freejay.bsky.social
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Screenwriter, Artist, and Human. Rarely all three at once. (Hollywood, CA - The Paris of Hell)
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“I am the hero of my own story,” says the unreliable narrator in my head.
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A lot of exciting data center jobs coming down the pike.
The Matrix pods
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Do you have army tanks ready to go in your biceps?
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I wish a mothafucka would go back to living their life of quiet desperation more quietly. Like, Bro, shut up.
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My audiobook just used “nonplussed” incorrectly—backwards, like Bizzaro Superman—and I had to pause and collect myself. Not with a bang, not with a whimper, but with this shit!
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You can completely skip Nihilism Thursday on Bluesky. No one takes attendance.
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Replicable is impossible because it was unique. Relevant, high-concept, for adults, absolutely. I don’t know who the next Karen Berger is, but that’s the key hire. Giving the right person enough room to fail a couple at bats and know their job is semi-safe is tough in media. But fingers crossed
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A good friend of mine from high-school is his wife, and a life-long best friend is (one of?) his lawyer. I’ve never met him. But, on a twitter thread, I asked him to pass a hello along to his wife. He responded, she said “Jay! No way, he was a punker!” And lots of people had comments.
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She’s an EXCELLENT writer on film. Her long-form work is always a good read.
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Dementia Trump is on one today.
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‘Just a tiny sip won’t hurt,’ he says, and reposts.
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Trying to social media less, he posts with a frightening level of cognitive dissonance.
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So happy for you. It’s a dream of mine too. (I don’t even know how to submit.) Can you share which jokes are yours, or is that a no-no?
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Finally watched Netflix’s The Sandman standalone Episode: Death: The High Cost of Living. Kirby Howell-Bapiste is wonderfully charming as Death. It wasn’t exactly the version I knew, but it left me in a good place—as the story always has—and I’m glad I‘m alive to see it.
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‘They can do it, Molly,“ Jay says with hope in his heart. “We will look back at the Shohei era as Baseball’s greatest.”

Hope you’re well.
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A professor on bluesky made a great point about this. We speak of the end of the Roman Empire, but no one can say exactly that ended. The Roman Republic, however, ended with Julius Ceaser.
(See: Benjamin Franklin “if you can keep it” quote.)
#NoKings
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Trying to social media less, he posts with a frightening level of cognitive dissonance.
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Now trying to think of a country that might not be. Iceland and Greenland could be adjectives? Great Britain, maybe only Britain is the noun… That’s all I got.
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Re: that waffles bullshit. Huzzah, Mr. Parker!
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I get that they just want to be tech nerds, I just want to be a story teller. But the time demands much more of us and our plans have already been nuked, everyone has to step up
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I thought of Brian Eno’s Oblique Strategies. There’s got to be a bot for that, right? Search Bluesky; there is. Added Oblique to my feed to fend off fascist doom brain. The world is upside down, if you want it.
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Wow, my ridiculous brain. Can’t remember my neighbor’s name. Pulled that out of thin air.
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Mohammad deep fakes on Sora…wow. Expecting a fatwa on Sam Altman in 3..2..
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I heard it as a child but now know it today from British crime films. Most recently heard on Slow Horses, I believe.
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Read a quote attributed to Joseph Heller. Someone said of his later work that he never wrote anything better than Catch-22. His response, “Who has?”
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Stephen Miller wants a Civil War and I've got fruit in my kitchen that gives off fumes trying to kill other fruit in my kitchen. Fucking Nazis