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Royel Otis - Car (Official Music Video)
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January 2, 2026 at 11:11 PM
how dare you ruin my fun
January 2, 2026 at 10:59 PM
how dare you ruin my fun
still writing 2020 for the year on my checks
January 2, 2026 at 10:35 PM
still writing 2020 for the year on my checks
why did i read this as "hamburger helper will never help you"
*werner herzog voice* hamburger will never help you
January 2, 2026 at 10:29 PM
why did i read this as "hamburger helper will never help you"
i started reading several books but only managed to make it to the end of one: Twice by Mitch Albom
guess that makes it my best of '25 by default
guess that makes it my best of '25 by default
January 2, 2026 at 10:08 PM
i started reading several books but only managed to make it to the end of one: Twice by Mitch Albom
guess that makes it my best of '25 by default
guess that makes it my best of '25 by default
i poured the small bits and crumbs from a bag of tortilla chips into a bowl of salsa and ate it with a spoon like spicy cereal please respond
January 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
i poured the small bits and crumbs from a bag of tortilla chips into a bowl of salsa and ate it with a spoon like spicy cereal please respond
"Website owner who once called someone 'pedo guy' creates tool that generates pedo content on his own site"
January 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
"Website owner who once called someone 'pedo guy' creates tool that generates pedo content on his own site"
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Tesla delivered 418k vehicles in Q4, down 16% from a year ago. That was the biggest YoY decline in company history.
January 2, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Tesla delivered 418k vehicles in Q4, down 16% from a year ago. That was the biggest YoY decline in company history.
Ho-Ho-Hoth... Happy Xmas!
(#StarWars art by Travis Chapman)
(#StarWars art by Travis Chapman)
December 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Ho-Ho-Hoth... Happy Xmas!
(#StarWars art by Travis Chapman)
(#StarWars art by Travis Chapman)
Reposted by cheez plz
setting up traps around my
house home alone style but
they all just feed you snacks
and make you comfortable
house home alone style but
they all just feed you snacks
and make you comfortable
December 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
setting up traps around my
house home alone style but
they all just feed you snacks
and make you comfortable
house home alone style but
they all just feed you snacks
and make you comfortable
Reposted by cheez plz
this is the part of christmas where i lie down on the couch and turn into a lump
December 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
this is the part of christmas where i lie down on the couch and turn into a lump
You made a typo? Relax. This is all a simulation and you're just one of the glitchy NPCs
August 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
You made a typo? Relax. This is all a simulation and you're just one of the glitchy NPCs
Her: You never loved me. You just wanted my reskeets!
Me: Babe, don't say that. I also love your stolen jokes and meme game.
Me: Babe, don't say that. I also love your stolen jokes and meme game.
August 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Her: You never loved me. You just wanted my reskeets!
Me: Babe, don't say that. I also love your stolen jokes and meme game.
Me: Babe, don't say that. I also love your stolen jokes and meme game.
She's a 10 but uses "devil's advocate" like a safe word
August 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
She's a 10 but uses "devil's advocate" like a safe word
If life gives you lemons, eat the sticker to assert dominance
August 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
If life gives you lemons, eat the sticker to assert dominance
Oh sweetie, you're not behind in life. You're just early to the global collapse.
August 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Oh sweetie, you're not behind in life. You're just early to the global collapse.
The five stages of burnout, but it's just me saying "I'm fine" with increasing volume
August 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The five stages of burnout, but it's just me saying "I'm fine" with increasing volume
Every time I drink water I imagine my organs cheering like characters in a Pixar movie
August 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Every time I drink water I imagine my organs cheering like characters in a Pixar movie
Haven’t been this into a new show since season one of Ted Lasso. The cast, a mix of fresh faces and familiar ones, brings tons of heart and the feels. Another solid win for Apple TV+. About 5 hours long, definitely binge-worthy.
Stick - ★★★★½
Stick - ★★★★½
August 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Haven’t been this into a new show since season one of Ted Lasso. The cast, a mix of fresh faces and familiar ones, brings tons of heart and the feels. Another solid win for Apple TV+. About 5 hours long, definitely binge-worthy.
Stick - ★★★★½
Stick - ★★★★½
If intrusive thoughts crank up your anxiety because she shook you all night long, you might have a touch of OCDC
August 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If intrusive thoughts crank up your anxiety because she shook you all night long, you might have a touch of OCDC