Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him)
@wheeltod.bsky.social
Just a regular, salt-of-the-earth coastal elite who enjoys curling up on fire in front of a nice bottle of wine
A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo
A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo
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There are few things I enjoy more on a cold, wet, wintry day than driving past a line of shivering commuters stuck at a bus stop in the rain, with my radio and my heater both blasting on full.
In fact, that's probably the main reason I became a bus driver in the first place.
In fact, that's probably the main reason I became a bus driver in the first place.
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you’re not balding your hair has merely grown a part. folks,,
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
you’re not balding your hair has merely grown a part. folks,,
[Thanksgiving dinner at the In-laws]
Me (patting wife’s belly): “Remember, you’re eating for two now.”
Mother-in-law (smiling): “You mean...”
Me (smiling back): “You guessed it -- she’s got a tapeworm.”
Me (patting wife’s belly): “Remember, you’re eating for two now.”
Mother-in-law (smiling): “You mean...”
Me (smiling back): “You guessed it -- she’s got a tapeworm.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
[Thanksgiving dinner at the In-laws]
Me (patting wife’s belly): “Remember, you’re eating for two now.”
Mother-in-law (smiling): “You mean...”
Me (smiling back): “You guessed it -- she’s got a tapeworm.”
Me (patting wife’s belly): “Remember, you’re eating for two now.”
Mother-in-law (smiling): “You mean...”
Me (smiling back): “You guessed it -- she’s got a tapeworm.”
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I fucked your dad in Reno
Just to watch him cry
Just to watch him cry
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I fucked your dad in Reno
Just to watch him cry
Just to watch him cry
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An opportunity today to sign-up for phone-banking in Tennessee. Turning over a 20 point margin from 2024 is a tall order. But of the special elections so far in 2025 the Democratic candidate has beaten ‘24 by 16 points. So not impossible, and a turnover in TN would send a message DC could not ignore
📣 TN-7 Volunteers Needed
We need volunteers to help phonebank for Aftyn and drivers to help get voters to the polls. Some voters are 1–2 counties away from their polling place.
☎️ Phonebank sign-up: mobilize.us/s/JE9vIk
🚗 Drive-to-the-polls volunteers: email [email protected]
We need volunteers to help phonebank for Aftyn and drivers to help get voters to the polls. Some voters are 1–2 counties away from their polling place.
☎️ Phonebank sign-up: mobilize.us/s/JE9vIk
🚗 Drive-to-the-polls volunteers: email [email protected]
Remote Phone Bank with Team Aftyn! · Aftyn for Congress
Hey Tennessee! Ready to make an impact? Join Team Aftyn online as we reach out to voters across the district through our remote phonebook!
We'll kick things off with a short training, provide sample ...
mobilize.us
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
An opportunity today to sign-up for phone-banking in Tennessee. Turning over a 20 point margin from 2024 is a tall order. But of the special elections so far in 2025 the Democratic candidate has beaten ‘24 by 16 points. So not impossible, and a turnover in TN would send a message DC could not ignore
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[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
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love how language learning apps are like “three words you need to know in every language are badminton, wild boar, and frolicsome”
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
love how language learning apps are like “three words you need to know in every language are badminton, wild boar, and frolicsome”
Any time you say goodbye to someone, it's important to tell them to "take care", because otherwise they'll probably forget to do that.
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Any time you say goodbye to someone, it's important to tell them to "take care", because otherwise they'll probably forget to do that.
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ME: I’ve never cooked a Thanksgiving turkey and I hope I go to my grave that way
DOCTOR: Then I've got good news
DOCTOR: Then I've got good news
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
ME: I’ve never cooked a Thanksgiving turkey and I hope I go to my grave that way
DOCTOR: Then I've got good news
DOCTOR: Then I've got good news
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Why do all the inkblots look like sexy clowns
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Why do all the inkblots look like sexy clowns
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senators will go on late night talk shows instead of demand the impeachment of a president that literally called for their execution
What a week and it’s only Tuesday. See me on Jimmy Kimmel tonight to talk all about it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 AM
senators will go on late night talk shows instead of demand the impeachment of a president that literally called for their execution
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can’t teach an old dog to fish
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
can’t teach an old dog to fish
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They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
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A poser: Which of these top 10 quips in the Picayune Sentinel poll do you find funny?
ericzorn.substack.com/i/179255378/...
