Lord Byron Bunch
@lordbyronbunch.bsky.social
Perpendicular, hanging on a cable car | The fish was a poem | Are we getting into botany, Doctor? Are we flowers?
Pinned
"p.s. no room left on the matchbook cover to properly punctuate the end of this sentence so just fucking deal with the lack of a period -- okay grammar nazi?"
#NorthByNorthwest #TCMParty
#NorthByNorthwest #TCMParty
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"p.s. no room left on the matchbook cover to properly punctuate the end of this sentence so just fucking deal with the lack of a period -- okay grammar nazi?"
#NorthByNorthwest #TCMParty
#NorthByNorthwest #TCMParty
Vivid dreamer here.
Nearly all my dreams involve me struggling to get from one place to another via train, car, plane, bus, etc., in settings ranging from the prairie where I grew up to Chicago and other cities I've called home. Hotel lobbies are often involved. #NBNW speaks to me.
#TCMParty
Nearly all my dreams involve me struggling to get from one place to another via train, car, plane, bus, etc., in settings ranging from the prairie where I grew up to Chicago and other cities I've called home. Hotel lobbies are often involved. #NBNW speaks to me.
#TCMParty
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Goon a movie:
High Goon
High Goon
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Goon a movie:
High Goon
High Goon
Goon a movie:
Tell Me That You Love Me, Goonie Goon.
Tell Me That You Love Me, Goonie Goon.
Goon a movie:
GOONING MY WAY
GOONING MY WAY
Goon a movie:
GOON WITH THE WIND
GOON WITH THE WIND
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Goon a movie:
Tell Me That You Love Me, Goonie Goon.
Tell Me That You Love Me, Goonie Goon.
I still stand by this.
It's cured pimples, arthritis, and infected scrotal hairs for me. All you have to do is rub the ailing part of your body against the TV screen at the appropriate time, rotating it in the general neighborhood of his nipple.
#TCMParty
It's cured pimples, arthritis, and infected scrotal hairs for me. All you have to do is rub the ailing part of your body against the TV screen at the appropriate time, rotating it in the general neighborhood of his nipple.
#TCMParty
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I still stand by this.
It's cured pimples, arthritis, and infected scrotal hairs for me. All you have to do is rub the ailing part of your body against the TV screen at the appropriate time, rotating it in the general neighborhood of his nipple.
#TCMParty
It's cured pimples, arthritis, and infected scrotal hairs for me. All you have to do is rub the ailing part of your body against the TV screen at the appropriate time, rotating it in the general neighborhood of his nipple.
#TCMParty
Posting this screenshot for those of you fretting over what to wear to your child’s upcoming high school graduation.
It’s November.You’ve got seven or eight months to get your shit together.
Do it. No excuses accepted.
#ImitationOfLife #TCMParty
It’s November.You’ve got seven or eight months to get your shit together.
Do it. No excuses accepted.
#ImitationOfLife #TCMParty
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Posting this screenshot for those of you fretting over what to wear to your child’s upcoming high school graduation.
It’s November.You’ve got seven or eight months to get your shit together.
Do it. No excuses accepted.
#ImitationOfLife #TCMParty
It’s November.You’ve got seven or eight months to get your shit together.
Do it. No excuses accepted.
#ImitationOfLife #TCMParty
Like any normal human being, I would pay an obscene amount of money to see a play in which Lana Turner utters the line "Oh, Mr. Obermeyer, why aren't you in Duluth?" and then trips over a vacuum cleaner.
#TCMParty #ImitationOfLIfe
#TCMParty #ImitationOfLIfe
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Like any normal human being, I would pay an obscene amount of money to see a play in which Lana Turner utters the line "Oh, Mr. Obermeyer, why aren't you in Duluth?" and then trips over a vacuum cleaner.
#TCMParty #ImitationOfLIfe
#TCMParty #ImitationOfLIfe
"Of course she did it. It was the only way to get Blanche Yurka out of the house."
—Tallulah Bankhead, when asked for her thoughts on whether Libby Holman shot and killed her tobacco-heir husband in the home where perennial houseguest Yurka had outlived her welcome.
#ATaleOfTwoCities #TCMParty
—Tallulah Bankhead, when asked for her thoughts on whether Libby Holman shot and killed her tobacco-heir husband in the home where perennial houseguest Yurka had outlived her welcome.
#ATaleOfTwoCities #TCMParty
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
"Of course she did it. It was the only way to get Blanche Yurka out of the house."
—Tallulah Bankhead, when asked for her thoughts on whether Libby Holman shot and killed her tobacco-heir husband in the home where perennial houseguest Yurka had outlived her welcome.
#ATaleOfTwoCities #TCMParty
—Tallulah Bankhead, when asked for her thoughts on whether Libby Holman shot and killed her tobacco-heir husband in the home where perennial houseguest Yurka had outlived her welcome.
