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· Nov 16
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✍️ Hey we're Alex & Sian and we've accidentally spent a decade drawing 20,000 footballers quite badly. If you want to see a certain player, just ask
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✍️ Hey we're Alex & Sian and we've accidentally spent a decade drawing 20,000 footballers quite badly. If you want to see a certain player, just ask
🛒 SHOP: noscoredraws.com - where you can get prints & mugs & stuff. 100+ teams to choose from!
Spurs have scored 48 goals this season and four of them have been overhead kicks, we are fundamentally unserious
January 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Spurs have scored 48 goals this season and four of them have been overhead kicks, we are fundamentally unserious
I am once again in the bath where Tottenham Hotspur cannot hurt me
January 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I am once again in the bath where Tottenham Hotspur cannot hurt me
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for years i thought i'm the most stupid-injury-prone person in the world. i'm not even minor league, obviously
1) slid down bannister, landed on head, knocked out, ambulance
2) caught wedding ring jumping over a fence, nearly lost finger
3) swung heavy bag over shoulder, lost balance, knocked self unconscious on wall
4) grazed nipple raw doing a diving header
5) split finger open arresting fall off roof
2) caught wedding ring jumping over a fence, nearly lost finger
3) swung heavy bag over shoulder, lost balance, knocked self unconscious on wall
4) grazed nipple raw doing a diving header
5) split finger open arresting fall off roof
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 12:52 PM
for years i thought i'm the most stupid-injury-prone person in the world. i'm not even minor league, obviously
1) slid down bannister, landed on head, knocked out, ambulance
2) caught wedding ring jumping over a fence, nearly lost finger
3) swung heavy bag over shoulder, lost balance, knocked self unconscious on wall
4) grazed nipple raw doing a diving header
5) split finger open arresting fall off roof
2) caught wedding ring jumping over a fence, nearly lost finger
3) swung heavy bag over shoulder, lost balance, knocked self unconscious on wall
4) grazed nipple raw doing a diving header
5) split finger open arresting fall off roof
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 5, 2026 at 11:02 PM
1) slid down bannister, landed on head, knocked out, ambulance
2) caught wedding ring jumping over a fence, nearly lost finger
3) swung heavy bag over shoulder, lost balance, knocked self unconscious on wall
4) grazed nipple raw doing a diving header
5) split finger open arresting fall off roof
2) caught wedding ring jumping over a fence, nearly lost finger
3) swung heavy bag over shoulder, lost balance, knocked self unconscious on wall
4) grazed nipple raw doing a diving header
5) split finger open arresting fall off roof
Looking at a football stadium in Kassel in Germany on Google Maps and can anyone tell me what these pitch markings are for please x
January 5, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Looking at a football stadium in Kassel in Germany on Google Maps and can anyone tell me what these pitch markings are for please x
Another success story/tragic waste of time and effort (but honestly the bit about seeking out World Cup highlights off the back of our jigsaw is GREAT and makes us HAPPY)
Finally! Watched my team play some terrible football and (rightly) lose, but I at least got this finished! Recommend buying. Infuriatingly difficult, but also the cause of lots of conversations with the kids and watching of world cup highlights.
January 5, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Another success story/tragic waste of time and effort (but honestly the bit about seeking out World Cup highlights off the back of our jigsaw is GREAT and makes us HAPPY)
God I'd love to be sacked after an outburst
January 5, 2026 at 10:29 AM
God I'd love to be sacked after an outburst
Going to be one of those weeks is it
January 5, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Going to be one of those weeks is it
Obviously committing war crimes left right and centre in full view of the watching world should result in, like, consequences and stuff, but it’s going to take real courage from real people to see him brought to justice/held to account.
Bringing Palhinha on cost us that game.
Bringing Palhinha on cost us that game.
January 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Obviously committing war crimes left right and centre in full view of the watching world should result in, like, consequences and stuff, but it’s going to take real courage from real people to see him brought to justice/held to account.
Bringing Palhinha on cost us that game.
Bringing Palhinha on cost us that game.
So who do I pay
Wondering how much of my own money I would pay for Tottenham Hotspur to win 1-0 today via a scrappy Ben Davies goal from a corner and I reckon it’s £200
January 4, 2026 at 3:39 PM
So who do I pay
CHA-CHING
Wondering how much of my own money I would pay for Tottenham Hotspur to win 1-0 today via a scrappy Ben Davies goal from a corner and I reckon it’s £200
January 4, 2026 at 3:31 PM
CHA-CHING
Wondering how much of my own money I would pay for Tottenham Hotspur to win 1-0 today via a scrappy Ben Davies goal from a corner and I reckon it’s £200
January 4, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Wondering how much of my own money I would pay for Tottenham Hotspur to win 1-0 today via a scrappy Ben Davies goal from a corner and I reckon it’s £200
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We generally shy away from overt displays of evil but we're really finding people's struggles with our jigsaw genuinely delicious
*cough* please buy one we have some left *end cough*
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*cough* please buy one we have some left *end cough*
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December 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
We generally shy away from overt displays of evil but we're really finding people's struggles with our jigsaw genuinely delicious
*cough* please buy one we have some left *end cough*
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*cough* please buy one we have some left *end cough*
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Instead of arguing with bad faith posters or people you don’t agree with why not just send them any one, or more, of these Gary Neville screenshots.
January 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Instead of arguing with bad faith posters or people you don’t agree with why not just send them any one, or more, of these Gary Neville screenshots.
America please you've got to get that tyrant in chains ASAP
January 3, 2026 at 9:58 AM
America please you've got to get that tyrant in chains ASAP
