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Dead Serious Mick
@deadseriousmick.bsky.social
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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · Oct 30
My point is, we live in a society where porn is free and healthcare is unaffordable. See you in church.
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 4d
Growling coming from your rolltop desk just because it looked like a mouth who wanted to open and that was the power of suggestionary over stationary. These autocorrects, they just don't call to you
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 7d
I put a little tray next to the toilet that reads, "Give a shit Take a shit."
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 5d
Eating salt water taffy..flavor unknown. Let's name it rancid.
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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 4d
It is very windy on the deck but my tomatoes are hanging on for dear life. Oh wait maybe that’s me.
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Bride of the Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 4d
blue skies gray souls
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Bride of the Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · Aug 7
I took a milk bath to soften my skin, but now I have Lucky Charms marshmallows stuck all over my body.
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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 4d
I had a really good breakfast sandwich.. it’s gonna be a good day.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 5d
I’m just looking for someone to love me and feed me pudding if I lose all my teeth.
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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 4d
I'm only clever now if I have a minute and internet access.
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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 4d
I got all my science from an associate of Thomas Dolby, in fact, she blinded me with it.
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 4d
Not to get political, but if I’m up this early on the weekend I shouldn’t be this dressed or this sober.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 8d
I'm crawling in sick tomorrow.
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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 4d
somebody get this kid a halftime show!
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 4d
raise your hand if your life was changed forever by Mmm Cheese
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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 4d
hello saucy t, your toilet paper direction tells me you're a man who can get things done
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 4d
would’ve been cool if prenatal tests back when my wife was pregnant could predict if your kid would be interested in ventriloquism as a career
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 4d
hello I am a saucy tart
A picture of me in a filthy bathroom
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 4d
Overheard a woman telling another woman "It's $150 and she supplies all the booze" and whatever "it" is, I'm in.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 5d
I've always been sensitive about my swearing, but it fucktuates wildly when interacting with stupid people.
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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 4d
This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 4d
Kids watch crap. The old shows were better. Who remembers Pipes Screensaver?
a computer generated image of a maze of pipes with a black background
ALT: a computer generated image of a maze of pipes with a black background
media.tenor.com
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 4d
When the reply is better than the post.
abstractak.bsky.social @abstractak.bsky.social · 4d
I loved watching the Pipes. I guess it was all whistling past the graveyard. None of the screens I watched then are around now. Pipes, bubbles, snakes - ultimately nothing could save those screens.
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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 4d
you deserve a better you
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 4d
breaking up with the piece of shit that used to be me
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 5d
chasing dopamine would be a beautiful name for a woman over 50, who is up before the sun, planning to jog a 10k, but would rather be smoking a joint, eating some smothered and covered, and sleeping all day
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