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I'm just being amazed at how many different emotions this man can apparently have over a fork.
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November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I'm just being amazed at how many different emotions this man can apparently have over a fork.
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Why do people use AI when there are, stock photos for situations as obscure as "man disgruntled by fork"
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Why do people use AI when there are, stock photos for situations as obscure as "man disgruntled by fork"
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“We’d heard about ABA, although that seemed a little drastic. We thought we’d try giving her a stern talking to first, which amazingly did the trick.”
Mary Walker, 9, who has always displayed autistic traits, was miraculously fixed by her parents insisting that she stop it at once.
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November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
“We’d heard about ABA, although that seemed a little drastic. We thought we’d try giving her a stern talking to first, which amazingly did the trick.”
Mary Walker, 9, who has always displayed autistic traits, was miraculously fixed by her parents insisting that she stop it at once.
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November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Mary Walker, 9, who has always displayed autistic traits, was miraculously fixed by her parents insisting that she stop it at once.
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The stainless steel interlopers, which are new and were absolutely unasked for, were introduced to 27-year-old Ryan Wilkins’ household last Friday, and immediately began to upend the status quo.
New cutlery fully ruins autistic man’s life
An autistic man’s entire life has been turned upside down thanks to the introduction of a new set of cutlery, sources have claimed. The stainless steel interlopers, which are new and were absolutely…
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November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The stainless steel interlopers, which are new and were absolutely unasked for, were introduced to 27-year-old Ryan Wilkins’ household last Friday, and immediately began to upend the status quo.
The stainless steel interlopers, which are new and were absolutely unasked for, were introduced to 27-year-old Ryan Wilkins’ household last Friday, and immediately began to upend the status quo.
New cutlery fully ruins autistic man’s life
An autistic man’s entire life has been turned upside down thanks to the introduction of a new set of cutlery, sources have claimed. The stainless steel interlopers, which are new and were absolutely…
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November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The stainless steel interlopers, which are new and were absolutely unasked for, were introduced to 27-year-old Ryan Wilkins’ household last Friday, and immediately began to upend the status quo.
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“He’ll be back to his normal self any day now,” Harrow explained. “He’s just been having a really tough eight months.”
Report: Autistic woman really just going to keep on dating the guy she wishes he was, huh
An autistic woman has made the bold decision to keep dating the impressive man she wishes he was, instead of the horrid little worm boy he actually is, it has been announced. Sarah Harrow, 27, first…
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November 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
“He’ll be back to his normal self any day now,” Harrow explained. “He’s just been having a really tough eight months.”
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One of my exes took me to Fabric in London and after a couple of hours I put my slippers on and sat on the stairs 👍
Ima Onwugbenu, 22, who likes peace, quiet and solitude, has reportedly inexplicably convinced herself that on this occasion, she will enjoy cramming herself into a sticky box full of sweaty humans and thumping music, to which she will move her body in an approximation of human dancing.
Optimist! Maybe autistic woman will enjoy clubbing this time
An autistic woman who has never once enjoyed any form of noisy, crowded nightlife sincerely believes - for some reason - that she might like it this time, it has been rumoured. Ima Onwugbenu, 22,…
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November 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
One of my exes took me to Fabric in London and after a couple of hours I put my slippers on and sat on the stairs 👍
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Lead academic Dr. Tricia Squire explained: “If we know one thing about life, it’s that nothing changes. That’s why they say ‘this too shall not pass.’”
Study finds that how you happen to feel right now is how you’ve always felt and will always feel
The feeling you happen to have in this precise moment is a permanent state of affairs, a new study has revealed. According to a new clinical trial, emotions and physical sensations are static and…
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November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Lead academic Dr. Tricia Squire explained: “If we know one thing about life, it’s that nothing changes. That’s why they say ‘this too shall not pass.’”
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Group leader Robert Noot, 34, who calls himself the ‘Dungeon Master’, said: “The police broke down my door and seized all my miniatures! What am I supposed to do without my hand-painted wizards and burly orcish barbarians? Speak to other people? About what?”
