Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him)
@wheeltod.bsky.social
Just a regular, salt-of-the-earth coastal elite who enjoys curling up on fire in front of a nice bottle of wine
A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo
A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo
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There are few things I enjoy more on a cold, wet, wintry day than driving past a line of shivering commuters stuck at a bus stop in the rain, with my radio and my heater both blasting on full.
In fact, that's probably the main reason I became a bus driver in the first place.
In fact, that's probably the main reason I became a bus driver in the first place.
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I talked to a dog psychic and, guys, the dogs want us to work from home
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I talked to a dog psychic and, guys, the dogs want us to work from home
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Mystic Mashup Indivisible in Massachusetts had a Boycott Citizens Bank presence in both Medford and Somerville today. We are considering making this a regular event until it is no longer necessary. Care to join us? www.mysticmashup.org
January 24, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Mystic Mashup Indivisible in Massachusetts had a Boycott Citizens Bank presence in both Medford and Somerville today. We are considering making this a regular event until it is no longer necessary. Care to join us? www.mysticmashup.org
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Memory is a fragile thing in this moment, so it is important to keep in mind that Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his caucus against ICE funding earlier this week.
January 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Memory is a fragile thing in this moment, so it is important to keep in mind that Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his caucus against ICE funding earlier this week.
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We know you’re shocked
You’re probably angry
You may well be afraid that Massachusetts is next
We’re regular folks like you who’ve had enough
If you’re in the Medford, Malden, Somerville area and want to get involved in standing up to this regime, join us at this link:
www.mysticmashup.org/join/
You’re probably angry
You may well be afraid that Massachusetts is next
We’re regular folks like you who’ve had enough
If you’re in the Medford, Malden, Somerville area and want to get involved in standing up to this regime, join us at this link:
www.mysticmashup.org/join/
January 24, 2026 at 8:30 PM
We know you’re shocked
You’re probably angry
You may well be afraid that Massachusetts is next
We’re regular folks like you who’ve had enough
If you’re in the Medford, Malden, Somerville area and want to get involved in standing up to this regime, join us at this link:
www.mysticmashup.org/join/
You’re probably angry
You may well be afraid that Massachusetts is next
We’re regular folks like you who’ve had enough
If you’re in the Medford, Malden, Somerville area and want to get involved in standing up to this regime, join us at this link:
www.mysticmashup.org/join/
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[Sees guy standing on ledge]
Me: "Oh no!"
*Realizes it's a co-worker who -- when I asked him "How's it going?" this morning -- said "fine"
Me: "Jump, liar!"
Me: "Oh no!"
*Realizes it's a co-worker who -- when I asked him "How's it going?" this morning -- said "fine"
Me: "Jump, liar!"
January 20, 2026 at 3:45 PM
[Sees guy standing on ledge]
Me: "Oh no!"
*Realizes it's a co-worker who -- when I asked him "How's it going?" this morning -- said "fine"
Me: "Jump, liar!"
Me: "Oh no!"
*Realizes it's a co-worker who -- when I asked him "How's it going?" this morning -- said "fine"
Me: "Jump, liar!"
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At my age it's really hard to explain things to a doctor who has never done drugs
January 22, 2026 at 11:55 PM
At my age it's really hard to explain things to a doctor who has never done drugs
Ruin a first date:
How much time will you expect me to spend with the kids in the divorce settlement?
How much time will you expect me to spend with the kids in the divorce settlement?
Ruin a first date:
When should I have my kids start calling you daddy?
When should I have my kids start calling you daddy?
January 24, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Ruin a first date:
How much time will you expect me to spend with the kids in the divorce settlement?
How much time will you expect me to spend with the kids in the divorce settlement?
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Ruin a first date:
When should I have my kids start calling you daddy?
When should I have my kids start calling you daddy?
January 23, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Ruin a first date:
When should I have my kids start calling you daddy?
When should I have my kids start calling you daddy?
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You come to me on the day my brother-in-law's jazz fusion album drops and ask me to do murder?
