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Food Bank of the Rockies | Colorado Food Bank
Our Colorado food bank aims to end hunger throughout the Rockies. Here's how to receive assistance or find out how to help.
www.foodbankrockies.org
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It will make you feel good and at least 25% more sexy!
If you can, please consider donating to a local food bank like @foodbankrockies.bsky.social
It will make you feel good and at least 25% more sexy!
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“Thank you Dr Pepper for this scholarship money, which I will use for dental school, and for your continued contributions to tooth decay, which I will one day use to buy a Ferrari”
December 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
“Thank you Dr Pepper for this scholarship money, which I will use for dental school, and for your continued contributions to tooth decay, which I will one day use to buy a Ferrari”
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How the Grinch rocked you like a hurricane
December 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
How the Grinch rocked you like a hurricane
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To be clear: if you’re the kind of person who’s offended by me saying “Happy Holidays” then you are 100% a person that I’m going to go out of my way to offend
December 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
To be clear: if you’re the kind of person who’s offended by me saying “Happy Holidays” then you are 100% a person that I’m going to go out of my way to offend
Look at her
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Look at her
You can argue which teams make it into the tournament but no one on or near the bubble is winning shit
December 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
You can argue which teams make it into the tournament but no one on or near the bubble is winning shit
The Old Atlanta DEATHBLOW
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The Old Atlanta DEATHBLOW
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
September 25, 2023 at 4:04 PM
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
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You can just say you know karate, no one checks
December 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
You can just say you know karate, no one checks
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Told a random Boomer at Costco “Happy Holidays” and he immediately burst into flames
December 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Told a random Boomer at Costco “Happy Holidays” and he immediately burst into flames
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If I was in The Shining, I would have gotten the job done. Not because I'm more evil than Jack Torrance, I'm just smarter and more capable, with a faster top speed.
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
If I was in The Shining, I would have gotten the job done. Not because I'm more evil than Jack Torrance, I'm just smarter and more capable, with a faster top speed.
The brain of the 1980s couldn’t even comprehend how far butts would progress in the next 40 years, just an incredible expansion of butts
December 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The brain of the 1980s couldn’t even comprehend how far butts would progress in the next 40 years, just an incredible expansion of butts
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He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
If he’s lucky he just might get one
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
If he’s lucky he just might get one
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This season, let's put Christ back in Christians.
December 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This season, let's put Christ back in Christians.
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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Yes
We are the wealthiest country on the planet. There is no reason why anyone should go hungry while billion dollar corporations get permanent tax cuts.
While veterans are refused care at VA hospitals because their staffing has been cut by 30k.
Donate to food banks and food drives if you are able.
While veterans are refused care at VA hospitals because their staffing has been cut by 30k.
Donate to food banks and food drives if you are able.
It’s unconscionable that congress and the President do nothing and continue to be paid, while the government workers who keep us safe and people who need food assistance are literally cut off completely.
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Yes
She once batted my nose on the other site for joking about her dad’s mob ties, which he obviously had, so take this with a grain of salt
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
She once batted my nose on the other site for joking about her dad’s mob ties, which he obviously had, so take this with a grain of salt
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
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see the thing about them all being the worst people in the world is that even when one of them gets killed they can't create a proper cult of martyrdom around him because the others get jealous he's getting all the attention.
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
see the thing about them all being the worst people in the world is that even when one of them gets killed they can't create a proper cult of martyrdom around him because the others get jealous he's getting all the attention.
KEVIN COSTNER PRESENTS THE REVERSE MORTGAGE
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
KEVIN COSTNER PRESENTS THE REVERSE MORTGAGE
KEVIN COSTNER PRESENTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
December 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
KEVIN COSTNER PRESENTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
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Folks you may have been baffled by the “Kevin Costner presents the first Christmas” ad you just saw on ABC
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Folks you may have been baffled by the “Kevin Costner presents the first Christmas” ad you just saw on ABC
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
Meanwhile the US government is making them mandatory
December 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Meanwhile the US government is making them mandatory
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It is with a full heart and belly that I gladly accept this prestigious Dunkin Donut Peace Prize and hash brown
im honored to accept this Wawa Peace Prize
December 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It is with a full heart and belly that I gladly accept this prestigious Dunkin Donut Peace Prize and hash brown