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Kelsey Dacey, 34, who has historically spoiled The Sixth Sense, Gone Girl and Fight Club, amongst many others, has now selected Glass Onion, to her family’s dismay.
Autistic woman who always guesses plot twist carefully selects movie to ruin
An autistic woman who always figures out how a film is going to end about halfway through has spent several hours choosing the perfect new release to ruin movie night. Kelsey Dacey, 34, who has…
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January 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Kelsey Dacey, 34, who has historically spoiled The Sixth Sense, Gone Girl and Fight Club, amongst many others, has now selected Glass Onion, to her family’s dismay.
Concerns have been growing for Eddie Albington, 45, ever since he was the only member of his crew not recovered within hours of the wreckage – but despite his family’s fears, Albington was reportedly “not just surviving, but thriving.”
Autistic man stranded on desert island asks rescue team for a couple more weeks
An autistic man who became stranded on a desert island after a shipwreck has asked the search and rescue team who found him if they wouldn’t mind fucking off again, reports have confirmed. Concerns…
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January 10, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Concerns have been growing for Eddie Albington, 45, ever since he was the only member of his crew not recovered within hours of the wreckage – but despite his family’s fears, Albington was reportedly “not just surviving, but thriving.”
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Just because we say « an autistic person » doesn’t mean we’re saying that all autistic people are like this. This might not apply to you.
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Just because we say « an autistic person » doesn’t mean we’re saying that all autistic people are like this. This might not apply to you.
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A set of tattered rags loosely held together by fraying threads that no longer remotely resemble a hoodie still has “plenty of wear left”, an autistic man has claimed.
Autistic man insists collection of holes held together by threads is “just a little worn”
Headline by John Butler A set of tattered rags loosely held together by fraying threads that no longer remotely resemble a hoodie still has "plenty of wear left”, an autistic man has claimed. Dexter…
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January 9, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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Just because we say « an autistic person » doesn’t mean we’re saying that all autistic people are like this. This might not apply to you.
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Just because we say « an autistic person » doesn’t mean we’re saying that all autistic people are like this. This might not apply to you.
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Randhawa said: “What’s not to love about Ryan? His hair is strokably soft, his chin is pleasingly scratchy, and you can also honk his nose like he’s a clown. Also he’s a great guy and I love him blah blah blah.”
Boyfriend indistinguishable from fidget toy
An autistic woman’s boyfriend reportedly does everything a fidget spinner can – and everything it can’t. Ryan Wilkins, 33, allegedly has many excellent qualities or something, but most importantly he…
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January 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Randhawa said: “What’s not to love about Ryan? His hair is strokably soft, his chin is pleasingly scratchy, and you can also honk his nose like he’s a clown. Also he’s a great guy and I love him blah blah blah.”
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Once again I'm feeling called out. Surely everyone goes looking for their partners "squeakers" or tries to unzip their spine
Randhawa said: “What’s not to love about Ryan? His hair is strokably soft, his chin is pleasingly scratchy, and you can also honk his nose like he’s a clown. Also he’s a great guy and I love him blah blah blah.”
Boyfriend indistinguishable from fidget toy
An autistic woman’s boyfriend reportedly does everything a fidget spinner can – and everything it can’t. Ryan Wilkins, 33, allegedly has many excellent qualities or something, but most importantly he…
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January 9, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Once again I'm feeling called out. Surely everyone goes looking for their partners "squeakers" or tries to unzip their spine
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(Quiet klaxon). New series incoming!
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Autistic Women Oversharing is back! We're returning for a second series of our podcast with a raft of hilarious guest hosts from the Daily Tism team. Join us on your favourite podcast platform for Episode 1 next Thursday the 15th of January!
Autistic Women Oversharing is back! We're returning for a second series of our podcast with a raft of hilarious guest hosts from the Daily Tism team. Join us on your favourite podcast platform for Episode 1 next Thursday the 15th of January!
January 9, 2026 at 7:28 PM
(Quiet klaxon). New series incoming!
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An autistic woman has been left unable to recognise a friend after she had a very minor haircut, it has been reported.
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January 8, 2026 at 10:01 AM
An autistic woman has been left unable to recognise a friend after she had a very minor haircut, it has been reported.
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ANNOUNCEMENT:
Autistic Women Oversharing is back! We're returning for a second series of our podcast with a raft of hilarious guest hosts from the Daily Tism team. Join us on your favourite podcast platform for Episode 1 next Thursday the 15th of January!
Autistic Women Oversharing is back! We're returning for a second series of our podcast with a raft of hilarious guest hosts from the Daily Tism team. Join us on your favourite podcast platform for Episode 1 next Thursday the 15th of January!
