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If you can, please consider donating to a local food bank like @foodbankrockies.bsky.social
It will make you feel good and at least 25% more sexy!
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Bold prediction: they’re going to cancel the TPUSA All-American Halftime Special before broadcast. That or Kid Rock will cancel
February 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Bold prediction: they’re going to cancel the TPUSA All-American Halftime Special before broadcast. That or Kid Rock will cancel
And now you’re telling me that prominent Republicans won’t criticize him for being racist, this is truly a Game-Changer
Oh the President is a gutter racist, wow how will American voters react to this shocking news that was clearly baked into the last three Presidential elections
February 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
And now you’re telling me that prominent Republicans won’t criticize him for being racist, this is truly a Game-Changer
Oh the President is a gutter racist, wow how will American voters react to this shocking news that was clearly baked into the last three Presidential elections
February 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Oh the President is a gutter racist, wow how will American voters react to this shocking news that was clearly baked into the last three Presidential elections
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“The Florida Panhandle has seen more snowfall than Salt Lake City this year,” said Jon Meyer, assistant state climatologist at the Utah Climate Center.
Western ski resorts and their terrible, horrible, no snow, very bad year
“The Florida Panhandle has seen more snowfall than Salt Lake City this year,” said Jon Meyer, assistant state climatologist at the Utah Climate Center.
www.sltrib.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:15 PM
“The Florida Panhandle has seen more snowfall than Salt Lake City this year,” said Jon Meyer, assistant state climatologist at the Utah Climate Center.
Dickson Balls
Dickson Balls
United States, Census, 1860
United States, Census, 1860
February 7, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Dickson Balls
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this girl in my son's class bullied someone so bad they left the school, and now she's trying to turn her sights on my kid. third grader, you do not understand that your target's mother is a walking talking hornet's nest with a degree in psychology
February 7, 2026 at 8:17 PM
this girl in my son's class bullied someone so bad they left the school, and now she's trying to turn her sights on my kid. third grader, you do not understand that your target's mother is a walking talking hornet's nest with a degree in psychology
Watching the Olympics on tape delay so don’t tell me how Dan and Dave did in Barcelona
February 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Watching the Olympics on tape delay so don’t tell me how Dan and Dave did in Barcelona
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Look kid, occasionally I’m going to drop an obscure boomer reference and it’s up to you to dust off your Encyclopædia Britannica and figure it out
February 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Look kid, occasionally I’m going to drop an obscure boomer reference and it’s up to you to dust off your Encyclopædia Britannica and figure it out
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Big weekend for Clavicular. His cortisol levels were spiked by foids while he was jestergooning and chadfishing in the club. And then he got ragebaited by the King of Scottsdale.
February 7, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Big weekend for Clavicular. His cortisol levels were spiked by foids while he was jestergooning and chadfishing in the club. And then he got ragebaited by the King of Scottsdale.
BREAKING: GREG BOVINO ASKED TO LEAVE PASADENA BIRTHDAY PARTY BOUNCY CASTLE
February 7, 2026 at 4:56 PM
BREAKING: GREG BOVINO ASKED TO LEAVE PASADENA BIRTHDAY PARTY BOUNCY CASTLE
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I’m a math/probability guy and I quit betting on sports because I found that the effect of luck consistently outweighs the relative strength of teams outside the tolerance of the point spread
My Old Man always said that betting on football was hard because the ball was shaped so funny, this actually sort of makes sense if you think about it enough
February 5, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I’m a math/probability guy and I quit betting on sports because I found that the effect of luck consistently outweighs the relative strength of teams outside the tolerance of the point spread
Up next is the Central African Republic, which I’m told is a republic in central Africa
February 7, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Up next is the Central African Republic, which I’m told is a republic in central Africa
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“Obamas as monkeys” is not only the worst possible gutter racism, it’s also at least 18 years stale
February 6, 2026 at 5:26 PM
“Obamas as monkeys” is not only the worst possible gutter racism, it’s also at least 18 years stale
The House does not always win, but The House wins about 60% of the time
Regarding betting on the Super Bowl.
The House Always Wins. Betting on your phone changes nothing.
The House Always Wins. Betting on your phone changes nothing.
a cartoon character from the simpsons is holding a blue cup
ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons is holding a blue cup
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:37 AM
The House does not always win, but The House wins about 60% of the time
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Bovino, his tiny legs dangling from the barstool: what do you mean I have to leave?
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar: report
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar: report
Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.
trib.al
February 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Bovino, his tiny legs dangling from the barstool: what do you mean I have to leave?
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Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild
February 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild
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Famous Italians include The Godfather, Pope Gelasius II, and Chef Boyardee
February 6, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Famous Italians include The Godfather, Pope Gelasius II, and Chef Boyardee
Glenn Danzig
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 6, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Glenn Danzig
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you must be this tall 🤏 to drink at the bar
This rules. Kick Bovino out of every fucking bar in the country.
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar
Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.
lasvegassun.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:14 PM
you must be this tall 🤏 to drink at the bar
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this false spring in the Bay Area on Super Bowl week beginning to piss me off. the very nice weather deprives SF tourists a core local experience: frantically buying a $100 low-quality sweatshirt bc the fog rolled in and they are caught in shorts and a t-shirt
February 6, 2026 at 9:01 PM
this false spring in the Bay Area on Super Bowl week beginning to piss me off. the very nice weather deprives SF tourists a core local experience: frantically buying a $100 low-quality sweatshirt bc the fog rolled in and they are caught in shorts and a t-shirt
One billion people making fat lady jokes right now: stop it
February 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
One billion people making fat lady jokes right now: stop it
Bovino, his tiny legs dangling from the barstool: what do you mean I have to leave?
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar: report
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar: report
Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.
trib.al
February 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Bovino, his tiny legs dangling from the barstool: what do you mean I have to leave?