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Michelle
@michelleroy78.bsky.social
🏳️‍⚧️ I'm a woman with flair. She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️
Snarky Asshole Extraordinaire.
Lifelong liberal Democrat, Despises MAGA and Trump
Master chef and Exceptional Casserole Maker. (not really)
Love to read and make people smile. (really)
#transgender #bluewave
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Hi Bluesky peeps! This is my first post and I'm hoping to find this platform less toxic than Twitter. I hope all of you are having a wonderful day and I look forward to making new friends and seeing some of my old Twitter followers on here too. 🥰🏳️‍⚧️
*on first date*
"Did you know that wool sweaters are the closest you can legally come to being inside a sheep?"
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I just spewed my tea. 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I know it's a little early, but I love this old ad. 🥰
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Judge dismisses cases against James Comey and Letitia James after finding prosecutor was unlawfully appointed. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Judge dismisses cases against James Comey and Letitia James after finding prosecutor was unlawfully appointed
Lindsey Halligan's appointment came after President Donald Trump urged Attorney General Pam Bondi to prosecute the former FBI director and New York attorney general.
www.nbcnews.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This is a really wonderful rendition of Styx's "Fooling Yourself" by Tommy Shaw & the Contemporary Youth Orchestra.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpYH...
Fooling Yourself (The Angry Young Man) (Live)
YouTube video by StyxVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If you find a couple of M&M's on the floor and you don’t share with me, we can’t be friends. Don’t touch me. Monster.
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
A simple cartoon showing how Democrats became so far left.
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
He seems like a perfect fit for the GOP.
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Went shopping for sexy lingerie. Came home with the same granny panties and formless underwire bra, but in black. Rawr!
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Yeah, pretty much.
November 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
RFK Jr sent erotic poetry to journalist Olivia Nuzzi during affair... 🤢🤮
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I thought DOGE was going to *SAVE* $2 trillion...
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
If you're alone this Thanksgiving, for $50 I'll call you and ask you why you aren't married yet & when are you getting a raise.
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Trying to get into my Spanx the day after Thanksgiving. 😂🥲
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
That sucks! 😂
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I saw a woman leave Sephora without buying anything.
We were all very concerned.
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Just once I’d like to walk down the aisle, take my vows, say I do without being told, “Ma’am, you’re not the bride.”
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
White House getting brutally fact checked... 😏
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Proving what we already knew - loud MAGA accounts are either hostile foreign agents or tremendously fucking stupid, with little room in between.
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I remember when India had a massive blackout and MAGA Twitter went completely dark until power was restored.
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I’m reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild.
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Apparently even if you build your own Viking warship, raiding and taking over a village is still, like, SUPER illegal.
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Amazing how so many fell, and continue to fall, for this propaganda. More amazing is the "do your own research" crowd continuing to double down on stupid.
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Someone said, "30 years ago", and my mind went to the 1970s, but they meant 1994, and now I need to lie down.
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM