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Pippa Durham, 29, made the fatal error when Paige Thomas, 36, mentioned her love of the Australian soap opera, Neighbours, and she responded: “Oh right. Is Toadie still on it?” prompting an oral history that was somehow longer than Toadie’s 29-year stint on the show.
Friend who politely asked about special interest unaware they’ve committed rest of life to hearing about it
A non-autistic friend who asked a polite question about an autistic woman’s special interest has no idea that they will be hearing about it until they’re dead, it has been rumoured. Pippa Durham,…
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January 23, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Pippa Durham, 29, made the fatal error when Paige Thomas, 36, mentioned her love of the Australian soap opera, Neighbours, and she responded: “Oh right. Is Toadie still on it?” prompting an oral history that was somehow longer than Toadie’s 29-year stint on the show.
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“They all told me to get out there and try new things. If only I’d known one of those ‘new things’ was actual brain damage.”
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January 23, 2026 at 11:36 AM
“They all told me to get out there and try new things. If only I’d known one of those ‘new things’ was actual brain damage.”
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An autistic woman is questioning the validity of her diagnosis after she successfully managed a single social interaction, sources have revealed.
Autistic woman considers revoking diagnosis after single successful social interaction
An autistic woman is questioning the validity of her diagnosis after she successfully managed a single social interaction, sources have revealed. Megan Aldrich, 33, was challenged by a member of…
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January 23, 2026 at 2:30 PM
An autistic woman is questioning the validity of her diagnosis after she successfully managed a single social interaction, sources have revealed.
“They all told me to get out there and try new things. If only I’d known one of those ‘new things’ was actual brain damage.”
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January 23, 2026 at 11:36 AM
“They all told me to get out there and try new things. If only I’d known one of those ‘new things’ was actual brain damage.”
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Our reporters took to the streets to ask strangers why they seem to gawp at you whenever you leave the house – and found that it’s because you’re fundamentally bad at being a person and it’s abundantly and offensively obvious to everyone around you.
Confirmed: strangers staring at you because they hate you
An exclusive investigation by The Daily Tism has confirmed that people stare at you in public because they hate you for specific and entirely valid reasons. Our reporters took to the streets to ask…
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January 22, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Our reporters took to the streets to ask strangers why they seem to gawp at you whenever you leave the house – and found that it’s because you’re fundamentally bad at being a person and it’s abundantly and offensively obvious to everyone around you.
Pippa Durham, 29, made the fatal error when Paige Thomas, 36, mentioned her love of the Australian soap opera, Neighbours, and she responded: “Oh right. Is Toadie still on it?” prompting an oral history that was somehow longer than Toadie’s 29-year stint on the show.
Friend who politely asked about special interest unaware they’ve committed rest of life to hearing about it
A non-autistic friend who asked a polite question about an autistic woman’s special interest has no idea that they will be hearing about it until they’re dead, it has been rumoured. Pippa Durham,…
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January 23, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Pippa Durham, 29, made the fatal error when Paige Thomas, 36, mentioned her love of the Australian soap opera, Neighbours, and she responded: “Oh right. Is Toadie still on it?” prompting an oral history that was somehow longer than Toadie’s 29-year stint on the show.
Our reporters took to the streets to ask strangers why they seem to gawp at you whenever you leave the house – and found that it’s because you’re fundamentally bad at being a person and it’s abundantly and offensively obvious to everyone around you.
Confirmed: strangers staring at you because they hate you
An exclusive investigation by The Daily Tism has confirmed that people stare at you in public because they hate you for specific and entirely valid reasons. Our reporters took to the streets to ask…
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January 22, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Our reporters took to the streets to ask strangers why they seem to gawp at you whenever you leave the house – and found that it’s because you’re fundamentally bad at being a person and it’s abundantly and offensively obvious to everyone around you.
An autistic woman is reportedly unable to choose between letting people walk all over her, resulting in self-loathing, or being so assertive that everyone gets mad at her, resulting in self-loathing.
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January 22, 2026 at 2:30 PM
An autistic woman is reportedly unable to choose between letting people walk all over her, resulting in self-loathing, or being so assertive that everyone gets mad at her, resulting in self-loathing.
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This week on the pod, Sara and Sarah discuss their Autism Nest essentials, plan a sloth's bar mitzvah, and pit Jason Momoa and Tyra Banks against each other in a literal cold war. Find Autistic Women Oversharing wherever you get your podcasts!
S02 E02 - Autism Nests
Podcast Episode · Autistic Women Oversharing · 22/01/2026 · 58m
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January 22, 2026 at 10:05 AM
This week on the pod, Sara and Sarah discuss their Autism Nest essentials, plan a sloth's bar mitzvah, and pit Jason Momoa and Tyra Banks against each other in a literal cold war. Find Autistic Women Oversharing wherever you get your podcasts!
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A woman in mid-life still regularly finds herself being asked for proof of age in pubs and supermarkets, due to what commentators have termed “the mysterious autistic baby-face phenomenon”.
Baby face! Middle-aged autistic woman no longer takes being asked for ID as a compliment
A woman in mid-life still regularly finds herself being asked for proof of age in pubs and supermarkets, due to what commentators have termed "the mysterious autistic baby-face phenomenon". Julie…
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January 21, 2026 at 6:04 PM
A woman in mid-life still regularly finds herself being asked for proof of age in pubs and supermarkets, due to what commentators have termed “the mysterious autistic baby-face phenomenon”.
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@sararoseg.bsky.social and I shouldn't be left without a third co-host. Because stuff like this happens.
This week on the pod, Sara and Sarah discuss their Autism Nest essentials, plan a sloth's bar mitzvah, and pit Jason Momoa and Tyra Banks against each other in a literal cold war. Find Autistic Women Oversharing wherever you get your podcasts!
S02 E02 - Autism Nests
Podcast Episode · Autistic Women Oversharing · 22/01/2026 · 58m
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January 22, 2026 at 10:07 AM
@sararoseg.bsky.social and I shouldn't be left without a third co-host. Because stuff like this happens.
This week on the pod, Sara and Sarah discuss their Autism Nest essentials, plan a sloth's bar mitzvah, and pit Jason Momoa and Tyra Banks against each other in a literal cold war. Find Autistic Women Oversharing wherever you get your podcasts!
S02 E02 - Autism Nests
Podcast Episode · Autistic Women Oversharing · 22/01/2026 · 58m
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January 22, 2026 at 10:05 AM
This week on the pod, Sara and Sarah discuss their Autism Nest essentials, plan a sloth's bar mitzvah, and pit Jason Momoa and Tyra Banks against each other in a literal cold war. Find Autistic Women Oversharing wherever you get your podcasts!
A woman in mid-life still regularly finds herself being asked for proof of age in pubs and supermarkets, due to what commentators have termed “the mysterious autistic baby-face phenomenon”.
Baby face! Middle-aged autistic woman no longer takes being asked for ID as a compliment
A woman in mid-life still regularly finds herself being asked for proof of age in pubs and supermarkets, due to what commentators have termed "the mysterious autistic baby-face phenomenon". Julie…
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January 21, 2026 at 6:04 PM
A woman in mid-life still regularly finds herself being asked for proof of age in pubs and supermarkets, due to what commentators have termed “the mysterious autistic baby-face phenomenon”.
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The Patreon link makes this one funnier because it's basically saying, "You can pay someone to intensely magnify your ongoing existential crisis."
January 21, 2026 at 2:32 PM
The Patreon link makes this one funnier because it's basically saying, "You can pay someone to intensely magnify your ongoing existential crisis."
Paige Thomas, 40, who found out the freakiest shit about a friend’s husband, Jack Harrington, 45, has been sworn to secrecy and has managed a miraculous two months without breaking.
Argh! Autistic woman can’t tell anyone how well she’s keeping secret
An autistic woman is reportedly “losing her fucking mind” due to being unable to tell anyone how competently she’s keeping a secret, it has been rumoured. Paige Thomas, 40, who found out the…
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January 21, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Paige Thomas, 40, who found out the freakiest shit about a friend’s husband, Jack Harrington, 45, has been sworn to secrecy and has managed a miraculous two months without breaking.
