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Michelle

@michelleroy78.bsky.social

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🏳️‍⚧️ I'm a woman with flair. She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ Snarky Asshole Extraordinaire. Lifelong liberal Democrat, Despises MAGA and Trump Master chef and Exceptional Casserole Maker. (not really) Love to read and make people smile. (really) #transgender #bluewave

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · Nov 13

Hi Bluesky peeps! This is my first post and I'm hoping to find this platform less toxic than Twitter. I hope all of you are having a wonderful day and I look forward to making new friends and seeing some of my old Twitter followers on here too. 🥰🏳️‍⚧️

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 2h

Why does Mike Johnson remind me of every reincarnation of Renfield, the groveling and disgusting character of the vampire movies?

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 2h

It’s so scary when you realize your phone has been up to stuff while in your purse.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 2h

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate?? Asking for my cat.

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 2h

Somebody actually typed this shit up, printed it, cut it out, and glued to a file folder so Attorney General of the United States, Pam Bondi didn't have to memorize "I know you are, but what am I?"

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 2h

He's doing this right out in the open. Imagine what happens being closed doors.
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Trump approves mining road, delivers $70 million windfall to MAGA billionaire

On April 6, 2024, a procession of Range Rovers, Aston Martins, and Bentleys rolled up to the Palm Beach mansion of billionaire John Paulson. The occasion was a glitzy fundraiser for Donald Trump’s pre...

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 2h

"But they feared for their lives" - MAGA, probably

Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 22h

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 2h

No “influencers.” We just watched a monster who binged on cookies and a pig who dated a singing frog. It was a simpler time.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 2h

Tonight, on FOX News - an interview with a real Mexican.

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 2h

"Steppin' Miller"

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 3h

From @bagleycartoons.bsky.social

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 3h

Has anyone genuinely seen an actual plan put forward by Republicans that is anything other than repealing the ACA?

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 3h

That pretty much sums it up...

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 5h

Do you get the sense that Tramp ain’t actually running things or knows what’s actually going on? 😏

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 5h

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Inside Stephen Miller’s Secret Plan to Normalize Trump’s Dictator Rule

He wants to supercharge searing civil tensions to get low-information voters to embrace their inner authoritarian. Exactly two Democrats appear to fully grasp this.

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 5h

The Lincoln Project - "DRAIN THE SWAMP"

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 5h

I’ll believe it when it happens. It is encouraging to see more people saying this is what is occurring behind closed doors.

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 6h

Before leaving my house I like to ask myself important questions like, “Is this worth putting on a bra for?”

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 7h

Doctor: "I’ll need you to remove your underpants."
Me: *taking panties off my head* "Fine!"

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 7h

I don't like the person I become when the grocery store cashier bags my groceries out of the order that I put them on the belt.

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 7h

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 7h

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please take some of the stuffing out of the tummy area.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 21h

OOOF!!! 🤣

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 23h

***left leg, right leg, wiggle wiggle jump jump wiggle wiggle jump jump ***
Me putting on my jeans.

Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 1d

Republicans have the White House.

Republicans have the Senate.

Republicans have the house.

Republicans have SCOTUS.

Republicans are blocking the Epstein files.

But sure, it's the Democrats fault...

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Schumer: "Now Johnson says he's the healthcare guy. He couldn't look straight in the camera. He said, 'Let me look straight in the camera,' and then he looked around and said, 'I'm the healthcare guy' ... the American people are on our side."

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