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Destry B

@destry.bsky.social

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Another idiot from Twitter. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaans3rkrx24k

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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 15d

I read some of the Amelia Earhart files.

It was crazy that her last radio transmission was her asking for the release of the Epstein files.

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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 1d

What if you had to spend five hundred years in a McDonald's before going to heaven or hell.

Welcome to burgatory.

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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 1d

What if you had to spend five hundred years in a McDonald's before going to heaven or hell.

Welcome to burgatory.

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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 1d

Farts are your bodies' version of Paul Revere riding to tell you that a shit/ the British are coming.

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 2d

A bottle of Jäger turns boys' night out into a brodeo.

A bottle of tequila turns girls' night out into a hodeo.

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 2d

A bottle of tequila turns girls' night out into a hodeo.

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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 2d

I was supposed to go to a Halloween party but I'm not going to go. If anyone asks why I didn't go, I'm going to tell them I was there dressed as the Epstein files.

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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 2d

This year, for Halloween, I'm dressing up as the Epstein files, so I don't have to go anywhere.

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 3d

Dudes that look like human thumbs are always the ones that say shit like, "I'm proud of my pure Aryan blood!"

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 3d

Why do all white supremacists look like their gene pool has two shallow ends?

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 3d

Chef: I'm going to bone the chicken.

Me: wear protection.

Chef: what?

Me: what.

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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 3d

A couple of years ago, I went on Facebook. I went to friend requests, and I saw the section "People you may know," and I thought that meant people that I might know have sent me friend requests.

Long story longer, I added about 1200 complete strangers until I realized my mistake.

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 3d

I'd get about 1 person to subscribe if I did.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · Apr 5

LOTTA PPL HERE ARE POSTING USING ONLY LOWERCASE LETTERS SO IMMA SWITCH TO ALL CAPS ok that looks insane nvm 😳

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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 3d

When I use this profile picture, it means I have serious internet business to attend to.

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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 3d

Pushing up gardens state.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · Apr 29

It's so cute how some people say they live in New Jersey when what they're really doing is just waiting to die

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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 3d

Punch anyone in the face who doesn't know the definition of pugilist.

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 3d

Tell me more about buttheres. Sounds like fecal butter.

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 3d

Ed Gein liked to go to the gym and yell, "I'm just working on my Geins!" .

He also liked turning women into lampshades.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 4d

If you see an old guy in a flat cap headed to the woods while carrying an axe, a pick, and a shovel, he’s either going to make charcoal or settle a score. Either way, doff your cap

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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 3d

Waffle stompin' down to brown town.

Fuck that sounds disgusting when I say it out loud.

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 3d

When flies drink water it's called flydration.

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 3d

Why do bathrooms have a toilet and a shower? Seems like overkill to me.

When it's yellow, aim for the drain and say hello.

When it's brown, stomp it down (the drain again).

So anyway....I'm still single.

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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 3d

Have I read the book? Do you mean I have to manually watch this movie?

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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 4d

youtube.com/watch?v=wh-o...

Like a Ship

YouTube video by Pastor T.L. Barrett and the Youth for Christ Choir - Topic

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