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Mrs PJ Haverstock

@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social

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She/her. Professional Milf & smut peddler. Horror, sci-fi, books, films, cats, gardening. General nerdery. Likes to post interesting/artsy pics. Ally. https://linktr.ee/MrsPJHaverstock

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Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · Aug 24

One of my favorite smut pics I’ve ever taken! It feels very vintage porn to me, and I love that.

PJ sitting topless on her porch, looking out towards her garden.

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Poly Poly Oxxxen Free! @polypolyoxenfree.me · 1h

Day 8: Uniforms!

A habit counts as a uniform, right??? 😏😈

(P.S. If you haven't read @thechainedoblivion.bsky.social's "Possession" yet, you really should. This photo was inspired by it.)

Poly is on her hands and knees facing towards camera with her red painted mouth open in ecstasy. She wears a slutty nun's habit made of pleather. I'm pretty sure that is not standard issue. But her tits look a lot better than Sister Mary Ignatius.

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Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 1h

Very hot!! 🥵🥵🥵 (Also, I really need to add a nun outfit to my repertoire… especially as a former Catholic girl!)

Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 1h

Sure do! And I suspect you’ll like the in-flight meal as well 😉

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Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 1h

Ha! I’m adding “Sorceress of coherent thought magic” to my list of accolades… consider yourself ensorcelled! ✨✨✨

Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 1h

Lol I have not seen this in t-shirt form like this!! (Modeled by a fine upstanding gent, I’m sure)

Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 2h

Lol 😂

Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 2h

So if you’re against anti fascism, doesn’t that make you… pro fascism?? 🤔

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Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 2h

That’s probably a good thing, bc they blow up the Death Star (bad sphere joke, I’ll see myself out)

Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 2h

It always gives me a little anxiety when someone NOT in the SW sphere follows me/follows me back. I just worry that they saw me post about toads or something, and have NO IDEA what they’re actually getting into… 😬😂😂

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🎂 Sydney Screams 🎉 BIRTHDAY MONTH @sydneyscreams4u.bsky.social · 2h

Sex workers, pornstars, content creators, whatever the fuck you want to call us...

we're humans. we're not sex machines, we're not on-demand therapists or counselors, we're not robots, we're not on-demand sexters & kinky chatters.

we're humans. stop treating us like we're not!