Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him)
@wheeltod.bsky.social
Just a regular, salt-of-the-earth coastal elite who enjoys curling up on fire in front of a nice bottle of wine
A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo
A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo
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There are few things I enjoy more on a cold, wet, wintry day than driving past a line of shivering commuters stuck at a bus stop in the rain, with my radio and my heater both blasting on full.
In fact, that's probably the main reason I became a bus driver in the first place.
In fact, that's probably the main reason I became a bus driver in the first place.
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in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
January 24, 2026 at 12:38 AM
in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
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My very favorite artist is a guy called Rorschach; but he’s very niche— every single one of his paintings is a representation of my mom telling me I’ll never amount to anything.
January 15, 2026 at 12:51 PM
My very favorite artist is a guy called Rorschach; but he’s very niche— every single one of his paintings is a representation of my mom telling me I’ll never amount to anything.
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Life is like a box of chocolates.
They both make me sick.
They both make me sick.
January 20, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Life is like a box of chocolates.
They both make me sick.
They both make me sick.
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I can't wait to go to the grocery store right before the ice storm and come home with a Chopped basket full of weird condiments
January 23, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I can't wait to go to the grocery store right before the ice storm and come home with a Chopped basket full of weird condiments
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Telling the grieving widow of an asshole “Thank you for your loss”
January 22, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Telling the grieving widow of an asshole “Thank you for your loss”
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Happening this Saturday (12pm) in Medford; and across the country.
Check out this site for more details on why Citizens Bank does not deserve your money, because it finances private prisons and Ice detention centers: www.boycottcitizens.org/why-citizens...
Join us if you can.
Check out this site for more details on why Citizens Bank does not deserve your money, because it finances private prisons and Ice detention centers: www.boycottcitizens.org/why-citizens...
Join us if you can.
January 22, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Happening this Saturday (12pm) in Medford; and across the country.
Check out this site for more details on why Citizens Bank does not deserve your money, because it finances private prisons and Ice detention centers: www.boycottcitizens.org/why-citizens...
Join us if you can.
Check out this site for more details on why Citizens Bank does not deserve your money, because it finances private prisons and Ice detention centers: www.boycottcitizens.org/why-citizens...
Join us if you can.
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If I had a time machine, I would take all your best skeets to a younger version of you so you know how great you become
January 22, 2026 at 2:53 AM
If I had a time machine, I would take all your best skeets to a younger version of you so you know how great you become
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I blame most of our problems on the teachings of Michael Jackson, especially his self-defeating insistence on our never stopping until we’ve achieved total fulfillment
January 22, 2026 at 10:46 AM
I blame most of our problems on the teachings of Michael Jackson, especially his self-defeating insistence on our never stopping until we’ve achieved total fulfillment
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Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
ARLINGTON, VA—In an apparent attempt to guilt his children into eating their vegetables Monday, White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller reportedly reminded one of his sons, a picky eater, tha...
theonion.com
January 21, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
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If you capture Greg Bovino he must grant you three wishes.
January 21, 2026 at 11:09 PM
If you capture Greg Bovino he must grant you three wishes.
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There are so many hot guys at this Urinary Incontinence Pelvic Floor Strengthening Clinic.
January 21, 2026 at 11:28 PM
There are so many hot guys at this Urinary Incontinence Pelvic Floor Strengthening Clinic.
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no greenlander ever called me a libtard
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
no greenlander ever called me a libtard
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GOD (a long time ago): felt cute and created some dinosaurs last night, might delete later
January 20, 2026 at 4:52 PM
GOD (a long time ago): felt cute and created some dinosaurs last night, might delete later
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Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/
[Sees guy standing on ledge]
Me: "Oh no!"
*Realizes it's a co-worker who -- when I asked him "How's it going?" this morning -- said "fine"
Me: "Jump, liar!"
Me: "Oh no!"
*Realizes it's a co-worker who -- when I asked him "How's it going?" this morning -- said "fine"
Me: "Jump, liar!"
January 20, 2026 at 3:45 PM
[Sees guy standing on ledge]
Me: "Oh no!"
*Realizes it's a co-worker who -- when I asked him "How's it going?" this morning -- said "fine"
Me: "Jump, liar!"
Me: "Oh no!"
*Realizes it's a co-worker who -- when I asked him "How's it going?" this morning -- said "fine"
Me: "Jump, liar!"
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think it's nice that all handbag manufacturers got together one day and collectively agreed that women only ever leave the house needing to carry either one single cigarette or an entire human man, it absolutely chimes in with how I live my life day-to-day
January 20, 2026 at 3:12 PM
think it's nice that all handbag manufacturers got together one day and collectively agreed that women only ever leave the house needing to carry either one single cigarette or an entire human man, it absolutely chimes in with how I live my life day-to-day
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It's exhausting texting each of my siblings on their birthday
January 19, 2026 at 5:09 PM
It's exhausting texting each of my siblings on their birthday
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I like when it’s super cold out because it’s a useful reminder that the outside is constantly trying to kill me.
January 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I like when it’s super cold out because it’s a useful reminder that the outside is constantly trying to kill me.
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[staring at engine in neighbors garage]
Neighbor: Maybe it's the alternator
Me: maybe it's just the spark plugs
Neighbor: Maybe we should touch our wieners together
Me: can't hurt
Neighbor: Maybe it's the alternator
Me: maybe it's just the spark plugs
Neighbor: Maybe we should touch our wieners together
Me: can't hurt
January 20, 2026 at 2:35 AM
[staring at engine in neighbors garage]
Neighbor: Maybe it's the alternator
Me: maybe it's just the spark plugs
Neighbor: Maybe we should touch our wieners together
Me: can't hurt
Neighbor: Maybe it's the alternator
Me: maybe it's just the spark plugs
Neighbor: Maybe we should touch our wieners together
Me: can't hurt
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fuck it let’s just get super weird with it all ‘til it’s over.
January 20, 2026 at 3:43 AM
fuck it let’s just get super weird with it all ‘til it’s over.
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Cars should have 6 different horns for the following scenarios:
- Look out
- Hello
- Sorry
- I like your bumper sticker
- Get out of the way I need to use the bathroom
- That guy in the blue hatchback looks like santa claus
- Look out
- Hello
- Sorry
- I like your bumper sticker
- Get out of the way I need to use the bathroom
- That guy in the blue hatchback looks like santa claus
January 20, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Cars should have 6 different horns for the following scenarios:
- Look out
- Hello
- Sorry
- I like your bumper sticker
- Get out of the way I need to use the bathroom
- That guy in the blue hatchback looks like santa claus
- Look out
- Hello
- Sorry
- I like your bumper sticker
- Get out of the way I need to use the bathroom
- That guy in the blue hatchback looks like santa claus
Life is like a box of chocolates.
They both make me sick.
They both make me sick.
January 20, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Life is like a box of chocolates.
They both make me sick.
They both make me sick.
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me at 20: *owns three pairs of pants*
me at 40: we need a 5th crockpot
me at 40: we need a 5th crockpot
January 20, 2026 at 6:34 AM
me at 20: *owns three pairs of pants*
me at 40: we need a 5th crockpot
me at 40: we need a 5th crockpot