January 8, 2026 at 1:03 PM
ANNOUNCEMENT:
Autistic Women Oversharing is back! We're returning for a second series of our podcast with a raft of hilarious guest hosts from the Daily Tism team. Join us on your favourite podcast platform for Episode 1 next Thursday the 15th of January!
Autistic Women Oversharing is back! We're returning for a second series of our podcast with a raft of hilarious guest hosts from the Daily Tism team. Join us on your favourite podcast platform for Episode 1 next Thursday the 15th of January!
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Despite Paige Thomas, 27, diligently preparing for her appointment by revising every detail of her life to date, providing copious written course work and extra assignments and showing up in a pair of rainbow dungarees, she was not awarded the top grade she felt she deserved.
Woman disappointed they don’t grade autism assessments
An autistic woman has reportedly been left devastated upon discovering that her autism assessment was simply pass or fail. Despite Paige Thomas, 27, diligently preparing for her appointment by…
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January 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Despite Paige Thomas, 27, diligently preparing for her appointment by revising every detail of her life to date, providing copious written course work and extra assignments and showing up in a pair of rainbow dungarees, she was not awarded the top grade she felt she deserved.
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Luca Mignon, 33, and rescue cat Whiskers McGraw, 12, got off to a pleasant enough start, but became ride-or-die besties in the face of the scary tube monster that sucks up all the best leftover floor-snacks.
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January 9, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Luca Mignon, 33, and rescue cat Whiskers McGraw, 12, got off to a pleasant enough start, but became ride-or-die besties in the face of the scary tube monster that sucks up all the best leftover floor-snacks.
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Paige Thomas, 38, and Dexter Livingstone, 45, who are both autistic, decided to give a first date a go, but not before explicitly outlining every quirk, expectation and sexual preference.
Autistic relationship begins with more complex negotiations than Brexit deal
A new romantic relationship between two autistic people has begun with a round-table summit involving a team of highly paid lawyers and an elaborate set of oddly specific terms, it has been…
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January 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Paige Thomas, 38, and Dexter Livingstone, 45, who are both autistic, decided to give a first date a go, but not before explicitly outlining every quirk, expectation and sexual preference.
Randhawa said: “What’s not to love about Ryan? His hair is strokably soft, his chin is pleasingly scratchy, and you can also honk his nose like he’s a clown. Also he’s a great guy and I love him blah blah blah.”
Boyfriend indistinguishable from fidget toy
An autistic woman’s boyfriend reportedly does everything a fidget spinner can – and everything it can’t. Ryan Wilkins, 33, allegedly has many excellent qualities or something, but most importantly he…
thedailytism.com
January 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Randhawa said: “What’s not to love about Ryan? His hair is strokably soft, his chin is pleasingly scratchy, and you can also honk his nose like he’s a clown. Also he’s a great guy and I love him blah blah blah.”
Paige Thomas, 38, and Dexter Livingstone, 45, who are both autistic, decided to give a first date a go, but not before explicitly outlining every quirk, expectation and sexual preference.
Autistic relationship begins with more complex negotiations than Brexit deal
A new romantic relationship between two autistic people has begun with a round-table summit involving a team of highly paid lawyers and an elaborate set of oddly specific terms, it has been…
thedailytism.com
January 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Paige Thomas, 38, and Dexter Livingstone, 45, who are both autistic, decided to give a first date a go, but not before explicitly outlining every quirk, expectation and sexual preference.
Luca Mignon, 33, and rescue cat Whiskers McGraw, 12, got off to a pleasant enough start, but became ride-or-die besties in the face of the scary tube monster that sucks up all the best leftover floor-snacks.
Support us on Patreon for the full report: www.patreon.com/posts/146910...
Support us on Patreon for the full report: www.patreon.com/posts/146910...
January 9, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Luca Mignon, 33, and rescue cat Whiskers McGraw, 12, got off to a pleasant enough start, but became ride-or-die besties in the face of the scary tube monster that sucks up all the best leftover floor-snacks.
Support us on Patreon for the full report: www.patreon.com/posts/146910...
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Sarah Harrow, 25, couldn’t help but notice you seemed a bit short with her and has attributed this change in mood to her having displeased you in some way.
Autistic woman conducts forensic investigation into why you’re mad at her
An autistic woman plans to leave no stone unturned in her investigation into why you were a bit off with her, it has been claimed. Sarah Harrow, 25, couldn’t help but notice you seemed a bit short…
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January 9, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Sarah Harrow, 25, couldn’t help but notice you seemed a bit short with her and has attributed this change in mood to her having displeased you in some way.
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This is where crafty repairing stuff autistics come into their own :D
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January 9, 2026 at 10:36 AM
This is where crafty repairing stuff autistics come into their own :D
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But like...they don't even make these anymore...
January 9, 2026 at 10:05 AM
But like...they don't even make these anymore...
Sarah Harrow, 25, couldn’t help but notice you seemed a bit short with her and has attributed this change in mood to her having displeased you in some way.
Autistic woman conducts forensic investigation into why you’re mad at her
An autistic woman plans to leave no stone unturned in her investigation into why you were a bit off with her, it has been claimed. Sarah Harrow, 25, couldn’t help but notice you seemed a bit short…
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January 9, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Sarah Harrow, 25, couldn’t help but notice you seemed a bit short with her and has attributed this change in mood to her having displeased you in some way.
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Quite literally…
January 8, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Quite literally…
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A set of tattered rags loosely held together by fraying threads that no longer remotely resemble a hoodie still has “plenty of wear left”, an autistic man has claimed.
Autistic man insists collection of holes held together by threads is “just a little worn”
Headline by John Butler A set of tattered rags loosely held together by fraying threads that no longer remotely resemble a hoodie still has "plenty of wear left”, an autistic man has claimed. Dexter…
thedailytism.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
A set of tattered rags loosely held together by fraying threads that no longer remotely resemble a hoodie still has “plenty of wear left”, an autistic man has claimed.
A set of tattered rags loosely held together by fraying threads that no longer remotely resemble a hoodie still has “plenty of wear left”, an autistic man has claimed.
Autistic man insists collection of holes held together by threads is “just a little worn”
Headline by John Butler A set of tattered rags loosely held together by fraying threads that no longer remotely resemble a hoodie still has "plenty of wear left”, an autistic man has claimed. Dexter…
thedailytism.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
A set of tattered rags loosely held together by fraying threads that no longer remotely resemble a hoodie still has “plenty of wear left”, an autistic man has claimed.
Despite Paige Thomas, 27, diligently preparing for her appointment by revising every detail of her life to date, providing copious written course work and extra assignments and showing up in a pair of rainbow dungarees, she was not awarded the top grade she felt she deserved.
Woman disappointed they don’t grade autism assessments
An autistic woman has reportedly been left devastated upon discovering that her autism assessment was simply pass or fail. Despite Paige Thomas, 27, diligently preparing for her appointment by…
thedailytism.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Despite Paige Thomas, 27, diligently preparing for her appointment by revising every detail of her life to date, providing copious written course work and extra assignments and showing up in a pair of rainbow dungarees, she was not awarded the top grade she felt she deserved.
ANNOUNCEMENT:
Autistic Women Oversharing is back! We're returning for a second series of our podcast with a raft of hilarious guest hosts from the Daily Tism team. Join us on your favourite podcast platform for Episode 1 next Thursday the 15th of January!
Autistic Women Oversharing is back! We're returning for a second series of our podcast with a raft of hilarious guest hosts from the Daily Tism team. Join us on your favourite podcast platform for Episode 1 next Thursday the 15th of January!
January 8, 2026 at 1:03 PM
ANNOUNCEMENT:
Autistic Women Oversharing is back! We're returning for a second series of our podcast with a raft of hilarious guest hosts from the Daily Tism team. Join us on your favourite podcast platform for Episode 1 next Thursday the 15th of January!
Autistic Women Oversharing is back! We're returning for a second series of our podcast with a raft of hilarious guest hosts from the Daily Tism team. Join us on your favourite podcast platform for Episode 1 next Thursday the 15th of January!
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Gavin Monks, 52, told stranger Emma Bernard, 30, that she would be a lot prettier if she turned that frown upside down. According to eyewitnesses, he immediately found out that this was not, in fact, the case.
Man instantly regrets telling autistic woman to smile more
A neurotypical man is being treated for shock after an autistic woman who he told to “smile more” actually did, emergency services have confirmed. Gavin Monks, 52, told stranger Emma Bernard, 30,…
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January 7, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Gavin Monks, 52, told stranger Emma Bernard, 30, that she would be a lot prettier if she turned that frown upside down. According to eyewitnesses, he immediately found out that this was not, in fact, the case.
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A late-diagnosed autistic woman who spent an eventful few decades in mental-health services has been identified at last as a comedy writer, readers of her debut book, All My Worldly Joy, have discovered.
Advertorial: Autistic woman misdiagnosed with every mental illness under the sun finally correctly diagnosed as hilarious
A late-diagnosed autistic woman who spent an eventful few decades in mental-health services has been identified at last as a comedy writer, readers of her debut book, All My Worldly Joy, have…
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January 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
A late-diagnosed autistic woman who spent an eventful few decades in mental-health services has been identified at last as a comedy writer, readers of her debut book, All My Worldly Joy, have discovered.