Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him)
@wheeltod.bsky.social
Just a regular, salt-of-the-earth coastal elite who enjoys curling up on fire in front of a nice bottle of wine
A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo
A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo
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There are few things I enjoy more on a cold, wet, wintry day than driving past a line of shivering commuters stuck at a bus stop in the rain, with my radio and my heater both blasting on full.
In fact, that's probably the main reason I became a bus driver in the first place.
In fact, that's probably the main reason I became a bus driver in the first place.
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can’t teach an old dog to fish
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
can’t teach an old dog to fish
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They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
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A poser: Which of these top 10 quips in the Picayune Sentinel poll do you find funny?
ericzorn.substack.com/i/179255378/...
Finalists include:
@wheeltod.bsky.social
@johnlyon.bsky.social
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
@donni.bsky.social
@jakevig.bsky.social
ericzorn.substack.com/i/179255378/...
Finalists include:
@wheeltod.bsky.social
@johnlyon.bsky.social
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
@donni.bsky.social
@jakevig.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
A poser: Which of these top 10 quips in the Picayune Sentinel poll do you find funny?
ericzorn.substack.com/i/179255378/...
Finalists include:
@wheeltod.bsky.social
@johnlyon.bsky.social
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
@donni.bsky.social
@jakevig.bsky.social
ericzorn.substack.com/i/179255378/...
Finalists include:
@wheeltod.bsky.social
@johnlyon.bsky.social
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
@donni.bsky.social
@jakevig.bsky.social
I've cheated death -- with a younger, more attractive mode of expiration.
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I've cheated death -- with a younger, more attractive mode of expiration.
Remember, it can take days to defrost your turkey if you just leave it sitting in the refrigerator.
A simple hack is to instead put it in your toilet 48 hours in advance, where the flow of relatively warmer liquids will ensure it's ready to go on Thanksgiving morning.
A simple hack is to instead put it in your toilet 48 hours in advance, where the flow of relatively warmer liquids will ensure it's ready to go on Thanksgiving morning.
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Remember, it can take days to defrost your turkey if you just leave it sitting in the refrigerator.
A simple hack is to instead put it in your toilet 48 hours in advance, where the flow of relatively warmer liquids will ensure it's ready to go on Thanksgiving morning.
A simple hack is to instead put it in your toilet 48 hours in advance, where the flow of relatively warmer liquids will ensure it's ready to go on Thanksgiving morning.
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If this sounds like your kind of “good trouble” and would like to participate locally, tonight theres a national online training : ‘Learn to Replicate the "Scrape ICE Out of Home Depot" Action’ (run by National Day Laborer Organizing Network). Sign up below:
www.mobilize.us/ndlon/event/...
www.mobilize.us/ndlon/event/...
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
If this sounds like your kind of “good trouble” and would like to participate locally, tonight theres a national online training : ‘Learn to Replicate the "Scrape ICE Out of Home Depot" Action’ (run by National Day Laborer Organizing Network). Sign up below:
www.mobilize.us/ndlon/event/...
www.mobilize.us/ndlon/event/...
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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Never afraid to voice controversial opinions...
Hayden Christensen says his favorite Star Wars film from the Original Trilogy is 'The Empire Strikes Back'
'Rogue One' is his favorite from the Disney films
(via Fan Expo Chicago)
'Rogue One' is his favorite from the Disney films
(via Fan Expo Chicago)
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Never afraid to voice controversial opinions...
"Dad?"
"Yes, son?"
"Where does Little Caesars come from?"
"Well, son. When a Burger King & a Dairy Queen love each other very, very much..."
"Yes, son?"
"Where does Little Caesars come from?"
"Well, son. When a Burger King & a Dairy Queen love each other very, very much..."
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
"Dad?"
"Yes, son?"
"Where does Little Caesars come from?"
"Well, son. When a Burger King & a Dairy Queen love each other very, very much..."
"Yes, son?"
"Where does Little Caesars come from?"
"Well, son. When a Burger King & a Dairy Queen love each other very, very much..."
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
Will I understand the movie Seven if I haven't seen the movies One through Six, and have never felt the warming glow of a woman's loving embrace?
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Will I understand the movie Seven if I haven't seen the movies One through Six, and have never felt the warming glow of a woman's loving embrace?
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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sticking a thermometer up my nose to see if i'm mentally ill
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
sticking a thermometer up my nose to see if i'm mentally ill
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Seth Moulton has announced plans to inspect the ICE Facility in Burlington. We need to encourage our other members of Congress to join this inspection and to highlight that a 1-time inspection is not sufficient - we need full accountability! Please take action now!
actionnetwork.org/letters/dec-...
actionnetwork.org/letters/dec-...
Dec 1st ICE Burlington Inspection
Seth Moulton has announced plans to inspect the ICE Facility in Burlington. We need to encourage our other members of Congress to join this inspection and to highlight that a 1-time inspection is not...
actionnetwork.org
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Seth Moulton has announced plans to inspect the ICE Facility in Burlington. We need to encourage our other members of Congress to join this inspection and to highlight that a 1-time inspection is not sufficient - we need full accountability! Please take action now!
actionnetwork.org/letters/dec-...
actionnetwork.org/letters/dec-...
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Getting my debris read today, I know it sounds kooky but it's less invasive than having my wreckage scoured and more accurate than mayday mayday in a box
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Getting my debris read today, I know it sounds kooky but it's less invasive than having my wreckage scoured and more accurate than mayday mayday in a box
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I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
I grew up in a tough neighborhood, but even compared to the other dads mine was old school
It was commonplace to teach your kids to swim by throwing them in the deep end without warning.
But my dad was the only one to first tie a cinder block to my ankle.
It was commonplace to teach your kids to swim by throwing them in the deep end without warning.
But my dad was the only one to first tie a cinder block to my ankle.
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I grew up in a tough neighborhood, but even compared to the other dads mine was old school
It was commonplace to teach your kids to swim by throwing them in the deep end without warning.
But my dad was the only one to first tie a cinder block to my ankle.
It was commonplace to teach your kids to swim by throwing them in the deep end without warning.
But my dad was the only one to first tie a cinder block to my ankle.
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For me, the most important part of any job is being able to have a little fun with it. Sadly, the other morticians saw things differently.
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
For me, the most important part of any job is being able to have a little fun with it. Sadly, the other morticians saw things differently.
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Early in any job interview, be sure to use the phrase "I always give 200%", so you can quickly gauge the panel's tolerance for working with idiots.
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Early in any job interview, be sure to use the phrase "I always give 200%", so you can quickly gauge the panel's tolerance for working with idiots.
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*sits backwards in a chair like a cool kid*
EXECUTIONER: wrong way.
EXECUTIONER: wrong way.
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
*sits backwards in a chair like a cool kid*
EXECUTIONER: wrong way.
EXECUTIONER: wrong way.
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Tomorrow (Tuesday, Nov 25) at the state house, there will be hearings on Safe Communities Act and Immigrant Legal Defense Act. Sign up here to help: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Safe Communities Act & Immigrant Legal Defense Act Hearing Nov 25th
Join us in person at the State House and/or share your stories by submitting written testimony! (We will contact you with details)
Rally 9:00am @ Massachusetts State House, Room 428
ILDA Hearing 10:00...
docs.google.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Tomorrow (Tuesday, Nov 25) at the state house, there will be hearings on Safe Communities Act and Immigrant Legal Defense Act. Sign up here to help: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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I think a lot of the conflict that happened in the Wild West could’ve been avoided had town planners in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I think a lot of the conflict that happened in the Wild West could’ve been avoided had town planners in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.