You concluded your rant by filling Noot in on your theory that the creation of human life is inherently murder, before asking him what kind of a God would do all of this and is it really one he wants to appease in the afterlife?
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January 21, 2026 at 2:00 PM
You concluded your rant by filling Noot in on your theory that the creation of human life is inherently murder, before asking him what kind of a God would do all of this and is it really one he wants to appease in the afterlife?
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A child whose parents refused to “give them the autism label” is still, inexplicably, autistic as fuck, it has been rumoured.
Child without autism label still autistic as fuck
A child whose parents refused to “give them the autism label” is still, inexplicably, autistic as fuck, it has been rumoured. Despite her parents declining to label her, Megan Aldrich, seven, still…
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January 21, 2026 at 10:01 AM
A child whose parents refused to “give them the autism label” is still, inexplicably, autistic as fuck, it has been rumoured.
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A child whose parents refused to “give them the autism label” is still, inexplicably, autistic as fuck, it has been rumoured.
Child without autism label still autistic as fuck
A child whose parents refused to “give them the autism label” is still, inexplicably, autistic as fuck, it has been rumoured. Despite her parents declining to label her, Megan Aldrich, seven, still…
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January 21, 2026 at 10:01 AM
A child whose parents refused to “give them the autism label” is still, inexplicably, autistic as fuck, it has been rumoured.
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An autistic man has been left “helpless” after the thing he needed happened to be all the way across the room, it has been reported.
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January 20, 2026 at 10:01 AM
An autistic man has been left “helpless” after the thing he needed happened to be all the way across the room, it has been reported.
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Dacey’s iPhone, one, commented: “I’m where all the text messages and social media apps live! If you kill me, you’re basically killing everyone you love. Why? Why would you do that?”
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January 20, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Dacey’s iPhone, one, commented: “I’m where all the text messages and social media apps live! If you kill me, you’re basically killing everyone you love. Why? Why would you do that?”
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This week on Autistic Women Oversharing, we're talking about what's in our cosy, sensory-friendly Autism Nests - and get derailed by about 10 combined minutes of ice cream discourse. Told you we were neurodivergent. Get it wherever you get your podcasts!
January 20, 2026 at 2:30 PM
This week on Autistic Women Oversharing, we're talking about what's in our cosy, sensory-friendly Autism Nests - and get derailed by about 10 combined minutes of ice cream discourse. Told you we were neurodivergent. Get it wherever you get your podcasts!
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Siobhan Moorton, 49, masks hard whenever she has to eat around other people, but was recently caught off guard at a work brunch when a plate of chicken and waffles caused her to enter a flow state.
Autistic woman accidentally does At Home Eating in front of other people
An autistic woman has forgotten to do Socially Acceptable Public Eating while in company, according to eyewitnesses. Siobhan Moorton, 49, masks hard whenever she has to eat around other people, but…
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January 20, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Siobhan Moorton, 49, masks hard whenever she has to eat around other people, but was recently caught off guard at a work brunch when a plate of chicken and waffles caused her to enter a flow state.
Siobhan Moorton, 49, masks hard whenever she has to eat around other people, but was recently caught off guard at a work brunch when a plate of chicken and waffles caused her to enter a flow state.
Autistic woman accidentally does At Home Eating in front of other people
An autistic woman has forgotten to do Socially Acceptable Public Eating while in company, according to eyewitnesses. Siobhan Moorton, 49, masks hard whenever she has to eat around other people, but…
thedailytism.com
January 20, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Siobhan Moorton, 49, masks hard whenever she has to eat around other people, but was recently caught off guard at a work brunch when a plate of chicken and waffles caused her to enter a flow state.
This week on Autistic Women Oversharing, we're talking about what's in our cosy, sensory-friendly Autism Nests - and get derailed by about 10 combined minutes of ice cream discourse. Told you we were neurodivergent. Get it wherever you get your podcasts!
January 20, 2026 at 2:30 PM
This week on Autistic Women Oversharing, we're talking about what's in our cosy, sensory-friendly Autism Nests - and get derailed by about 10 combined minutes of ice cream discourse. Told you we were neurodivergent. Get it wherever you get your podcasts!