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Should be doing my taxes today but I accidentally bought some catnip fish for the cats that aren’t mine and don’t live here and I think watching them be idiots might take up most of my week
January 12, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Should be doing my taxes today but I accidentally bought some catnip fish for the cats that aren’t mine and don’t live here and I think watching them be idiots might take up most of my week
There’s a park in Oxford we go through twice a day on the school run and every winter a little egret comes there for a couple of weeks and I finally got a (crap) pic of the camera-shy scamp to the delight of our bird-mad son. Hooray for birds.
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
There’s a park in Oxford we go through twice a day on the school run and every winter a little egret comes there for a couple of weeks and I finally got a (crap) pic of the camera-shy scamp to the delight of our bird-mad son. Hooray for birds.
Educate your goalkeepers
January 10, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Educate your goalkeepers
Imagine not living in my house and not being my cat and just coming in regardless and lying on my kitchen floor with this look on your face, the absolute gall
January 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Imagine not living in my house and not being my cat and just coming in regardless and lying on my kitchen floor with this look on your face, the absolute gall
Spurs have scored 48 goals this season and four of them have been overhead kicks, we are fundamentally unserious
January 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Spurs have scored 48 goals this season and four of them have been overhead kicks, we are fundamentally unserious
It’s possible that the cat that isn’t ours and that doesn’t live here may have gotten too comfortable
January 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
It’s possible that the cat that isn’t ours and that doesn’t live here may have gotten too comfortable
Looking at a football stadium in Kassel in Germany on Google Maps and can anyone tell me what these pitch markings are for please x
January 5, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Looking at a football stadium in Kassel in Germany on Google Maps and can anyone tell me what these pitch markings are for please x
Going to be one of those weeks is it
January 5, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Going to be one of those weeks is it
Cold out there is it mate?
January 4, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Cold out there is it mate?
Into the best part of the year for us now where people email us to say they ordered a mug for Xmas but we accidentally sent two mugs and how do they send the extra one back and I get to tell them no, you ordered a pair of mugs, look, they're two different mugs. And then they're happy and it's nice.
December 31, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Into the best part of the year for us now where people email us to say they ordered a mug for Xmas but we accidentally sent two mugs and how do they send the extra one back and I get to tell them no, you ordered a pair of mugs, look, they're two different mugs. And then they're happy and it's nice.