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dr. hazel 🐝
@hazelmonforton.com
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senior writer and narrative designer 🎮📝 open to work! previously Blizzard 💛⚔️ Bungie 💙💫 and Arkane 🧡🐀 personal account 🍞🌹 20th century lit phd 🎓🗡 she/her 🌑✨ nyc 🍕🐁 to atx 🌻🦇
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dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com · 8d
Hello new followers! I'm Hazel.

🐔 Chicken keeper 🐕 Tripod dog owner 📃 Writer 🎮 Senior Narrative Designer 🍞 Baker ⛪️ Amateur medievalist 🌱 Gardener 🧶 Knitter 🎓 PhD in English lit

Previously: 💛⚔️ Blizzard 💙💫 Bungie 🧡🐀 Arkane

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Everyone loves hitting themselves in the head with a hammer from time to time.
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New to the wh40k life but I’m glad.
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Not bothering me at all!
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dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com · 13m
Thank you, everyone ❤️ I needed the boost.
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dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com · 4h
Say something nice about me?
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dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com · 3h
please… please dont call it “marazhole”…
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 7h
Calling English a 'rip-off degree' is one of the most blatant exhibitions of personal barbarism I've ever seen. You've demonstrated nothing but the poverty of your own mind.
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dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com · 21h
🪔 manifesting 🪔
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Naomi Alderman @naomialderman.bsky.social · 7h
feels like yet again time to mention that the *videogames* industry (that's a creative industry, which people do creative degrees in) brings in more than twice the amount to the British economy as the fishing and steel industries *combined*
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Naomi Alderman @naomialderman.bsky.social · 7h
I cannot understand what these people think the purpose of human life is?

It is *not* "pursue joy, deal justly, love well, try to understand as much and see as much of this beautiful world and of the deepness, richness and variety of human culture and experience as you can before you die"?
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Tim Worthington @outonbluesix.bsky.social · 7h
How is this repeatedly made into a policy issue - by *all* parties - when the blunt fact of the matter is that grown adults who are obliged to pay for their own education, and relentlessly pursued to repay their loans, should be able to study whatever the fuck they want.
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strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 14h
always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes
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dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com · 11h
It sucks a lot!
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dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com · 11h
It’s true, husb does my nails
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dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com · 12h
I’m so sorry ❤️
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dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com · 12h
The King of All Cosmos from the Katamari series, with a speech bubble.
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dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com · 16h
oh no
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#drifteris
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 1d
i saw a tiktok about how rapping in childhood is a sign of psychosis and i can't stop thinking about it
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Academic Anarchy🏴 @johnbrownbread.bsky.social · 18h
The nazis themselves were not some clever masterminds where everything they did went perfect. They were also comical idiots who did ridiculous things, like invading Russia in the winter.

They gained power because the opposition couldn’t understand that the fascists were not rational agents.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · Feb 5
that said: I think the "it's not fascism unless they're good at it" brand of analysis probably isn't the move
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dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com · 21h
omw
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Ash vs the Evil Dead @ashflanagan.bsky.social · 21h
If there exists a category of people who don't have due process rights, then either there's a process for determining who fits in that category or there isn't. In the first case due process is still being observed for everyone, and in the second it can be denied to anyone. There are no other options
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Ash vs the Evil Dead @ashflanagan.bsky.social · 21h
It doesn't make any sense to conceive of due process as a right that individual people can have or not have at all tbh. Bad framing from the start. Due process is a restriction on the government's actions, and by definition it applies to either everyone or no one.
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dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com · 21h
oh god
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