#ATaleOfTwoCities #TCMParty
Thinking back to the time when I re-arranged the letters on the bulletin board in my Language Arts classroom to read: Ale of Cow Titties, and I'm feeling pretty good about my tweenaged self.
#TaleOfTwoCities #TCMParty
#TaleOfTwoCities #TCMParty
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Thinking back to the time when I re-arranged the letters on the bulletin board in my Language Arts classroom to read: Ale of Cow Titties, and I'm feeling pretty good about my tweenaged self.
#TaleOfTwoCities #TCMParty
#TaleOfTwoCities #TCMParty
Regardless of tonight's results, Americans will still wake up tomorrow in a country in which:
1) A mayor of NYC has never ascended to win the White House, and
2) Despising the mayor of your own city, whether you're left, center, or right, has become the national past time.
This will be fun.
1) A mayor of NYC has never ascended to win the White House, and
2) Despising the mayor of your own city, whether you're left, center, or right, has become the national past time.
This will be fun.
November 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Regardless of tonight's results, Americans will still wake up tomorrow in a country in which:
1) A mayor of NYC has never ascended to win the White House, and
2) Despising the mayor of your own city, whether you're left, center, or right, has become the national past time.
This will be fun.
1) A mayor of NYC has never ascended to win the White House, and
2) Despising the mayor of your own city, whether you're left, center, or right, has become the national past time.
This will be fun.
We've lost two Flos in less than two months.
If there's a Flo in your life, hold her tight.
If there's a Flo in your life, hold her tight.
November 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
We've lost two Flos in less than two months.
If there's a Flo in your life, hold her tight.
If there's a Flo in your life, hold her tight.
If you're itching for a heated argument over which is sexier—hairy or not hairy?—I suggest that you invite your local elder gays over for a viewing of a film starring Redford and Newman.
I'm Switzerland... trashy, slutty, I-can-handle-both-of-them Switzerland.
#TheSting #TCMParty
I'm Switzerland... trashy, slutty, I-can-handle-both-of-them Switzerland.
#TheSting #TCMParty
November 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
October 31, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If I hear "Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing!" one more time, I will have no choice but to heave my body from my tiny balcony and hope for the best. (I live on the third floor; how bad could it be? A coupla broken legs, maybe?)
#TCMParty
#TCMParty
October 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If I hear "Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing!" one more time, I will have no choice but to heave my body from my tiny balcony and hope for the best. (I live on the third floor; how bad could it be? A coupla broken legs, maybe?)
#TCMParty
#TCMParty
I take back every derogatory thing I ever said about those women who marry guys serving long prison sentences.
Does anyone happen to know if the French penal system generally provides camper-trailers or even private rooms for conjugal visits? It's France, so I'm thinking the odds are in my favor.
Does anyone happen to know if the French penal system generally provides camper-trailers or even private rooms for conjugal visits? It's France, so I'm thinking the odds are in my favor.
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I take back every derogatory thing I ever said about those women who marry guys serving long prison sentences.
Does anyone happen to know if the French penal system generally provides camper-trailers or even private rooms for conjugal visits? It's France, so I'm thinking the odds are in my favor.
Does anyone happen to know if the French penal system generally provides camper-trailers or even private rooms for conjugal visits? It's France, so I'm thinking the odds are in my favor.
The opening sentence of her Wiki entry will never not make me laugh (in a gentle way—I like Lee Grant, as should everyone).
"It was a difficult and protracted labor, lasting, according to some reports, as long as three years..."
#TCMParty #Shampoo #Happy100thBirthdayMaybeLeeGrant
"It was a difficult and protracted labor, lasting, according to some reports, as long as three years..."
#TCMParty #Shampoo #Happy100thBirthdayMaybeLeeGrant
October 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The opening sentence of her Wiki entry will never not make me laugh (in a gentle way—I like Lee Grant, as should everyone).
"It was a difficult and protracted labor, lasting, according to some reports, as long as three years..."
#TCMParty #Shampoo #Happy100thBirthdayMaybeLeeGrant
"It was a difficult and protracted labor, lasting, according to some reports, as long as three years..."
#TCMParty #Shampoo #Happy100thBirthdayMaybeLeeGrant
People often ask, "Do you think that Genevieve and Father O'Malley engaged in coitus before he entered the priesthood?"
And I'm like, "Are you fucking kidding me? Her nickname in high school was Communion Plate because she got passed around so much!"
#TCMParty #GoingMyWay
And I'm like, "Are you fucking kidding me? Her nickname in high school was Communion Plate because she got passed around so much!"
#TCMParty #GoingMyWay
October 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
People often ask, "Do you think that Genevieve and Father O'Malley engaged in coitus before he entered the priesthood?"
And I'm like, "Are you fucking kidding me? Her nickname in high school was Communion Plate because she got passed around so much!"