February 16, 2024 at 3:22 PM
You come to me on the day my brother-in-law's jazz fusion album drops and ask me to do murder?
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Lucid dreaming? Thanks I'm already awake in a nightmare
January 23, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Lucid dreaming? Thanks I'm already awake in a nightmare
Big snowstorm on the way, but I’m better prepared than most.
I’ve already boarded the windows, sandbagged all the entrances, moved my valuables to the attic and now I’m hard at work inflating the raft.
I’ve already boarded the windows, sandbagged all the entrances, moved my valuables to the attic and now I’m hard at work inflating the raft.
January 24, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Big snowstorm on the way, but I’m better prepared than most.
I’ve already boarded the windows, sandbagged all the entrances, moved my valuables to the attic and now I’m hard at work inflating the raft.
I’ve already boarded the windows, sandbagged all the entrances, moved my valuables to the attic and now I’m hard at work inflating the raft.
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in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
January 24, 2026 at 12:38 AM
in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
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My very favorite artist is a guy called Rorschach; but he’s very niche— every single one of his paintings is a representation of my mom telling me I’ll never amount to anything.
January 15, 2026 at 12:51 PM
My very favorite artist is a guy called Rorschach; but he’s very niche— every single one of his paintings is a representation of my mom telling me I’ll never amount to anything.
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Life is like a box of chocolates.
They both make me sick.
They both make me sick.
January 20, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Life is like a box of chocolates.
They both make me sick.
They both make me sick.
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I can't wait to go to the grocery store right before the ice storm and come home with a Chopped basket full of weird condiments
January 23, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I can't wait to go to the grocery store right before the ice storm and come home with a Chopped basket full of weird condiments
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Telling the grieving widow of an asshole “Thank you for your loss”
January 22, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Telling the grieving widow of an asshole “Thank you for your loss”
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Happening this Saturday (12pm) in Medford; and across the country.
Check out this site for more details on why Citizens Bank does not deserve your money, because it finances private prisons and Ice detention centers: www.boycottcitizens.org/why-citizens...
Join us if you can.
Check out this site for more details on why Citizens Bank does not deserve your money, because it finances private prisons and Ice detention centers: www.boycottcitizens.org/why-citizens...
Join us if you can.
January 22, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Happening this Saturday (12pm) in Medford; and across the country.
Check out this site for more details on why Citizens Bank does not deserve your money, because it finances private prisons and Ice detention centers: www.boycottcitizens.org/why-citizens...
Join us if you can.
Check out this site for more details on why Citizens Bank does not deserve your money, because it finances private prisons and Ice detention centers: www.boycottcitizens.org/why-citizens...
Join us if you can.
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If I had a time machine, I would take all your best skeets to a younger version of you so you know how great you become
January 22, 2026 at 2:53 AM
If I had a time machine, I would take all your best skeets to a younger version of you so you know how great you become
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I blame most of our problems on the teachings of Michael Jackson, especially his self-defeating insistence on our never stopping until we’ve achieved total fulfillment
January 22, 2026 at 10:46 AM
I blame most of our problems on the teachings of Michael Jackson, especially his self-defeating insistence on our never stopping until we’ve achieved total fulfillment
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Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
ARLINGTON, VA—In an apparent attempt to guilt his children into eating their vegetables Monday, White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller reportedly reminded one of his sons, a picky eater, tha...
theonion.com
January 21, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
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If you capture Greg Bovino he must grant you three wishes.
January 21, 2026 at 11:09 PM
If you capture Greg Bovino he must grant you three wishes.
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There are so many hot guys at this Urinary Incontinence Pelvic Floor Strengthening Clinic.
January 21, 2026 at 11:28 PM
There are so many hot guys at this Urinary Incontinence Pelvic Floor Strengthening Clinic.
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no greenlander ever called me a libtard
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
no greenlander ever called me a libtard
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GOD (a long time ago): felt cute and created some dinosaurs last night, might delete later
January 20, 2026 at 4:52 PM
GOD (a long time ago): felt cute and created some dinosaurs last night, might delete later
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Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/