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George Wallace
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Droppin' mics then bringin' them to be fixed 'cause I'm nice and whatnot. Look for "Clean Slate" on Prime Video February 6th.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 12h
CHICAGO!!!!! Let's get in some good trouble this Sunday at City Winery. I love you and there's absolutely nothin' you can do about it.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 12h
CHICAGO!!!!! Let's get in some good trouble this Sunday at City Winery. I love you and there's absolutely nothin' you can do about it.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 15h
👏 PLOT👏TWIST!👏 IF 👏THESE👏UNSERIOUS 👏WOCKAFLOCKAS 👏SOUND 👏LIKE👏 SERIOUS👏WOCKAFLOCKAS👏TO 👏YOU👏THEN👏YOU👏 YOURSELF👏HAVE 👏BECOME👏AN👏UNSERIOUS 👏WOCKAFLOCKA!👏
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 20h
I saw this racist bullshit coming the second our classrooms switched from blackboards to whiteboards.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 20h
Shout out to the American Presidents who didn't... (checks notes)... hate Americans.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 20h
Vote yes on Fitty!
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 3d
If you are someone who believes love will win, if you are someone who WANTS to believe love will win, @lavernecox.bsky.social and I got something for you over on Prime. Presented by the late, great Norman Lear. Watching "Clean Slate" is certified self-care and whatnot.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 4d
Just a reminder about the reminder and whatnot. #Reminders #Islands #Epsteins #Whatnots
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 5d
My favorite Kippur is probably Yom.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 6d
If museums are makin' you sad, maybe blame your great, great grandpa instead of the museums.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 6d
Shout out to the top 5 Janes in the world, Seymour, Fonda, Pittman, Lynch and Goodall.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 6d
Vote hell yes on Prop Fitty and whatnot.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 6d
When your weiner dog hears you defending a "Civil War monument" erected 59 years after the war and whatnot.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 7d
"Woke bad! Me do pullups to stop woke!"
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 8d
And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals!

Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 7d
So in summary, no more facial hair and prepare for war against our own country and whatnot. If you wanted this, your ass shoulda listened better in social studies.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 10d
Thoughts and prayers for war-torn Portland and whatnot.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 11d
It's 2025 and a President is punishing every place that ain't being shitty enough to the marginalized. That's 90% of his damn workday. "How do we make things shittier for them? How can I use my power to make things worse for them?" Fucking wild and whatnot.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 13d
What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 13d
Shout out to Prop 50 and not becoming a dictatorship and whatnot.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 13d
Please support the kickstarter for my movie Kraven the Gatherer. Kraven gathers so much shit in this movie and his friends are all "Kraven, where are you gonna put all that stuff your apartment ain't that big" But Kraven ain't trying to hear it. He is a gatherin' fool and whatnot
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 13d
Bullet "evidence" startin' to get a little too specific and whatnot.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 15d
Please support my research on the link between listenin' to RFK's bullshit and havin' to take the fuck outta some Tylenol.
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