#TCMParty #GoingMyWay
And I'm like, "Are you fucking kidding me? Her nickname in high school was Communion Plate because she got passed around so much!"
#TCMParty #GoingMyWay
Sheriff: I found her dead.
Coroner: I declared her dead.
Mortician: I embalmed her.
Townsfolk: We all saw her corpse lying in an open casket.
Everybody else: No, really, she's dead!
Vera Miles: I'm marching up to that house and give that bitch a piece of my mind!
#Psycho #TCMParty
Coroner: I declared her dead.
Mortician: I embalmed her.
Townsfolk: We all saw her corpse lying in an open casket.
Everybody else: No, really, she's dead!
Vera Miles: I'm marching up to that house and give that bitch a piece of my mind!
#Psycho #TCMParty
October 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The Welfare Reform Act of 1996 is a THING THAT REALLY HAPPENED! And, to this day, it imposes onerous work requirements on folks who are just trying to survive.
My early years as a public interest lawyer were dedicated to helping folks denied benefits win them back.
The memory-holing is killing me.
My early years as a public interest lawyer were dedicated to helping folks denied benefits win them back.
The memory-holing is killing me.
70% of working age SNAP recipients work full time. The companies should pay them a living wage! SNAP is corporate welfare.
May I present a former clerk to Justice Gorsuch.
October 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The Welfare Reform Act of 1996 is a THING THAT REALLY HAPPENED! And, to this day, it imposes onerous work requirements on folks who are just trying to survive.
My early years as a public interest lawyer were dedicated to helping folks denied benefits win them back.
The memory-holing is killing me.
My early years as a public interest lawyer were dedicated to helping folks denied benefits win them back.
The memory-holing is killing me.
"They say I'm a fine organist. That should be enough, shouldn't it?"
Not it isn't, honey. You'd think it would be, but it never is.
That's why I'm 60 and never been married.
Bastards.
#TCMParty #CarnivalofSouls
Not it isn't, honey. You'd think it would be, but it never is.
That's why I'm 60 and never been married.
Bastards.
#TCMParty #CarnivalofSouls
October 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"They say I'm a fine organist. That should be enough, shouldn't it?"
Not it isn't, honey. You'd think it would be, but it never is.
That's why I'm 60 and never been married.
Bastards.
#TCMParty #CarnivalofSouls
Not it isn't, honey. You'd think it would be, but it never is.
That's why I'm 60 and never been married.
Bastards.
#TCMParty #CarnivalofSouls
The lovely June Lockhart exited this earth 159 years after her Meet Me in St. Louis co-star Harry Davenport entered it. An impressive spread!
And to think: Tootie's still with us, serving her life-without-parole sentence in a max-security prison in the Missouri Ozarks.
#TCMParty #JuneLockhart
And to think: Tootie's still with us, serving her life-without-parole sentence in a max-security prison in the Missouri Ozarks.
#TCMParty #JuneLockhart
October 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The lovely June Lockhart exited this earth 159 years after her Meet Me in St. Louis co-star Harry Davenport entered it. An impressive spread!
And to think: Tootie's still with us, serving her life-without-parole sentence in a max-security prison in the Missouri Ozarks.
#TCMParty #JuneLockhart
And to think: Tootie's still with us, serving her life-without-parole sentence in a max-security prison in the Missouri Ozarks.
#TCMParty #JuneLockhart
Props to Ben for acknowledging that Joan Fontaine is very good in #Suspiciion, despite the film's flaws.
I have a weakness for peak-career Joan Fontaine. I also think she's very good in the extremely weird and all-around troubling The Constant Nymph.
There was a niche. She filled it.
#TCMParty
I have a weakness for peak-career Joan Fontaine. I also think she's very good in the extremely weird and all-around troubling The Constant Nymph.
There was a niche. She filled it.
#TCMParty
October 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Props to Ben for acknowledging that Joan Fontaine is very good in #Suspiciion, despite the film's flaws.
I have a weakness for peak-career Joan Fontaine. I also think she's very good in the extremely weird and all-around troubling The Constant Nymph.
There was a niche. She filled it.
#TCMParty
I have a weakness for peak-career Joan Fontaine. I also think she's very good in the extremely weird and all-around troubling The Constant Nymph.
There was a niche. She filled it.
#TCMParty
Hello, my name is Lois Chiles and I am astonishingly beautiful but my beauty is of the kind that limits me to supporting roles in period films and have you met my friend Elizabeth McGovern?
#TCMParty #DeathOnTheNile
#TCMParty #DeathOnTheNile
October 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Hello, my name is Lois Chiles and I am astonishingly beautiful but my beauty is of the kind that limits me to supporting roles in period films and have you met my friend Elizabeth McGovern?
#TCMParty #DeathOnTheNile
#TCMParty #DeathOnTheNile