Destry B
@destry.bsky.social
Another idiot from Twitter.
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Destry B
@destry.bsky.social
· Sep 27
I read some of the Amelia Earhart files.
It was crazy that her last radio transmission was her asking for the release of the Epstein files.
It was crazy that her last radio transmission was her asking for the release of the Epstein files.
Your body is a wonderland, and my body is a wasteland. We are not the same.
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Your body is a wonderland, and my body is a wasteland. We are not the same.
How do you know when the turkey is done?
When ICE agents try kicking down your door and handcuffing it.
When ICE agents try kicking down your door and handcuffing it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
How do you know when the turkey is done?
When ICE agents try kicking down your door and handcuffing it.
When ICE agents try kicking down your door and handcuffing it.
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*launches a pie rescue for all unwanted pie
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
*launches a pie rescue for all unwanted pie
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In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
The only way I would climb Mt Everest is if a helicopter dropped me off at the summit and then came back to pick me up after I took a selfie.
I know that's impossible but I can dare to dream.
I know that's impossible but I can dare to dream.
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The only way I would climb Mt Everest is if a helicopter dropped me off at the summit and then came back to pick me up after I took a selfie.
I know that's impossible but I can dare to dream.
I know that's impossible but I can dare to dream.
Happy Thanksgiving @kimtopher22.bsky.social I'm grateful for your continued friendship 💛
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Happy Thanksgiving @kimtopher22.bsky.social I'm grateful for your continued friendship 💛
Back when leaving a note saying you went out for a bike ride could double as a suicide note.
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Back when leaving a note saying you went out for a bike ride could double as a suicide note.
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Occasionally I look old shit up from my Twitter days and found this gem on reddit, love how they crossed out my name and face! 😂😂😂
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Occasionally I look old shit up from my Twitter days and found this gem on reddit, love how they crossed out my name and face! 😂😂😂
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No one is coming to save us, we have to fucking save ourselves and each other.
July 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
No one is coming to save us, we have to fucking save ourselves and each other.
Them: they say that people who use profanity tend to be less intelligent.
Me: I've never hidden the fact that I'm absofuckinglutely a god damned moron.
Me: I've never hidden the fact that I'm absofuckinglutely a god damned moron.
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Them: they say that people who use profanity tend to be less intelligent.
Me: I've never hidden the fact that I'm absofuckinglutely a god damned moron.
Me: I've never hidden the fact that I'm absofuckinglutely a god damned moron.
I'm trying not to swear so much and it's going fucking awful.
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I'm trying not to swear so much and it's going fucking awful.
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if you came here to see if i was sorry:
I'm not.
I'm not.
November 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
if you came here to see if i was sorry:
I'm not.
I'm not.
I get the feeling that most Trump supporters also have dress sweatpants.
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I get the feeling that most Trump supporters also have dress sweatpants.
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well well well if it isn't the cop ive been racing for the past half hour
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
well well well if it isn't the cop ive been racing for the past half hour
Moaning Myrtle in Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire was totally trying to look at Harry Potter's wand when he was taking a bath, and the movie was still rated PG.
That's kinda fucked up.
Yes, wand is a euphemism.
That's kinda fucked up.
Yes, wand is a euphemism.
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Moaning Myrtle in Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire was totally trying to look at Harry Potter's wand when he was taking a bath, and the movie was still rated PG.
That's kinda fucked up.
Yes, wand is a euphemism.
That's kinda fucked up.
Yes, wand is a euphemism.
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someone took my spot in old lady zumba this morning & my mouth said “no it’s fine" but my face said “that’s my spot, you fucking bitch, you fucking stupid bitch, you dumb bitch, you…” im very expressive, is what im saying 😬
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
someone took my spot in old lady zumba this morning & my mouth said “no it’s fine" but my face said “that’s my spot, you fucking bitch, you fucking stupid bitch, you dumb bitch, you…” im very expressive, is what im saying 😬
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got a long reply to one of my posts from someone who doesn’t follow me & didn’t heart the post so i didn’t heart their reply AITA
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
got a long reply to one of my posts from someone who doesn’t follow me & didn’t heart the post so i didn’t heart their reply AITA
About to post another 3 like banger.
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
About to post another 3 like banger.
My phone has given up checking for typos.
Samsung: I offered to help, but he didn't want it. So he can go fcuck himself.
Samsung: I offered to help, but he didn't want it. So he can go fcuck himself.
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
My phone has given up checking for typos.
Samsung: I offered to help, but he didn't want it. So he can go fcuck himself.
Samsung: I offered to help, but he didn't want it. So he can go fcuck himself.
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God: I’m gonna give them eyelashes to keep stuff from getting in their eyes
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok you’re gonna laugh
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok you’re gonna laugh
October 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
God: I’m gonna give them eyelashes to keep stuff from getting in their eyes
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok you’re gonna laugh
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok you’re gonna laugh
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my Roomba just bumped into a chair & did a little spin like it was breakdancing… okay buddy, settle down.
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
my Roomba just bumped into a chair & did a little spin like it was breakdancing… okay buddy, settle down.
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Everything’s broken. this 12D chess blows
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Everything’s broken. this 12D chess blows
I worship at the altar of the McRib and I don't give a fuck what you think about it.
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I worship at the altar of the McRib and I don't give a fuck what you think about it.
[ After Harry Potter's third date ]
Harry: So, do you want to go back to my place?
Her: What are you thinking is going to happen?
Harry (grabs wand): expecto-youtoblowme.
Her: I don't think so.
Harry: So, do you want to go back to my place?
Her: What are you thinking is going to happen?
Harry (grabs wand): expecto-youtoblowme.
Her: I don't think so.
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
[ After Harry Potter's third date ]
Harry: So, do you want to go back to my place?
Her: What are you thinking is going to happen?
Harry (grabs wand): expecto-youtoblowme.
Her: I don't think so.
Harry: So, do you want to go back to my place?
Her: What are you thinking is going to happen?
Harry (grabs wand): expecto-youtoblowme.
Her: I don't think so.
Richard Nixon is in purgatory, only able to watch Fox news.
What the fuck is this guy doing to my party?
Screw that.Why the hell did I resign? I should have tried buying off the Supreme Court and establishing myself as king.
If I was crooked, this guy is a ninetey degree bend.
This fucking sucks
What the fuck is this guy doing to my party?
Screw that.Why the hell did I resign? I should have tried buying off the Supreme Court and establishing myself as king.
If I was crooked, this guy is a ninetey degree bend.
This fucking sucks
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Richard Nixon is in purgatory, only able to watch Fox news.
What the fuck is this guy doing to my party?
Screw that.Why the hell did I resign? I should have tried buying off the Supreme Court and establishing myself as king.
If I was crooked, this guy is a ninetey degree bend.
This fucking sucks
What the fuck is this guy doing to my party?
Screw that.Why the hell did I resign? I should have tried buying off the Supreme Court and establishing myself as king.
If I was crooked, this guy is a ninetey degree bend.
This fucking sucks