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👨🏻‍🎨 Wonky football doodles since 2014, by Alex & Sian 🛒 SHOP: noscoredraws.com 📕 BOOK: https://tinyurl.com/njnvr4hz ✊🏻 No Pasarán

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · Nov 16

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✍️ Hey we're Alex & Sian and we've accidentally spent a decade drawing 20,000 footballers quite badly. If you want to see a certain player, just ask

🛒 SHOP: noscoredraws.com - where you can get prints & mugs & stuff. 100+ teams to choose from!

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 8h

Gotta do something ain’t we

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 13h

Finally in possession of *all* the pens. Unfortunately we will be using them to draw footballers quite badly.

If there’s a team you’d like us to draw, do shout at us about it x

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 2d

Six years late to watching Chernobyl but at the end of episode two Sian just quietly said “humans should just be running in meadows and eating berries” and it’s hard to disagree

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 2d

Confusing

No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 2d

“Is there a problem?” asks the cat who is not mine who nevertheless I have found once again in my house

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 2d

Alright the evening sky, you’re utterly wondrous and fantastical, we get it, geez

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Greg Jenner @gregjenner.bsky.social · 2d

Realised that I’m now treating funny viral videos in the same way footballers celebrate goals —

1) initial joy,
2 sudden panic it might be AI/offside
3) lengthy investigation as joy saps away
4) conclusion, joy modulated through fatigue if proven legit/onside, but angry and gutted if AI/offside

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 2d

Because we drew them six years ago and, even by our standards, they're atrocious. And we have slightly better pens now.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 2d

It might be time to redo our Leeds drawings

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 2d

Morning

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 4d

GAK. PO.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 4d

I am in this car 🌳

Union Street FC @unionstreetfc.bsky.social · 4d

Trees in the road as we make our way to today’s charity tournament in 50mph winds. We’ve been promised a cake stall. Thoughts and prayers to whoever’s putting the gazebo up.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 5d

Can any London types tell me if it's plausible to get from Paddington to the Royal Albert Hall on foot (or by Lime bike?) in under half an hour in 50mph wind and sideways rain, ta x