Kelly🆘🇺🇸
@kimtopher22.bsky.social
Unremarkably loquacious non-human biologic
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Kelly🆘🇺🇸
@kimtopher22.bsky.social
· Jul 2
No one is coming to save us, we have to fucking save ourselves and each other.
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be the shit storm on the local horizon
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
be the shit storm on the local horizon
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In his youth, he would have jumped to tap the awkwardly hanging exit sign. These days, Gary debated the likelihood of even leaving the ground.
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
In his youth, he would have jumped to tap the awkwardly hanging exit sign. These days, Gary debated the likelihood of even leaving the ground.
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Never afraid to voice controversial opinions...
Hayden Christensen says his favorite Star Wars film from the Original Trilogy is 'The Empire Strikes Back'
'Rogue One' is his favorite from the Disney films
(via Fan Expo Chicago)
'Rogue One' is his favorite from the Disney films
(via Fan Expo Chicago)
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Never afraid to voice controversial opinions...
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80,000 Americans died of bubonic plague this week. Wall Street's major indices were up 7% on the news.
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
80,000 Americans died of bubonic plague this week. Wall Street's major indices were up 7% on the news.
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Research indicates there is more brain activity in a dead hooker than there is in stupid people.
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Research indicates there is more brain activity in a dead hooker than there is in stupid people.
Occasionally I look old shit up from my Twitter days and found this gem on reddit, love how they crossed out my name and face! 😂😂😂
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Occasionally I look old shit up from my Twitter days and found this gem on reddit, love how they crossed out my name and face! 😂😂😂
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ease them pistols out of the holsters slowly, butt first Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
ease them pistols out of the holsters slowly, butt first Charlie Brown
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You ever just say fuck it
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
You ever just say fuck it
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shifting out of first gear is downright easy
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
shifting out of first gear is downright easy
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I'm betting 90% of Americans couldn't locate Venezuela on an unmarked map.
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I'm betting 90% of Americans couldn't locate Venezuela on an unmarked map.
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There’s no way that Mayor McCheese would let the Hamburglar roam free like that, there’s only one explanation: he and Grimace were lovers
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
There’s no way that Mayor McCheese would let the Hamburglar roam free like that, there’s only one explanation: he and Grimace were lovers
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Ladies, when a man sends flowers to you at work, he's just marking his territory.
Think of it as lifting his leg on your desk.
Think of it as lifting his leg on your desk.
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Ladies, when a man sends flowers to you at work, he's just marking his territory.
Think of it as lifting his leg on your desk.
Think of it as lifting his leg on your desk.
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Monday is not ideal.
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Monday is not ideal.
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Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
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The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
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Oh to be an alien picking up a signal of Musk appearing on Rogan and trying to figure out why Earthlings care what these guys have to say.
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Oh to be an alien picking up a signal of Musk appearing on Rogan and trying to figure out why Earthlings care what these guys have to say.
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Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
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Oops, I saw a passing comment about “he has the emotional regulation of a 10-year-old,” so here I am being a killjoy with facts: emotional regulation isn’t something we gain naturally with age. It has to be learned and practiced over time, like writing or math. And it’s never too late to learn!
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Oops, I saw a passing comment about “he has the emotional regulation of a 10-year-old,” so here I am being a killjoy with facts: emotional regulation isn’t something we gain naturally with age. It has to be learned and practiced over time, like writing or math. And it’s never too late to learn!
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No posts?
Not following back.
No exceptions.
Not following back.
No exceptions.
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
No posts?
Not following back.
No exceptions.
Not following back.
No exceptions.
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important to bring up next time a MAGA chud says "you never see white people looting or rioting in the streets"
⚠️WOKE CONTENT⚠️
🧵 In June 1979, suburban Pennsylvania erupted. Cars burned, businesses looted, police injured. This wasn’t Philly or NYC — it was Levittown, the model suburb of the American Dream. Pull up a 🪑. (cont)
#ProudBlue
#ResistanceRoots
#USDemocracy
#Voices4Victory
🧵 In June 1979, suburban Pennsylvania erupted. Cars burned, businesses looted, police injured. This wasn’t Philly or NYC — it was Levittown, the model suburb of the American Dream. Pull up a 🪑. (cont)
#ProudBlue
#ResistanceRoots
#USDemocracy
#Voices4Victory
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
important to bring up next time a MAGA chud says "you never see white people looting or rioting in the streets"
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Imagine my surprise to discover that THIS is a documentary but NOT about Trump.
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Imagine my surprise to discover that THIS is a documentary but NOT about Trump.
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Anyone who enters "do an epic vulgar roast" into Grok should immediately be referred to a counseling setting to get the help they need.
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Anyone who enters "do an epic vulgar roast" into Grok should immediately be referred to a counseling setting to get the help they need.
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My dick moves when I feel you nearby. I have bonar.
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My dick moves when I feel you nearby. I have bonar.
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I'm trying not to swear so much and it's going fucking awful.
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I'm trying not to swear so much and it's going fucking awful.
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Them: they say that people who use profanity tend to be less intelligent.
Me: I've never hidden the fact that I'm absofuckinglutely a god damned moron.
Me: I've never hidden the fact that I'm absofuckinglutely a god damned moron.
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Them: they say that people who use profanity tend to be less intelligent.
Me: I've never hidden the fact that I'm absofuckinglutely a god damned moron.
Me: I've never hidden the fact that I'm absofuckinglutely a god damned moron.