Destry B
@destry.bsky.social
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Destry B
@destry.bsky.social
· Sep 27
I read some of the Amelia Earhart files.
It was crazy that her last radio transmission was her asking for the release of the Epstein files.
It was crazy that her last radio transmission was her asking for the release of the Epstein files.
I hope Dennis Quaid makes it to the Manhattan public library in time to save his son.
January 24, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I hope Dennis Quaid makes it to the Manhattan public library in time to save his son.
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Every privacy policy update:
We have found new ways to monetize your data !!
We have found new ways to monetize your data !!
January 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Every privacy policy update:
We have found new ways to monetize your data !!
We have found new ways to monetize your data !!
THE CHICAGO BEARS KNOCKED THE GREEN BAY PACKERS OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS.
WE ALREADY WON OUR SUPERBOWL.
WE ALREADY WON OUR SUPERBOWL.
a man is cutting a block of cheese on a kitchen counter
ALT: a man is cutting a block of cheese on a kitchen counter
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 12:38 AM
THE CHICAGO BEARS KNOCKED THE GREEN BAY PACKERS OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS.
WE ALREADY WON OUR SUPERBOWL.
WE ALREADY WON OUR SUPERBOWL.
Idk but I'll bet they have a Taco John's.
does Canada have Taco Bell need to confirm before moving there
January 15, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Idk but I'll bet they have a Taco John's.
The world is an onion article.
January 15, 2026 at 12:28 AM
The world is an onion article.
I actually prefer thick mints.
January 15, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I actually prefer thick mints.
What would you do if this guy arrived at your doorstep out of the blue?
January 11, 2026 at 11:13 AM
What would you do if this guy arrived at your doorstep out of the blue?
Everyone will be trying to run you down if you make a habit of putting yourself in front of a moving vehicle.
January 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Everyone will be trying to run you down if you make a habit of putting yourself in front of a moving vehicle.
Doordash brings all my milkshakes to my yard.
January 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Doordash brings all my milkshakes to my yard.
The hardest part of posting a dick pic is writing the caption.
January 8, 2026 at 6:23 PM
The hardest part of posting a dick pic is writing the caption.
Her: are you a grower or a shower?
Me:
Me:
January 8, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Her: are you a grower or a shower?
Me:
Me:
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I think I have a pretty good poker face unless you cough around me in which case I’m gonna immediately react.
January 4, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I think I have a pretty good poker face unless you cough around me in which case I’m gonna immediately react.
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What I love about living in East Tennessee, Part 1
April 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
What I love about living in East Tennessee, Part 1
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Sure did miss you this year, my sweet little man.
December 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Sure did miss you this year, my sweet little man.
Why is it called a nursing home and not an oldphanage?
January 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Why is it called a nursing home and not an oldphanage?
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Thank fuck I didn't try to attempt dry January this year.
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Thank fuck I didn't try to attempt dry January this year.
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Glenn Danzig fingered me in the Flying J bathroom just East of Omaha after losing at a game of tiddlywinks back in 1992.
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Glenn Danzig fingered me in the Flying J bathroom just East of Omaha after losing at a game of tiddlywinks back in 1992.
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All I want for Christmas is a look at the naughty list.
December 19, 2024 at 1:53 AM
All I want for Christmas is a look at the naughty list.
I hope anyone who reads this has a very happy holiday. To my old Twitter family, thank you for continuing to be in my life. To all my new friends, I thank you for your friendship.
To all the trolls,I want to bestow the same wishes. I know it gets cold under that bridge you boldly protect.
✌️ and ❤️
To all the trolls,I want to bestow the same wishes. I know it gets cold under that bridge you boldly protect.
✌️ and ❤️
December 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I hope anyone who reads this has a very happy holiday. To my old Twitter family, thank you for continuing to be in my life. To all my new friends, I thank you for your friendship.
To all the trolls,I want to bestow the same wishes. I know it gets cold under that bridge you boldly protect.
✌️ and ❤️
To all the trolls,I want to bestow the same wishes. I know it gets cold under that bridge you boldly protect.
✌️ and ❤️
I got fired as the senior centers' events coordinator for calling a seniors mixer an afterlife pre-party.
December 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I got fired as the senior centers' events coordinator for calling a seniors mixer an afterlife pre-party.
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Just closed out a meeting by reminding people that I am off on friday and if they need anything to "pretend that I am deceased"
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Just closed out a meeting by reminding people that I am off on friday and if they need anything to "pretend that I am deceased"
[ After redacted Epstein files released]
Conservatives: See? It says ■onald ■rump. Donald isn't named anywhere!
Also, conservatives: but when we get our hands on this Ronald Crump fella, there will be hell to pay.
Conservatives: See? It says ■onald ■rump. Donald isn't named anywhere!
Also, conservatives: but when we get our hands on this Ronald Crump fella, there will be hell to pay.
December 23, 2025 at 9:26 AM
[ After redacted Epstein files released]
Conservatives: See? It says ■onald ■rump. Donald isn't named anywhere!
Also, conservatives: but when we get our hands on this Ronald Crump fella, there will be hell to pay.
Conservatives: See? It says ■onald ■rump. Donald isn't named anywhere!
Also, conservatives: but when we get our hands on this Ronald Crump fella, there will be hell to pay.
Car salesman: this particular model goes from zero to sixty in under seven seconds.
Me: this will make an excellent tomb.
Car salesman: what?
Me: make it go vroom.
Me: this will make an excellent tomb.
Car salesman: what?
Me: make it go vroom.
December 23, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Car salesman: this particular model goes from zero to sixty in under seven seconds.
Me: this will make an excellent tomb.
Car salesman: what?
Me: make it go vroom.
Me: this will make an excellent tomb.
Car salesman: what?
Me: make it go vroom.
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internal dialogue:
Me: hey your phone is going to die while you’re working and you’ll be mad
Me: fuck you
Me: hey your phone is going to die while you’re working and you’ll be mad
Me: fuck you
December 23, 2025 at 7:40 AM
internal dialogue:
Me: hey your phone is going to die while you’re working and you’ll be mad
Me: fuck you
Me: hey your phone is going to die while you’re working and you’ll be mad
Me: fuck you
I'll bet Mike Tyson can pronounce Ibiza perfectly.
December 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I'll bet Mike Tyson can pronounce Ibiza perfectly.