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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · Oct 19

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. Your cousin. Margaret Berry. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!

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Irrationally Calm @direbeard.bsky.social · Nov 3

Werner! Werner, it’s Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Herzog. You know that new sound you’re looking for? Well listen to this!
*holds phone up to flies buzzing around a decomposing corpse*

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 11h

Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 2.30pm! That's so soon! Aaagh!

twitch.tv/brainmage

brainmage - Twitch

Guy Kelly. Comedian, voice actor, and general nerd. UK-based variety streamer. Cryptic crosswords during the day, and videogames at night. Like a LAN café in an old folks home. guykellyalloneword@gmai...

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 11h

Zut alors!

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 @expedition33.bsky.social · 11h

THANK YOU, from @SandfallGames!
We've been working on bringing you a few updates, some of the highlights being:

🌳 New playable environment
⚔️ New late-game boss battles
👕 New costumes

➡️ Read more: www.expedition33.com/post/thank-y...

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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 @expedition33.bsky.social · 11h

THANK YOU, from @SandfallGames!
We've been working on bringing you a few updates, some of the highlights being:

🌳 New playable environment
⚔️ New late-game boss battles
👕 New costumes

➡️ Read more: www.expedition33.com/post/thank-y...

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 16h

(Obviously some people can't afford to etc etc this clearly isn't about them)

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 16h

I am having Feelings about industrial action. People who walk past the picket line and say "I support what you're doing" and then head to work anyway. This is for *everyone's benefit*. Why *wouldn't* you take part?

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 19h

Ahahahaha yesss

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dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com · 1d

A White Scars space marine trying to use a printer, with the caption BROTHER! GET ME A TECH PRIEST!

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 1d

It's about time people Heard My Voice

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 1d

100%

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 1d

Call me an iconoclast, but I would simply repeatedly bang my hot and horny wife Actual Nichole Kidman.

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 1d

I bought a megaphone for the picket, used it once, and now it has completely died. I am as mad as hell.

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 1d

Yaaaaaay <3

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 1d

Yaaaay! Well done! Have you checked your stats page :3

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ArcadianAeon @basilbrushoff.bsky.social · 1d

I finally got The Good Ending.

It's a bit good. Give it a play if you haven't already.

Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 6d

I have updated i will strangle a horse!

It now has DEATH TRACKING! So you can see which ones you've missed in the Stats page! A Secret Thing that shows on your stats for when you get the Good ending! Nothing added to the infinite door knocking loop! But soon!

brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...

i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE

A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job

brainmage.itch.io

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 6d

I have updated i will strangle a horse!

It now has DEATH TRACKING! So you can see which ones you've missed in the Stats page! A Secret Thing that shows on your stats for when you get the Good ending! Nothing added to the infinite door knocking loop! But soon!

brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...

i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE

A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job

brainmage.itch.io

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 1d

you speak for yourself I have a big telly and a new transformer, m8

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 1d

...i am helping

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 1d

OH GOD DOES THIS MEAN I AM IN TROUBLE??????

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 1d

Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 2pm! I have been on strike! Picketing! And now I've had a pint! The crossword will be FINE!

www.twitch.tv/brainmage

brainmage - Twitch

Guy Kelly. Comedian, voice actor, and general nerd. UK-based variety streamer. Cryptic crosswords during the day, and videogames at night. Like a LAN café in an old folks home. guykellyalloneword@gmai...

www.twitch.tv

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 1d

Nice take, Derbyshire.

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 1d

Leaving the house at 6.30am to go to the gym and then stand on a picket line. If I was any more saint-like and worthy I'd be rescuing puppies from wells for charity

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Dr Kat Day (she/her) @chronicleflask.katday.com · 2d

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

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Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want.
To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough,
, just so
other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it.
Gross.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 2d

God damn!

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