Stacey Gotsulias 🦃 🍁
@stacegotsbaseball.com
I talk about baseball for a living.
If you can't figure out how to raise a newborn without AI, you shouldn't have said newborn baby. They should be taken away from you because you are inept.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
If you can't figure out how to raise a newborn without AI, you shouldn't have said newborn baby. They should be taken away from you because you are inept.
A 185 IQ? lol
People who have personal cleaners see regular tasks like buying your own groceries or mowing the lawn as some complex mystery
December 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
A 185 IQ? lol
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Yeah I don’t think the thirty three drinks are the story here, even if that is an eye-watering number
December 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Yeah I don’t think the thirty three drinks are the story here, even if that is an eye-watering number
Ew, I just found out Mke Johnson was here yesterday with Lawler.
Gross.
Gross.
December 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Ew, I just found out Mke Johnson was here yesterday with Lawler.
Gross.
Gross.
I can't.
oh my god they actually did a pull-up contest at the airport
December 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I can't.
Then I'm dressing like a slob next time I go on a plane.
December 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Then I'm dressing like a slob next time I go on a plane.
I can't believe Cheryl Hines defends this guy that Olivia Nuzzi had an affair with him.
I just ... I really need 2026 to be a little more normal and not be worse.
I just ... I really need 2026 to be a little more normal and not be worse.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I can't believe Cheryl Hines defends this guy that Olivia Nuzzi had an affair with him.
I just ... I really need 2026 to be a little more normal and not be worse.
I just ... I really need 2026 to be a little more normal and not be worse.
I got a workout one time when I was trying to catch a connection in Atlanta to get to Phoenix and I had to go from Terminal E to Terminal B, then run from the monorail to the ass end of Terminal B to get to Gate 36. I began to breathe normally somewhere over Louisiana. Hahaha.
December 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I got a workout one time when I was trying to catch a connection in Atlanta to get to Phoenix and I had to go from Terminal E to Terminal B, then run from the monorail to the ass end of Terminal B to get to Gate 36. I began to breathe normally somewhere over Louisiana. Hahaha.
Law? What law?
Q: If you withhold SNAP funding, would that be a violation of the San Francisco's judge's order?
BROOKE ROLLINS: We're working all that through
BROOKE ROLLINS: We're working all that through
December 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Law? What law?
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NEW: Dr. Oz is quite literally telling his federal employees to eat less.
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
Dr. Oz Tells His Federal Employees to Eat Less
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services staffers.
www.wired.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Are they working out in their fancy traveling clothes, Sean?
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Are they working out in their fancy traveling clothes, Sean?
We have this on vinyl!
Let's continue the day with, what I consider to be a TOP 5 Queen album. "Hot Space"!
music.apple.com/us/album/hot...
music.apple.com/us/album/hot...
Hot Space by Queen on Apple Music
Album · 1982 · 11 Songs
music.apple.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
We have this on vinyl!
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can’t elect Barry Bonds though, he’s too much of a dick
December 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
can’t elect Barry Bonds though, he’s too much of a dick
Ugh, the Carlton season of RHOBH is on. She was awful.
December 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Ugh, the Carlton season of RHOBH is on. She was awful.
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we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
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Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
December 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
I almost did Burger Kings of Leon 🤣
Burger King Crimson
Paul McCartney and Wingstop
December 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I almost did Burger Kings of Leon 🤣
Taco Belle and Sebastian
Paul McCartney and Wingstop
Cinnabon Jovi
December 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Taco Belle and Sebastian
Again…
I won't call people out today. I won't call people out today. I won't call people out today. I won't call people out today. I won't call people out today. I won't call people out today. I won't call people out today. I won't call people out today. I won't call people out today. I won't call people o
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Again…
Oh for the love of God.
Oh good, Glenn Beck has created an AI George Washington. You will be shocked to learn that the AI George Washington created by Glenn Beck sounds exactly like what would happen if Glenn Beck built an AI George Washington to sound exactly like Glenn Beck.
December 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Oh for the love of God.
Omg lol
Also, attending a Staples liquidation sale would be my dream.
Also, attending a Staples liquidation sale would be my dream.
One time the local Staples (office supply store) went out of business and had a liquidation sale and my sister’s boyfriend and a couple of his friends went and bought about a thousand boxes of post it notes for 10 bucks total and six months later they did this to my dads office
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Omg lol
Also, attending a Staples liquidation sale would be my dream.
Also, attending a Staples liquidation sale would be my dream.
I won't call people out today. I won't call people out today. I won't call people out today. I won't call people out today. I won't call people out today. I won't call people out today. I won't call people out today. I won't call people out today. I won't call people out today. I won't call people o
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I won't call people out today. I won't call people out today. I won't call people out today. I won't call people out today. I won't call people out today. I won't call people out today. I won't call people out today. I won't call people out today. I won't call people out today. I won't call people o
Jesus, did Bellinger/Fried happen at the Winter Meetings? I swear everything past early November 2024 is a blur and awful so I can't remember the correct timelines at all.
The Winter Meetings begin in earnest today. The Yankees got Fried/Bellinger at last year's WM, the year before it was the Soto trade, back in the day it was the Cole/Sabathia signings, etc. Not sure what they'll do this week, but the smart money is on them leaving the WM with a new player(s).
December 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Jesus, did Bellinger/Fried happen at the Winter Meetings? I swear everything past early November 2024 is a blur and awful so I can't remember the correct timelines at all.
I was a junior in HS and this Top 5 reminds me of the getting ready for college nonsense. I knew I wasn't going anywhere. My grades were terrible and I had guidance counselors telling me to apply to places. Yeah, ok. Even then, I was like, "Nah. I don't want to be rejected by everyone. No thanks."
Here were the top songs on the Billboard Hot 100 this day in 1990:
1. "Because I Love You" - Stevie B
2. "I'm Your Baby Tonight" - Whitney Houston
3. "From A Distance" - Bette Midler
4. "Something To Believe In" - Poison
5. "Love Takes Time" - Mariah Carey
musicchartsarchive.com/singles-chart/…
1. "Because I Love You" - Stevie B
2. "I'm Your Baby Tonight" - Whitney Houston
3. "From A Distance" - Bette Midler
4. "Something To Believe In" - Poison
5. "Love Takes Time" - Mariah Carey
musicchartsarchive.com/singles-chart/…
December 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I was a junior in HS and this Top 5 reminds me of the getting ready for college nonsense. I knew I wasn't going anywhere. My grades were terrible and I had guidance counselors telling me to apply to places. Yeah, ok. Even then, I was like, "Nah. I don't want to be rejected by everyone. No thanks."