Autism support group revealed to be front for underground D&D ring
A support group for autistic people has revealed itself to be nothing more than a front for a sickening underground Dungeons and Dragons ring, it has been reported. A local chapter of the ‘Little…
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November 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Group leader Robert Noot, 34, who calls himself the ‘Dungeon Master’, said: “The police broke down my door and seized all my miniatures! What am I supposed to do without my hand-painted wizards and burly orcish barbarians? Speak to other people? About what?”
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Ima Onwugbenu, 22, who likes peace, quiet and solitude, has reportedly inexplicably convinced herself that on this occasion, she will enjoy cramming herself into a sticky box full of sweaty humans and thumping music, to which she will move her body in an approximation of human dancing.
Optimist! Maybe autistic woman will enjoy clubbing this time
An autistic woman who has never once enjoyed any form of noisy, crowded nightlife sincerely believes - for some reason - that she might like it this time, it has been rumoured. Ima Onwugbenu, 22,…
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November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Ima Onwugbenu, 22, who likes peace, quiet and solitude, has reportedly inexplicably convinced herself that on this occasion, she will enjoy cramming herself into a sticky box full of sweaty humans and thumping music, to which she will move her body in an approximation of human dancing.
“He’ll be back to his normal self any day now,” Harrow explained. “He’s just been having a really tough eight months.”
Report: Autistic woman really just going to keep on dating the guy she wishes he was, huh
An autistic woman has made the bold decision to keep dating the impressive man she wishes he was, instead of the horrid little worm boy he actually is, it has been announced. Sarah Harrow, 27, first…
thedailytism.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
“He’ll be back to his normal self any day now,” Harrow explained. “He’s just been having a really tough eight months.”
Ima Onwugbenu, 22, who likes peace, quiet and solitude, has reportedly inexplicably convinced herself that on this occasion, she will enjoy cramming herself into a sticky box full of sweaty humans and thumping music, to which she will move her body in an approximation of human dancing.
Optimist! Maybe autistic woman will enjoy clubbing this time
An autistic woman who has never once enjoyed any form of noisy, crowded nightlife sincerely believes - for some reason - that she might like it this time, it has been rumoured. Ima Onwugbenu, 22,…
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November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Ima Onwugbenu, 22, who likes peace, quiet and solitude, has reportedly inexplicably convinced herself that on this occasion, she will enjoy cramming herself into a sticky box full of sweaty humans and thumping music, to which she will move her body in an approximation of human dancing.
Group leader Robert Noot, 34, who calls himself the ‘Dungeon Master’, said: “The police broke down my door and seized all my miniatures! What am I supposed to do without my hand-painted wizards and burly orcish barbarians? Speak to other people? About what?”
Autism support group revealed to be front for underground D&D ring
A support group for autistic people has revealed itself to be nothing more than a front for a sickening underground Dungeons and Dragons ring, it has been reported. A local chapter of the ‘Little…
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November 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Group leader Robert Noot, 34, who calls himself the ‘Dungeon Master’, said: “The police broke down my door and seized all my miniatures! What am I supposed to do without my hand-painted wizards and burly orcish barbarians? Speak to other people? About what?”
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November 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Sabheen Bhatt, 19, reportedly considers Krista Shure, 20, her sister from another mister, but the first Shure heard of it was in a birthday card where Bhatt described her as her “BFFL, which means ‘best friend for life’, which is what you are”.
Autistic woman’s “best friend” was not informed
An autistic woman’s best friend in the entire world has been completely unaware of her title this whole time, sources have said. Sabheen Bhatt, 19, reportedly considers Krista Shure, 20, her sister…
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November 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Sabheen Bhatt, 19, reportedly considers Krista Shure, 20, her sister from another mister, but the first Shure heard of it was in a birthday card where Bhatt described her as her “BFFL, which means ‘best friend for life’, which is what you are”.
