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Michelle
@michelleroy78.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ I'm a woman with flair. She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ Snarky Asshole Extraordinaire. Lifelong liberal Democrat, Despises MAGA and Trump Master chef and Exceptional Casserole Maker. (not really) Love to read and make people smile. (really) #transgender #bluewave
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · Nov 13
Hi Bluesky peeps! This is my first post and I'm hoping to find this platform less toxic than Twitter. I hope all of you are having a wonderful day and I look forward to making new friends and seeing some of my old Twitter followers on here too. 🥰🏳️‍⚧️
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 8h
Artist: Ted Rall
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 8h
Artist: Nick Anderson
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 9h
🤣🤣The Lincoln Project strikes again! 🤣🤣
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 11h
There was a spider in the shower this morning, and now my neighbors know I scream like a cat on a roller coaster.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 11h
Therapist: "And what do we do when we’re feeling angry?"
Me: *revs up chainsaw*
Therapist: "No!"
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 11h
He's trying everything he can to get people to turn violent...
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 11h
From @DCCartoonist
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 11h
If you think Marjorie Taylor Greene is finally coming around and being a "voice of reason", think again. She's milking this for publicity. She's still the ignorant and repugnant racist she always has been. She'll revert to her true self once the budget is hammered out.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 11h
Sooner or later...
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 11h
"You probably need to pee soon, huh?" --- The monster under my bed
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 11h
Save yourself the headache and don't argue with people that should have been swallowed.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 11h
If he did, he lost.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 11h
What more evidence do you need?
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 11h
BREAKING: Doctors release photo from Trump's latest colonoscopy, find tiny politician.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 11h
"Ice officers have to street battle against ANTIFA, hand-to-hand combat every night to come and go from their building."
- - - Stephen Miller
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 13h
Some women wear fake wedding rings in public, so they don’t get hit on, but I swear by my floor-length Victorian widow’s veil.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 13h
There needs to be an "I'm sorry" horn for when you're driving and you know you screwed up. 80% of road rage would disappear.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 13h
I was walking around the house naked and one of my smoke detectors went off. so now it’s my favorite smoke detector.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 13h
I just can’t watch football. There’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 13h
Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
Senator Ruben Gallego calls Speaker Mike Johnson a "Pedophile Protector" to his face.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
She refused to answer their questions about the Epstein files and Tom Homan's bribe because she knows that if she lies, she'll be charged with contempt. If she does answer truthfully, she loses her job if not worse. ☠️
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
If you honk your horn .2 seconds after the stoplight turns green, I can promise I’m prepared to spend the rest of my life adjusting my seat and my mirrors before driving off.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
Why does Mike Johnson remind me of every reincarnation of Renfield, the groveling and disgusting character of the vampire movies?
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d
It’s so scary when you realize your phone has been up to stuff while in your purse.
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