Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy
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Need to have a lie-down.
Trifocals and hearing aids. wtf.
A while ago I bought the OTC hearing aids and I didn’t wear them for a decently-long time. I regret to inform you that I put them in tonight and it was a gah dang game changer. I am furious.
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Trifocals and hearing aids. wtf.
A while ago I bought the OTC hearing aids and I didn’t wear them for a decently-long time. I regret to inform you that I put them in tonight and it was a gah dang game changer. I am furious.
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
A while ago I bought the OTC hearing aids and I didn’t wear them for a decently-long time. I regret to inform you that I put them in tonight and it was a gah dang game changer. I am furious.
Night ruined by Bobby Big Wheel
Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Night ruined by Bobby Big Wheel
s o o n
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
s o o n
Lane Kiffin will be at the ESPN Sideline Booth at halftime with three hats in front of him
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Lane Kiffin will be at the ESPN Sideline Booth at halftime with three hats in front of him
[normal speaking voice] boomer sooner
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
[normal speaking voice] boomer sooner
Someone check offshore accounts and see if Mateer has Ohtani’d this game
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Someone check offshore accounts and see if Mateer has Ohtani’d this game
Have you ever cleaned your carpet? Like, rented a carpet cleaner? DON’T DO IT. LIVE BLISSFULLY IGNORANT IN YOUR FILTH
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Have you ever cleaned your carpet? Like, rented a carpet cleaner? DON’T DO IT. LIVE BLISSFULLY IGNORANT IN YOUR FILTH
the Confederacy, Nazis, Russia: these dipshits just love all of America's traditional enemies
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
the Confederacy, Nazis, Russia: these dipshits just love all of America's traditional enemies
Florida State vs Florida will be settled with a team “Breathe through your nose” challenge
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Florida State vs Florida will be settled with a team “Breathe through your nose” challenge
Congratulations to Bonesaw City on their win
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Congratulations to Bonesaw City on their win
Fucking ball went straight through 76 people like a bullet in a Bugs Bunny cartoon
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Fucking ball went straight through 76 people like a bullet in a Bugs Bunny cartoon
YOU DOZY TWATS
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
YOU DOZY TWATS
WELL WELL WELL
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
WELL WELL WELL
Someday you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a Champagne Bossa Nova
In the sky
Caught beneath the landslide
In a Champagne Bossa Nova
In the sky
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Someday you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a Champagne Bossa Nova
In the sky
Caught beneath the landslide
In a Champagne Bossa Nova
In the sky
If at any moment those Leeds “defenders” would like to step to the Man City bloke with the ball and at least try to stop them from firing missiles from 10 yards out that would be great
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
If at any moment those Leeds “defenders” would like to step to the Man City bloke with the ball and at least try to stop them from firing missiles from 10 yards out that would be great
If Leeds get relegated this season I’m driving to Palo Alto or wherever and demanding a meeting with the 49ers
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If Leeds get relegated this season I’m driving to Palo Alto or wherever and demanding a meeting with the 49ers
Ol Pete needs to read up on the Peleus Trial
A chapter in Hegseth’s book is literally titled “More Lethality, Less Lawyers.”
It’s almost as if there were signs!
It’s almost as if there were signs!
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Ol Pete needs to read up on the Peleus Trial
It’s not that I want A&M to win. It’s that I like Elko and hate Sark
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
It’s not that I want A&M to win. It’s that I like Elko and hate Sark
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Hegseth is uniquely unqualified to do pretty much anything but be on Fox News, but getting kicked in the dick for multiple news cycles is objectively more hilarious than just withdrawing his nomination
January 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hegseth is uniquely unqualified to do pretty much anything but be on Fox News, but getting kicked in the dick for multiple news cycles is objectively more hilarious than just withdrawing his nomination
They should have played this UT/A&M game at a neutral site in between. Giddings or Rockdale would have been 🔥🔥🔥
November 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
They should have played this UT/A&M game at a neutral site in between. Giddings or Rockdale would have been 🔥🔥🔥
Got my scholarship revoked for crawling in the Injury Tent to take a lil nap
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Got my scholarship revoked for crawling in the Injury Tent to take a lil nap
My watch: "You can still do it!"
Me: "I have a torn muscle in my side. No, I cannot."
Me: "I have a torn muscle in my side. No, I cannot."
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My watch: "You can still do it!"
Me: "I have a torn muscle in my side. No, I cannot."
Me: "I have a torn muscle in my side. No, I cannot."
What idiot called it “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” and not “Country Crock of Shit”
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
What idiot called it “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” and not “Country Crock of Shit”