Finalists include:
@wheeltod.bsky.social
@johnlyon.bsky.social
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
@donni.bsky.social
@jakevig.bsky.social
ericzorn.substack.com/i/179255378/...
Finalists include:
@wheeltod.bsky.social
@johnlyon.bsky.social
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
@donni.bsky.social
@jakevig.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
A poser: Which of these top 10 quips in the Picayune Sentinel poll do you find funny?
ericzorn.substack.com/i/179255378/...
Finalists include:
@wheeltod.bsky.social
@johnlyon.bsky.social
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
@donni.bsky.social
@jakevig.bsky.social
ericzorn.substack.com/i/179255378/...
Finalists include:
@wheeltod.bsky.social
@johnlyon.bsky.social
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
@donni.bsky.social
@jakevig.bsky.social
I've cheated death -- with a younger, more attractive mode of expiration.
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I've cheated death -- with a younger, more attractive mode of expiration.
Remember, it can take days to defrost your turkey if you just leave it sitting in the refrigerator.
A simple hack is to instead put it in your toilet 48 hours in advance, where the flow of relatively warmer liquids will ensure it's ready to go on Thanksgiving morning.
A simple hack is to instead put it in your toilet 48 hours in advance, where the flow of relatively warmer liquids will ensure it's ready to go on Thanksgiving morning.
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Remember, it can take days to defrost your turkey if you just leave it sitting in the refrigerator.
A simple hack is to instead put it in your toilet 48 hours in advance, where the flow of relatively warmer liquids will ensure it's ready to go on Thanksgiving morning.
A simple hack is to instead put it in your toilet 48 hours in advance, where the flow of relatively warmer liquids will ensure it's ready to go on Thanksgiving morning.
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If this sounds like your kind of “good trouble” and would like to participate locally, tonight theres a national online training : ‘Learn to Replicate the "Scrape ICE Out of Home Depot" Action’ (run by National Day Laborer Organizing Network). Sign up below:
www.mobilize.us/ndlon/event/...
www.mobilize.us/ndlon/event/...
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
If this sounds like your kind of “good trouble” and would like to participate locally, tonight theres a national online training : ‘Learn to Replicate the "Scrape ICE Out of Home Depot" Action’ (run by National Day Laborer Organizing Network). Sign up below:
www.mobilize.us/ndlon/event/...
www.mobilize.us/ndlon/event/...
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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Never afraid to voice controversial opinions...
Hayden Christensen says his favorite Star Wars film from the Original Trilogy is 'The Empire Strikes Back'
'Rogue One' is his favorite from the Disney films
(via Fan Expo Chicago)
'Rogue One' is his favorite from the Disney films
(via Fan Expo Chicago)
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Never afraid to voice controversial opinions...
"Dad?"
"Yes, son?"
"Where does Little Caesars come from?"
"Well, son. When a Burger King & a Dairy Queen love each other very, very much..."
"Yes, son?"
"Where does Little Caesars come from?"
"Well, son. When a Burger King & a Dairy Queen love each other very, very much..."
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
"Dad?"
"Yes, son?"
"Where does Little Caesars come from?"
"Well, son. When a Burger King & a Dairy Queen love each other very, very much..."
"Yes, son?"
"Where does Little Caesars come from?"
"Well, son. When a Burger King & a Dairy Queen love each other very, very much..."
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
Will I understand the movie Seven if I haven't seen the movies One through Six, and have never felt the warming glow of a woman's loving embrace?
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Will I understand the movie Seven if I haven't seen the movies One through Six, and have never felt the warming glow of a woman's loving embrace?
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane