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January 2, 2026 at 11:11 PM
how dare you ruin my fun
January 2, 2026 at 10:59 PM
how dare you ruin my fun
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don’t know if this is the best or worst monday ever
January 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
don’t know if this is the best or worst monday ever
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i would literally eat anything if you put hot honey on it, even crazy stuff like chicken wings, fried chicken, grilled chicken, or baked chicken.
January 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
i would literally eat anything if you put hot honey on it, even crazy stuff like chicken wings, fried chicken, grilled chicken, or baked chicken.
still writing 2020 for the year on my checks
January 2, 2026 at 10:35 PM
still writing 2020 for the year on my checks
why did i read this as "hamburger helper will never help you"
*werner herzog voice* hamburger will never help you
January 2, 2026 at 10:29 PM
why did i read this as "hamburger helper will never help you"
i started reading several books but only managed to make it to the end of one: Twice by Mitch Albom
guess that makes it my best of '25 by default
guess that makes it my best of '25 by default
January 2, 2026 at 10:08 PM
i started reading several books but only managed to make it to the end of one: Twice by Mitch Albom
guess that makes it my best of '25 by default
guess that makes it my best of '25 by default
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I saw a thing that said babies born this year will be entering high school in the year 2040 which does not even sound like a real year.
January 2, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I saw a thing that said babies born this year will be entering high school in the year 2040 which does not even sound like a real year.
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sleeping with a mind flayer was the only good choice I've made in the last 6 years
January 2, 2026 at 9:45 PM
sleeping with a mind flayer was the only good choice I've made in the last 6 years
i poured the small bits and crumbs from a bag of tortilla chips into a bowl of salsa and ate it with a spoon like spicy cereal please respond
January 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
i poured the small bits and crumbs from a bag of tortilla chips into a bowl of salsa and ate it with a spoon like spicy cereal please respond
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Installed a new router at home and the speeds have definitely gone up except while using the bluesky app. 🤷
January 2, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Installed a new router at home and the speeds have definitely gone up except while using the bluesky app. 🤷
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Nothing makes me more angry than when someone asks me to "kindly" do something.
January 2, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Nothing makes me more angry than when someone asks me to "kindly" do something.
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potatoes and cucumbers for dinner*
*chips and bread and butter sandwich slices
*chips and bread and butter sandwich slices
January 2, 2026 at 3:47 PM
potatoes and cucumbers for dinner*
*chips and bread and butter sandwich slices
*chips and bread and butter sandwich slices
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Here at CBS we’re no longer going to rely on experts and facts so let’s ask Grok which semi-literate white rando we should chat up first
January 2, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Here at CBS we’re no longer going to rely on experts and facts so let’s ask Grok which semi-literate white rando we should chat up first
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Be grim, the season to be jolly is over.
January 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Be grim, the season to be jolly is over.
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i’m hoping 2026 brings me some orgasms that aren’t self induced
January 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
i’m hoping 2026 brings me some orgasms that aren’t self induced
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Believing you can spot AI-generated text based on the prevalence of em dashes is the new phrenology.
January 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Believing you can spot AI-generated text based on the prevalence of em dashes is the new phrenology.
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I opened the freezer looking for junk food and a pot pie flew out at my face like “bitch, eat a vegetable or two”
January 2, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I opened the freezer looking for junk food and a pot pie flew out at my face like “bitch, eat a vegetable or two”
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babies are gross not sure why anyone keeps them around
January 2, 2026 at 7:42 PM
babies are gross not sure why anyone keeps them around
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a booby trap is also a thirst trap, imo (bc boobies are hot, obv)
January 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
a booby trap is also a thirst trap, imo (bc boobies are hot, obv)
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EXT. DAY. We open on SYDNEY SWEENEY'S BOOBS.
- so far that's all I've got
- so far that's all I've got
January 2, 2026 at 8:45 PM
EXT. DAY. We open on SYDNEY SWEENEY'S BOOBS.
- so far that's all I've got
- so far that's all I've got
"Website owner who once called someone 'pedo guy' creates tool that generates pedo content on his own site"
January 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
"Website owner who once called someone 'pedo guy' creates tool that generates pedo content on his own site"
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Tesla delivered 418k vehicles in Q4, down 16% from a year ago. That was the biggest YoY decline in company history.
January 2, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Tesla delivered 418k vehicles in Q4, down 16% from a year ago. That was the biggest YoY decline in company history.
Ho-Ho-Hoth... Happy Xmas!
(#StarWars art by Travis Chapman)
(#StarWars art by Travis Chapman)
December 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Ho-Ho-Hoth... Happy Xmas!
(#StarWars art by Travis Chapman)
(#StarWars art by Travis Chapman)