“It would be a senseless act of cruelty to kill the poor spider just because of my irrational fear,” Hapworth explained. “But obviously I’m not going anywhere near the horrible fucking thing.”
Autistic woman who won’t hurt spider gives it exclusive use of kitchen instead
An autistic woman has surrendered use of her kitchen after finding a spider on the linoleum floor, sources have revealed. Beth Hapworth, 32, reports that she was too frightened to move the spider…
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November 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
“It would be a senseless act of cruelty to kill the poor spider just because of my irrational fear,” Hapworth explained. “But obviously I’m not going anywhere near the horrible fucking thing.”
Sabheen Bhatt, 19, reportedly considers Krista Shure, 20, her sister from another mister, but the first Shure heard of it was in a birthday card where Bhatt described her as her “BFFL, which means ‘best friend for life’, which is what you are”.
Autistic woman’s “best friend” was not informed
An autistic woman’s best friend in the entire world has been completely unaware of her title this whole time, sources have said. Sabheen Bhatt, 19, reportedly considers Krista Shure, 20, her sister…
thedailytism.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Sabheen Bhatt, 19, reportedly considers Krista Shure, 20, her sister from another mister, but the first Shure heard of it was in a birthday card where Bhatt described her as her “BFFL, which means ‘best friend for life’, which is what you are”.
Lead academic Dr. Tricia Squire explained: “If we know one thing about life, it’s that nothing changes. That’s why they say ‘this too shall not pass.’”
Study finds that how you happen to feel right now is how you’ve always felt and will always feel
The feeling you happen to have in this precise moment is a permanent state of affairs, a new study has revealed. According to a new clinical trial, emotions and physical sensations are static and…
thedailytism.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Lead academic Dr. Tricia Squire explained: “If we know one thing about life, it’s that nothing changes. That’s why they say ‘this too shall not pass.’”
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November 20, 2025 at 10:15 AM
We’re hosting Autistic Happy Hour - one hour of pure unbridled autistic joy away from all the horrors of the world. It’s Sunday, 30th November at 6pm UK time & available to all paid Patreon subscribers! See you all there in your comfiest PJs!
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Emma Bernard, 30, who is often complimented on her friendly demeanour and effusive expressions of gratitude, has attributed her politeness to an extreme fawning response.
Trauma! “Polite” autistic woman just terrified of you
An autistic woman with impeccable manners is actually just petrified of displeasing you, it has been confirmed. Emma Bernard, 30, who is often complimented on her friendly demeanour and effusive…
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November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Emma Bernard, 30, who is often complimented on her friendly demeanour and effusive expressions of gratitude, has attributed her politeness to an extreme fawning response.
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“Usually it’s just bedding and other homeware,” explained Lee. “But after a few steps a sharp cinnamon scent became a whirling miasma of nasal chaos. The air was claggy, my vision went dark, and I just ran.”
New 100m record set by autistic woman trying to get away from scented candles
An autistic woman with no prior athletics training has successfully broken the 100m World Record trying to get away from the smell of Wanky Candles, eyewitnesses report. Chi-Young Lee, 21, was…
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November 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
“Usually it’s just bedding and other homeware,” explained Lee. “But after a few steps a sharp cinnamon scent became a whirling miasma of nasal chaos. The air was claggy, my vision went dark, and I just ran.”
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Kelsey Dacey, 40, has managed to get out of white water rafting, rock climbing and other oddly Lara Croft-coded activities by killing off her grandparents in increasingly tragic ways. Now that she has used both sets, she is desperate to find a new excuse.
Autistic woman trying to get out of work socials runs out of grandparents to kill off
An autistic woman has run out of grandparents to kill off as an excuse to get out of work social events, according to sources. Kelsey Dacey, 40, has managed to get out of white water rafting, rock…
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November 21, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Kelsey Dacey, 40, has managed to get out of white water rafting, rock climbing and other oddly Lara Croft-coded activities by killing off her grandparents in increasingly tragic ways. Now that she has used both sets, she is desperate to find a new excuse.